Jim Wynorski's THE RETURN OF SWAMP THING (1989, TUBI) for the first time. Also streaming on Pluto, FLEX, VUDU."Superman's" Ursa working for "Octopussy's" French pimp.ORUnlike "hero," Heather Locklear's in on joke.
Carlos Mayolo's CARNE DE TU CARNE (FLESH FROM YOUR FLESH, 1983, 35mm) at New York City's Anthology Film Archives for the first time.Wealthy Colombians haunted by ghostly ancestors. Boring.
The Sacrament, dir Ti West, 2013Beware the man who wears sunglasses indoors.
THE SADNESS (2021, Dir. Rob Jabbaz)Improper use of an eye socket, mister!
CALTIKI, THE IMMORTAL MONSTER (1959)Carelessly handling dangerous organisms has terrible consequences.
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Halloween Resurrection, dir Rick Rosenthal, 2002Myers is a terrible hands on director
The Thing From Another World (1951)Martian translation: “Please stop talking so fast”
THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE (1973)My vote for MVP? Roddy McDowell's glasses
Smile (Dir. 2022, Parker Finn)Really weird sequel to The Emoji Movieor💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
Bad Moon (1996)Man vs beast vs man's best friend.
Fear No Evil (1981)Ambitious mess, but nuttier than squirrel shit
BLOODSUCKERS FROM OUTER SPACE (1984) Makeup effects by guy with magic marker.
The Changeling (1980) on TubiExcellent Canadian film! Should be better known.
Godzilla (1954)Imagine thinking Broderick was the missing ingredient
Hellraiser (2022)Goran Visnjic should go to the ER
Killer Crocodile (1989)The Apocalypse Now of Italian crocodile films.
THE ROBOT VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY (1956) That's the robot? My money's on mummy.
Santo in the Wax Museum (1963)More horror should end in wrestling matches
Hellraiser (1987)Need information about Cenobites? Come to daddy.
THE BLACK CASTLE (1952)Price/Poe film without Price or Poe.
THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1991)"Mysterious and spooky, They're all together horny"
Black Christmas (1974)The real horror is the toilet whiskey
HORROR EXPRESS (1972)Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest ancient alien-beast!
DRACULA AD 1972 (1972)Too much 1972 and not enough Dracula.
Resurrection (1999)Se7en meets NYPD Blue set in Chicago.
Corporate Animals (2019)We need more Moore in our movies!
FROM HELL (2001)Like SLEEPY HOLLOW, but without being satisfying.
28 Days Later (2002, dir. Danny Boyle)Kept waiting for Bullock to show up.
MADELINES (2022) She (Brea Grant) blinded me with science.
DON'T WORRY DARLING (2022) STEPFORD WIVES gets a SIMS expansion pack!
The Lost Boys (1987)I kinda like all the damn vampires.
Demon Wind (1990) Was not prepared for this magical friendship.
WEREWOLF BY NIGHT (2022)Another classic monster as action star movie...
Species (1995 - Roger Donaldson)Both species just want to copulate constantly.
3 Extremes (2004..dir. Fruit Chan, Park Chan-wook, Takeshi Miike)Chan cooks, Park rants, and Miike sobs.
ROCK-A-DIE BABY (1989) Starring Dick Sargent? It must be scary!
Hellraiser, dir David Bruckner, 2022For Pinhead, the world is a puzzleAnd the players merely pieces and chunks
JOHN CARPENTER'S GHOSTS OF MARS (2001)Some say underrated; these people are wrong.
MARY REILLY (1996) Can a potion fix everybody's weird accents?
The Guest (2014)6th watch. So F-ing good! 5/5 stars.
End of Days (1999) No plagiarism accountability by Byrne or Pollak.
Howl (2015)Worse than werewolves on train? The British.
Storm of the Century (1999)Evil wizard should consider dropping the rhyming.
Ginger Snaps (2000)Just boys likin' girls, girls lycan boys.
THE VAMPIRE DOLL (1970) Must every mansion have a creepy groundskeeper?
Definitely
In the Tall Grass (2019)Add switchgrass and set it at midnight.
It Follows (2014)"It" wants to talk about your warranty
CAT PEOPLE (1942)Val Lewton's masterful kickoff to the Manimal-verse.
