Friday, October 7, 2022

Scary Movie Challenge 2022 Day 7

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  1. Parker Finn's SMILE (2022, AMC Dolby Cinema) for the first time. Caught the last showing Thursday afternoon before "Amsterdam" takes over.

    So, Pearl's WWI hubby was first...? OMG!!!

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    Sound/music design lifts interesting-but-depressing "Ringu"-style narrative.

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  2. Robert Rodriguez's FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996, Blu-ray).

    Why's Titty Twister doorman fond of cats?

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    Human torso guitar gag NEVER gets old.

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  3. Hellraiser (2022)

    It's a C+... so a Hellraiser A-.

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  4. RESURRECTION (2022, Dir. Andrew Semans)

    Roth is the deadliest sin of all.

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  5. JENNIFER'S BODY (2009)

    These girls have a very complicated relationship

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  6. Werewolf by Night (2022, dir. Michael Giacchino)

    It's just an extended mid-credits scene.

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  7. The Video Dead (1987)
    "Long lost television makes siblings loose lives."

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  8. THE BEAST WITH A MILLION EYES (1956)

    One... two... Oh, screw it. A million!

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  9. Sinister 2 (2015)

    Should've been called "Sinister 2: Electric Bagul-oo"

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  10. Deadstream (2022)

    An influencer movie that's not 100% obnoxious.

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  12. Friday the 13th, Part 2 (1981)
    "Missing paraplegia love interest. Let's check upstairs."

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  13. HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021)

    Can Michael Myers quit slashing my HOPES?

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  14. Isolation (2005, Dir. Billy O'Brien)
    The Thing if The Thing was cows
    also
    Genuinely... It's discovery of the month material

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  15. The Howling (1981)

    Proves McGruff The Crime Dog is werewolf!

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  16. Tremors (1990) dir. Ron Underwood

    Poor Bert, Hawks still haven't won shit.

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  17. FEMALE VAMPIRE (1973)

    This is what Twilight fans really want.

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  19. HELL FEST (2018):

    Acerbic, flannel-clad pixies get me every time.

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  20. I'm Dangerous Tonight (1990)

    Dee Wallace must really love Blue Bell

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  21. Territory aka Rogue (2007, dir. Greg McLean)

    It's a killer crocodile movie. 'Nuff said.

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  22. Splice (2010) dir. Vincenzo Natali

    This is why I don't want kids.

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  23. NOSFERATU (1922)

    I love fast-motion Orlock stacking coffins.

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  24. The Company of Wolves (1984)

    We get it, it's actually about sex.

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  25. Halloween (1978)

    I guess this is Halloween Begins now.

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  26. LORNA THE EXORCIST (1974)

    The possessed wear lots of eye makeup.

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  27. Uninvited (1988)

    Nice cat with a nasty hairball problem.

    Or:

    Every bit as bonkers as I’ve heard.

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    1. Frankenstein (1931)

      Invited to resurrection experiment? Formal attire required.

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  28. Pieces (1982) with F THIS MOVIE commentary

    Skateboarding, Karate, Tennis, Aerobics??? What about classes?

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  29. Dog Soldiers (2002) dir. Neil Marshall

    Yes. Yes! You're the dog now, man.

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  30. The Guest (2014)

    Fantastic ending to a nice friendly visit

    Or

    Bad things, it follows Maika Monroe everywhere

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  31. Hellraiser (2022)
    "Addictions have consequences on others" done spectacularly

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  32. Nope (2022)

    You've been caught on candid well camera

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  33. Speak No Evil (2022)

    Just ignoring all of the red flags

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  34. Texas Chainsaw

    Why would anyone cheat on Alexandra Daddario?

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  35. Halloween (2018)

    Poor poor Dave. We hardly knew we.

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  36. Halloween Kills

    Is Anthony Michael Hall's head on HGH?

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  37. MARDI GRAS MASSACRE (1978)

    People really will do anything for beads.

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  39. Wishmaster (1997)
    It’s always Ted Raimi’s fault, isn’t it?

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  40. THE THING (1982)

    Alien not as hot as Natasha Henstridge.

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  41. The Fury (1978)

    Kirk Douglas lived 42 years after this.

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  42. Alone in the Dark (1982) dir. Jack Sholder

    How many brothers does Curly have anyway?

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  43. The Living Dead Girl (1982)

    All too true definition of ‘love bites.’

