Dario Argento's SUSPIRIA (1977, Synapse 4K UHD Blu-ray)."Sit, Ubu, sit.""Terrifying devil dog!"(woof!).ORDaria Nicolodi. Argento muse, RAZOR SHARP wit.
Luca Guadagnino's SUSPIRIA (2018, Amazon Prime 4K Streaming).Hit-Girl grows up, leaves body trail... again!ORMakes interesting double bill with Zulawki's "Possession."
David Bruckner's HELLRAISER (2022, Hulu) for the first time."Monster Squad" fat kid: "Pinhead's got boobs!"ORCongratulations on making FOURTH best "Hellraiser" movie.
Land of the Dead (2005)Despite Big Daddy, few asses backing up.
An American Werewolf In Paris (1997)If Zapped! was the sequel to CarrieORCompliant with late 90’s Smash Mouth legislation
Zapped and Carrie shared universe!? so in.
SUSPIRIA (2018):I still really like this movie. Sorry.
No need for apologies... I do too!
HALLOWEEN H20: TWENTY YEARS LATER (1998, Dir. Steve Miner)Early JGL death fails to prevent "Snowden".
Hellraiser (2022):We have such 'meh's to show you.
Hell Fest (2018) Not enough hand jobs at this funhouse
HELLBOY (2004) Hellboy's secretly eating those cats, isn't he?
Hellraiser (2022, Dir. David Bruckner)Homer's voice "THE TURKEY'S A LITTLE DRY?!?!"
Silver Bullet (1985)Welcome to Pimp My Ride: Wheelchair Edition
or Should have stayed in Canada, Anne Shirley.
THE BEAST MUST DIE! (1974)I guessed I was the werewolf...wrong:(
Werewolf By Night (2022)Disney watched Universal Monsters and liked it
OrWerewolf and Man-Thing are friends, kill people
Blackout (2008, dir. Rigoberto Castañeda)Stuck in elevator with Armie Hammer. Terrifying!
Deadstream (2022 NOW ON SHUDDER)Modern love letter to Raimi. BEEF CAM!
Carrie (1976 - Brian DePalma)Snoop Dogg: Drop it like it's blood.
HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY (2008) I'd totally shop at the Troll Market.
My Best Friend's Exorcism (2022) Drugs, booze, cure and cause of demons.
SANTO VS. FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER (1971)Doctora Frankenstein sure has a mean streak
The Faculty (1998)Frodo pushes drugs to woo Mia Toretto
Black Sunday (1960)Watched Saturday yet still black. Demand refund.
Resident Evil (2002)James Purefoy performances evaporate like cotton candy
Hellraiser (2022)We Have Such Sights To Show Zzz...
The House of the Devil(2009) Hell of a night to be "babysitting"
Demon City Shinjuku (1988)Whenever Redhead does the thing... it's 1982!
HELLBOY (2019) Come for Baba Yaga, stay for wereleopard.
Martyrs (2015) Ne tient pas une bougie a l'original
THE PAUL LYNDE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (1976) Florence Henderson appears as the sexiest woman!
The Hidden (1987)Some severe indigestion leads to Ferrari theft.
In the Mouth of MadnessSutter Cane is a hack. A hack!
Dawn of the Dead (2004)This doesn't look like an American mall...
High Spirits (1988)O’Toole’s only in it for the boos
Willow Creek(2013) Bigfoot reigning hide and go seek champion
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)Michael’s singin’ “Bye guy from American Pie”
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)He would’ve had more luck on Grinder.
GHOST RIDER (2007) Demonic hellspawn would listen to the Carpenters.
Extraordinary Tales (Dir. Raúl García)Draculas, Warlock and Guillermo Poe one out.
Hellraiser (2022)"National Treasure III: Pinhead and the Cenobites"
Unfriended (2014)There's a lot of reading in this
Kill, Baby... Kill! (1966)They forgot to color in the girl.
GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE (2011) Satan looks like Maurice from Northern Exposure?
Santo y Blue Demon vs Dracula y el Hombre Lobo (Dir. Miguel M Delgado 1973)Dracula peeps girl, Blue Demon peeps Wolfman!ALSOThis film looks super ¡Magnifico! on Tubi!
The Devil Rides Out (1968)Er staat een paard in de gang!OrAnd the horse you rode in on!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream MasterCemetery plot for Freddy's victims? Fuckin' A!
SWAMP THING (1982) Barbeau's great, but how about Nanette Brown?
Hellraiser (2022)Let's do Hellraiser mixed with Thirteen Ghosts
Piranha 3D (2010, dir. Alexandre Aja)The boob with boobs boobed bloodily boobily.
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Sleeps (1999)Sleeping with a priest purifies your soul?
Nightbreed (1990)It's Jan. 6th meets a monster mash!
Scream (2022)Mild spoilerThat girl is set on fire again!
I thought the same thing. She's being typecasted 🤣
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)I wanna go to the Canada restaurant
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)Might be my favorite Universal Monster movie
The Last Man on Earth (1964)Might be my favorite Vincent Price movie
Poltergeist (1982)"Real skeletons... like Tobe used to make."
Watched the 4K blu recently. Looks amazing. Movie completely holds up, like, top 5 holds up for that decade of Horror. So good.
Significant Other (2022)Maika killing it as she always does.
RETURN OF SWAMP THING (1989) Return of my disgust for this movie.
HELLRAISER (2022)The Wishmaster requires less murder for wishes.
Ouija (2014) dir. Stiles WhiteGullible protagonists easily duped by dullest villains.
Day of the Dead (1985)Zombie of the year award 1985: Bub
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996, dir. Kevin Yagher)Ben Wyatt finally learns to treat himself.
Last Night In Soho (2021) - First time viewingPart "Dead Again." Part "Frequency." More stabby.
Smile (2022)Well at least I go out happy!
DEMON KNIGHT (1995)Adam Riske is right. This movie rules.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)This movie really embodies the Halloween spirit.
Demonoid: Messenger of Death (1981)Really gotta HAND it to the producers.
WNUF Halloween Special, dir Chris LaMartina, 2013Screen your live calls like your demons.
Night of the Demons (1988)Yeah, that sometimes happens at Angela parties...
DR. SYN, ALIAS THE SCARECROW (1963) 10% scarecrow action, 90% powdered wig bureaucrats.
SmileSo... spread trauma or else more trauma?
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NEAR DARK (1987)Hudson, Bishop, and Vasquez turned into vampires?!
Satan's Triangle (1975)Thought a Satan's Triangle was... something else.
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