The Wolf Man (1941)An Obviously Not Welsh Werewolf in Wales orLlanwelly Village: slam poetry night, every night.
FRIGHT NIGHT (1985)My neighbor also did this shit recently.
THE MORTUARY COLLECTION (2020)Giving extra respect to women for childbirth.
SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE (2000)Max Schreck wasn't a vampire!Dafoe however...
The Invisible Man (1933)Mustard not needed to chew the scenery
Prom Night (1980)I'd wanna kill most of them too
Scream 3 (2000)Jay and Bob should've stopped this movie
Invasion of the Flesh Hunters (1980)Ashes to ashes and shit to shit.
Vampires (1998)If only James Woods got staked instead.
Halloween (2007) dir. Rob ZombieWorth it alone for Joe Grizzley, BITCH!
Hocus Pocus 2 (2022)Spellbook eyeball makes Oscars bid in finale.
Hellraiser (2022, Dir. D. Bruckner)Stop touching things that aren’t yours, people!
Werewolf by Night (2022, Dir. M. Giacchino)I too agree monsters should be Teds.
Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021, Dir. K. Thatcher)Ghost Danny Trejo still screams for tacos.
HALLOWEEN (2007)But he was good to you, Mikey!
Hatching (2020)Mother sees her daughter as a bird-en.
The Signal (2007)Scariest part: Jim’s New Years Eve plans.
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Jim Wynorski's THE RETURN OF SWAMP THING (1989, TUBI) for the first time. Also streaming on Pluto, FLEX, VUDU.
ReplyDelete"Superman's" Ursa working for "Octopussy's" French pimp.
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Unlike "hero," Heather Locklear's in on joke.
Carlos Mayolo's CARNE DE TU CARNE (FLESH FROM YOUR FLESH, 1983, 35mm) at New York City's Anthology Film Archives for the first time.
ReplyDeleteWealthy Colombians haunted by ghostly ancestors. Boring.
The Sacrament, dir Ti West, 2013
ReplyDeleteBeware the man who wears sunglasses indoors.
THE SADNESS (2021, Dir. Rob Jabbaz)
ReplyDeleteImproper use of an eye socket, mister!
CALTIKI, THE IMMORTAL MONSTER (1959)
ReplyDeleteCarelessly handling dangerous organisms has terrible consequences.
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ReplyDeleteHalloween Resurrection, dir Rick Rosenthal, 2002
ReplyDeleteMyers is a terrible hands on director
The Thing From Another World (1951)
ReplyDeleteMartian translation: “Please stop talking so fast”
THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE (1973)
ReplyDeleteMy vote for MVP? Roddy McDowell's glasses
Smile (Dir. 2022, Parker Finn)
ReplyDeleteReally weird sequel to The Emoji Movie
or
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ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteBad Moon (1996)
ReplyDeleteMan vs beast vs man's best friend.
Fear No Evil (1981)
ReplyDeleteAmbitious mess, but nuttier than squirrel shit
BLOODSUCKERS FROM OUTER SPACE (1984)
ReplyDeleteMakeup effects by guy with magic marker.
The Changeling (1980) on Tubi
ReplyDeleteExcellent Canadian film! Should be better known.
Godzilla (1954)
ReplyDeleteImagine thinking Broderick was the missing ingredient
Hellraiser (2022)
ReplyDeleteGoran Visnjic should go to the ER
Killer Crocodile (1989)
ReplyDeleteThe Apocalypse Now of Italian crocodile films.
THE ROBOT VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY (1956)
ReplyDeleteThat's the robot? My money's on mummy.
Santo in the Wax Museum (1963)
ReplyDeleteMore horror should end in wrestling matches
Hellraiser (1987)
ReplyDeleteNeed information about Cenobites? Come to daddy.
THE BLACK CASTLE (1952)
ReplyDeletePrice/Poe film without Price or Poe.
THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1991)
ReplyDelete"Mysterious and spooky, They're all together horny"
Black Christmas (1974)
ReplyDeleteThe real horror is the toilet whiskey
HORROR EXPRESS (1972)
ReplyDeleteRa Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest ancient alien-beast!
DRACULA AD 1972 (1972)
ReplyDeleteToo much 1972 and not enough Dracula.
Resurrection (1999)
ReplyDeleteSe7en meets NYPD Blue set in Chicago.
