Parker Finn's SMILE (2022, AMC Dolby Cinema) for the first time. Caught the last showing Thursday afternoon before "Amsterdam" takes over.So, Pearl's WWI hubby was first...? OMG!!!ORSound/music design lifts interesting-but-depressing "Ringu"-style narrative.
Robert Rodriguez's FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996, Blu-ray).Why's Titty Twister doorman fond of cats?ORHuman torso guitar gag NEVER gets old.
Hellraiser (2022)It's a C+... so a Hellraiser A-.
RESURRECTION (2022, Dir. Andrew Semans)Roth is the deadliest sin of all.
JENNIFER'S BODY (2009)These girls have a very complicated relationship
Werewolf by Night (2022, dir. Michael Giacchino)It's just an extended mid-credits scene.
The Video Dead (1987)"Long lost television makes siblings loose lives."
THE BEAST WITH A MILLION EYES (1956) One... two... Oh, screw it. A million!
Sinister 2 (2015) Should've been called "Sinister 2: Electric Bagul-oo"
Deadstream (2022)An influencer movie that's not 100% obnoxious.
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Friday the 13th, Part 2 (1981)"Missing paraplegia love interest. Let's check upstairs."
HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021) Can Michael Myers quit slashing my HOPES?
Isolation (2005, Dir. Billy O'Brien)The Thing if The Thing was cowsalsoGenuinely... It's discovery of the month material
The Howling (1981)Proves McGruff The Crime Dog is werewolf!
Tremors (1990) dir. Ron UnderwoodPoor Bert, Hawks still haven't won shit.
FEMALE VAMPIRE (1973) This is what Twilight fans really want.
HELL FEST (2018):Acerbic, flannel-clad pixies get me every time.
I'm Dangerous Tonight (1990)Dee Wallace must really love Blue Bell
Territory aka Rogue (2007, dir. Greg McLean)It's a killer crocodile movie. 'Nuff said.
Splice (2010) dir. Vincenzo NataliThis is why I don't want kids.
NOSFERATU (1922)I love fast-motion Orlock stacking coffins.
The Company of Wolves (1984)We get it, it's actually about sex.
Halloween (1978)I guess this is Halloween Begins now.
LORNA THE EXORCIST (1974) The possessed wear lots of eye makeup.
Uninvited (1988)Nice cat with a nasty hairball problem.Or: Every bit as bonkers as I’ve heard.
Frankenstein (1931) Invited to resurrection experiment? Formal attire required.
Pieces (1982) with F THIS MOVIE commentarySkateboarding, Karate, Tennis, Aerobics??? What about classes?
Dog Soldiers (2002) dir. Neil MarshallYes. Yes! You're the dog now, man.
The Guest (2014)Fantastic ending to a nice friendly visitOrBad things, it follows Maika Monroe everywhere
Hellraiser (2022)"Addictions have consequences on others" done spectacularly
Nope (2022)You've been caught on candid well camera
Speak No Evil (2022)Just ignoring all of the red flags
Texas ChainsawWhy would anyone cheat on Alexandra Daddario?
Halloween (2018)Poor poor Dave. We hardly knew we.
Halloween KillsIs Anthony Michael Hall's head on HGH?
MARDI GRAS MASSACRE (1978) People really will do anything for beads.
Wishmaster (1997)It’s always Ted Raimi’s fault, isn’t it?
THE THING (1982)Alien not as hot as Natasha Henstridge.
The Fury (1978) Kirk Douglas lived 42 years after this.
Alone in the Dark (1982) dir. Jack Sholder How many brothers does Curly have anyway?
The Living Dead Girl (1982)All too true definition of ‘love bites.’
THE SCREAMING WOMAN (1972)That victim sure had a filthy mouth.
The Headless Ghost (1959, dir. Peter Graham Scott)Secret chambers, headless ghosts. Harry Potter fanfic?
Night of the Living Dead (1990) dir. Tom SaviniThey're wearing JNCO cause it's the 90s.
Alligator (1990)Copper, hunter, mogul, mayor--see ya later!
Mardis gras massacre (1978)Love guy wearing overalls at the disco.
Hellbender (2022)Homeschooled kids are really the freaking worst.
Fresh (2022)And I am weird for being vegetarian!
Blood for Dracula (1974)Pretty funny for a softcore gay porno.
Body Snatchers (1993) dir. Abel FerraraChristine Elise? Child named Andy? Sounds familiar...
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998) IT’S HER ACTUAL MOM… (WINK) FROM PSYCHO.
A COMPANY OF WOLVES (1984) My, what big gothic romanticism you have.
CREEPSHOW (1982)Comic book fans: dangerous even without Twitter.
MOTHER OF TEARS (2007)Lacks the minimum amount of Jessica Harper
THE BUNKER GAME (2022)Nazi role-playing games? Never a great idea.
DAY OF THE DEAD (1985):I hope Aunt Alicia is doing okay.
Werewolf by Night (2022)Practical monster but GGI blood. Fair trade.
The Invisible Man (2020) dir. Leigh WhannellHe wears a superstrength suit underneath, okay?-OR-Were you aware your eggo's preggo, homeskillet?
John Carpenter’s THE THING (1982)Even a Carpenter film can feature J&B.
WEREWOLF BY NIGHT (2022) Needs more Korrek the Peanut Butter Barbarian.
Terrifier 2 (2022)Glad we got all that family drama.
Werewolf By Night (2022)Universal horror is in full screen guys
Smile (2022)Like Drag Me to Hell but boring
Species (1995)King Philip comes over for good sexohmygodshe'sakillerspacealienPhilip'sdead!
The Mark of the Vampire, dir Tod Browning, 1935The Professor's Pantomime Produces a Powerful Performance
Phantasm (1979, dir. Don Coscarelli):Phantasm is my favorite reoccurring fever dream.
Hocus Pocus 2 (2022, dir. Anne Fletcher)My family liked it, so that's good.
EXCISION (2012):This all seems very normal to me.
Hellraiser (2022) dir. David BrucknerSame thing happened to my buddy Mike Pence. ALSOPerfectly mediocre movie easily third best Hellraiser.
HELLRAISER (2022) The mythology? Cenobites just make stuff up.
Werewolf by Night (2022)♪ Werewolf by night, a lot of hair ♪
THE SENTINEL (1977)The things we tolerate for affordable rent
Event Horizon (1997)"...won't need eyes - shit, dropped my keys."
The Hitcher(1986) Jim Halsey beware, Ryder's on the storm
Smile (2022)Sequel: Grin. Prequel: Smirk. You're welcome, Paramount.
Tarantula (1955)A whole bunch of people need glasses
The Woman in Black (2012) dir. James WatkinsDamn, British people are so fucking creepy.
DOCTOR OF DOOM (1968) G.L.O.W. season three should've included gorilla men.
Scream (1996)Did Billy and Stu get honorary diplomas?
Sometimes they come back(1991) Past ghosts return.....driving really bitchen wheels
The Last Man On Earth (1964 - Sidney Salkow)Vincent Price randomly impales tired homeless people.
Werewolf By Night (2022)Well if everybody else thinks this qualifies...
The Guest (2014) dir. Adam WingardWARNING: The Fall Dance is INCREDIBLY Flammable.
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