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  44. THE SCREAMING WOMAN (1972)

    That victim sure had a filthy mouth.

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  45. The Headless Ghost (1959, dir. Peter Graham Scott)

    Secret chambers, headless ghosts. Harry Potter fanfic?

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  46. Night of the Living Dead (1990) dir. Tom Savini

    They're wearing JNCO cause it's the 90s.

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  47. Alligator (1990)

    Copper, hunter, mogul, mayor--see ya later!

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  48. Mardis gras massacre (1978)

    Love guy wearing overalls at the disco.

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  49. Hellbender (2022)

    Homeschooled kids are really the freaking worst.

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  50. Fresh (2022)

    And I am weird for being vegetarian!

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  51. Blood for Dracula (1974)

    Pretty funny for a softcore gay porno.

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  52. Body Snatchers (1993) dir. Abel Ferrara

    Christine Elise? Child named Andy? Sounds familiar...

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  53. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)

    IT’S HER ACTUAL MOM… (WINK) FROM PSYCHO.

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  54. A COMPANY OF WOLVES (1984)

    My, what big gothic romanticism you have.

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  55. CREEPSHOW (1982)

    Comic book fans: dangerous even without Twitter.

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  56. MOTHER OF TEARS (2007)

    Lacks the minimum amount of Jessica Harper

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  57. THE BUNKER GAME (2022)

    Nazi role-playing games? Never a great idea.

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  58. DAY OF THE DEAD (1985):

    I hope Aunt Alicia is doing okay.

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  59. Werewolf by Night (2022)

    Practical monster but GGI blood. Fair trade.

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  60. The Invisible Man (2020) dir. Leigh Whannell

    He wears a superstrength suit underneath, okay?

    -OR-

    Were you aware your eggo's preggo, homeskillet?

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  61. John Carpenter’s THE THING (1982)
    Even a Carpenter film can feature J&B.

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  62. WEREWOLF BY NIGHT (2022)

    Needs more Korrek the Peanut Butter Barbarian.

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  63. Terrifier 2 (2022)

    Glad we got all that family drama.

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  64. Werewolf By Night (2022)

    Universal horror is in full screen guys

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  65. Smile (2022)

    Like Drag Me to Hell but boring

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  66. Species (1995)

    King Philip comes over for good sexohmygodshe'sakillerspacealienPhilip'sdead!

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  67. The Mark of the Vampire, dir Tod Browning, 1935

    The Professor's Pantomime Produces a Powerful Performance

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  68. Phantasm (1979, dir. Don Coscarelli):

    Phantasm is my favorite reoccurring fever dream.

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  69. Hocus Pocus 2 (2022, dir. Anne Fletcher)

    My family liked it, so that's good.

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  70. EXCISION (2012):

    This all seems very normal to me.

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  71. Hellraiser (2022) dir. David Bruckner

    Same thing happened to my buddy Mike Pence.

    ALSO

    Perfectly mediocre movie easily third best Hellraiser.

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  72. HELLRAISER (2022)

    The mythology? Cenobites just make stuff up.

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  73. Werewolf by Night (2022)

    ♪ Werewolf by night, a lot of hair ♪

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  74. THE SENTINEL (1977)
    The things we tolerate for affordable rent

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  75. Event Horizon (1997)

    "...won't need eyes - shit, dropped my keys."

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  76. The Hitcher(1986) Jim Halsey beware, Ryder's on the storm

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  77. Smile (2022)

    Sequel: Grin. Prequel: Smirk. You're welcome, Paramount.

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  78. Tarantula (1955)

    A whole bunch of people need glasses

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  79. The Woman in Black (2012) dir. James Watkins

    Damn, British people are so fucking creepy.

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  80. DOCTOR OF DOOM (1968)

    G.L.O.W. season three should've included gorilla men.

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  81. Scream (1996)

    Did Billy and Stu get honorary diplomas?

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  82. Sometimes they come back(1991) Past ghosts return.....driving really bitchen wheels

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  83. The Last Man On Earth (1964 - Sidney Salkow)
    Vincent Price randomly impales tired homeless people.

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  84. Werewolf By Night (2022)

    Well if everybody else thinks this qualifies...

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  85. The Guest (2014) dir. Adam Wingard

    WARNING: The Fall Dance is INCREDIBLY Flammable.

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  86. These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread.

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