Corporate Animals (2019)
ReplyDeleteWe need more Moore in our movies!
FROM HELL (2001)
ReplyDeleteLike SLEEPY HOLLOW, but without being satisfying.
28 Days Later (2002, dir. Danny Boyle)
ReplyDeleteKept waiting for Bullock to show up.
MADELINES (2022)
ReplyDeleteShe (Brea Grant) blinded me with science.
DON'T WORRY DARLING (2022)
ReplyDeleteSTEPFORD WIVES gets a SIMS expansion pack!
The Lost Boys (1987)
ReplyDeleteI kinda like all the damn vampires.
Demon Wind (1990)
ReplyDeleteWas not prepared for this magical friendship.
WEREWOLF BY NIGHT (2022)
ReplyDeleteAnother classic monster as action star movie...
Species (1995 - Roger Donaldson)
ReplyDeleteBoth species just want to copulate constantly.
3 Extremes (2004..dir. Fruit Chan, Park Chan-wook, Takeshi Miike)
ReplyDeleteChan cooks, Park rants, and Miike sobs.
ROCK-A-DIE BABY (1989)
ReplyDeleteStarring Dick Sargent? It must be scary!
Hellraiser, dir David Bruckner, 2022
ReplyDeleteFor Pinhead, the world is a puzzle
And the players merely pieces and chunks
JOHN CARPENTER'S GHOSTS OF MARS (2001)
ReplyDeleteSome say underrated; these people are wrong.
MARY REILLY (1996)
ReplyDeleteCan a potion fix everybody's weird accents?
The Guest (2014)
ReplyDelete6th watch. So F-ing good! 5/5 stars.
End of Days (1999)
ReplyDeleteNo plagiarism accountability by Byrne or Pollak.
Howl (2015)
ReplyDeleteWorse than werewolves on train? The British.
Storm of the Century (1999)
ReplyDeleteEvil wizard should consider dropping the rhyming.
Ginger Snaps (2000)
ReplyDeleteJust boys likin' girls, girls lycan boys.
THE VAMPIRE DOLL (1970)
ReplyDeleteMust every mansion have a creepy groundskeeper?
Definitely
DeleteIn the Tall Grass (2019)
ReplyDeleteAdd switchgrass and set it at midnight.
It Follows (2014)
ReplyDelete"It" wants to talk about your warranty
CAT PEOPLE (1942)
ReplyDeleteVal Lewton's masterful kickoff to the Manimal-verse.
The Wolf Man (1941)
ReplyDeleteAn Obviously Not Welsh Werewolf in Wales
or
Llanwelly Village: slam poetry night, every night.
FRIGHT NIGHT (1985)
ReplyDeleteMy neighbor also did this shit recently.
THE MORTUARY COLLECTION (2020)
ReplyDeleteGiving extra respect to women for childbirth.
SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE (2000)
ReplyDeleteMax Schreck wasn't a vampire!
Dafoe however...
The Invisible Man (1933)
ReplyDeleteMustard not needed to chew the scenery
Prom Night (1980)
ReplyDeleteI'd wanna kill most of them too
Scream 3 (2000)
ReplyDeleteJay and Bob should've stopped this movie
Invasion of the Flesh Hunters (1980)
ReplyDeleteAshes to ashes and shit to shit.
Vampires (1998)
ReplyDeleteIf only James Woods got staked instead.
Halloween (2007) dir. Rob Zombie
ReplyDeleteWorth it alone for Joe Grizzley, BITCH!
Hocus Pocus 2 (2022)
ReplyDeleteSpellbook eyeball makes Oscars bid in finale.
Hellraiser (2022, Dir. D. Bruckner)
ReplyDeleteStop touching things that aren’t yours, people!
Werewolf by Night (2022, Dir. M. Giacchino)
ReplyDeleteI too agree monsters should be Teds.
Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021, Dir. K. Thatcher)
ReplyDeleteGhost Danny Trejo still screams for tacos.
HALLOWEEN (2007)
ReplyDeleteBut he was good to you, Mikey!
Hatching (2020)
ReplyDeleteMother sees her daughter as a bird-en.
The Signal (2007)
ReplyDeleteScariest part: Jim’s New Years Eve plans.
These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread.
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