Jim Wynorski's THE RETURN OF SWAMP THING (1989, TUBI) for the first time. Also streaming on Pluto, FLEX, VUDU."Superman's" Ursa working for "Octopussy's" French pimp.ORUnlike "hero," Heather Locklear's in on joke.
Carlos Mayolo's CARNE DE TU CARNE (FLESH FROM YOUR FLESH, 1983, 35mm) at New York City's Anthology Film Archives for the first time.Wealthy Colombians haunted by ghostly ancestors. Boring.
The Sacrament, dir Ti West, 2013Beware the man who wears sunglasses indoors.
THE SADNESS (2021, Dir. Rob Jabbaz)Improper use of an eye socket, mister!
CALTIKI, THE IMMORTAL MONSTER (1959)Carelessly handling dangerous organisms has terrible consequences.
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Halloween Resurrection, dir Rick Rosenthal, 2002Myers is a terrible hands on director
The Thing From Another World (1951)Martian translation: “Please stop talking so fast”
THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE (1973)My vote for MVP? Roddy McDowell's glasses
Smile (Dir. 2022, Parker Finn)Really weird sequel to The Emoji Movieor💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
Bad Moon (1996)Man vs beast vs man's best friend.
Fear No Evil (1981)Ambitious mess, but nuttier than squirrel shit
BLOODSUCKERS FROM OUTER SPACE (1984) Makeup effects by guy with magic marker.
The Changeling (1980) on TubiExcellent Canadian film! Should be better known.
Godzilla (1954)Imagine thinking Broderick was the missing ingredient
Hellraiser (2022)Goran Visnjic should go to the ER
Killer Crocodile (1989)The Apocalypse Now of Italian crocodile films.
THE ROBOT VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY (1956) That's the robot? My money's on mummy.
Santo in the Wax Museum (1963)More horror should end in wrestling matches
Final Destination (2000) How many poop scenes do you need?
Hotel Transylvania (2012)Sandler hams it up for vampire's kiss
Hellraiser (1987)Need information about Cenobites? Come to daddy.
THE BLACK CASTLE (1952)Price/Poe film without Price or Poe.
THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1991)"Mysterious and spooky, They're all together horny"
Black Christmas (1974)The real horror is the toilet whiskey
HORROR EXPRESS (1972)Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest ancient alien-beast!
DRACULA AD 1972 (1972)Too much 1972 and not enough Dracula.
Resurrection (1999)Se7en meets NYPD Blue set in Chicago.
Final Destination 2 (2003) Brick fell on Sawa's head between movies?!
Corporate Animals (2019)We need more Moore in our movies!
FROM HELL (2001)Like SLEEPY HOLLOW, but without being satisfying.
28 Days Later (2002, dir. Danny Boyle)Kept waiting for Bullock to show up.
MADELINES (2022) She (Brea Grant) blinded me with science.
DON'T WORRY DARLING (2022) STEPFORD WIVES gets a SIMS expansion pack!
The Lost Boys (1987)I kinda like all the damn vampires.
Demon Wind (1990) Was not prepared for this magical friendship.
WEREWOLF BY NIGHT (2022)Another classic monster as action star movie...
Species (1995 - Roger Donaldson)Both species just want to copulate constantly.
3 Extremes (2004..dir. Fruit Chan, Park Chan-wook, Takeshi Miike)Chan cooks, Park rants, and Miike sobs.
ROCK-A-DIE BABY (1989) Starring Dick Sargent? It must be scary!
Hellraiser, dir David Bruckner, 2022For Pinhead, the world is a puzzleAnd the players merely pieces and chunks
JOHN CARPENTER'S GHOSTS OF MARS (2001)Some say underrated; these people are wrong.
MARY REILLY (1996) Can a potion fix everybody's weird accents?
The Guest (2014)6th watch. So F-ing good! 5/5 stars.
End of Days (1999) No plagiarism accountability by Byrne or Pollak.
Howl (2015)Worse than werewolves on train? The British.
Storm of the Century (1999)Evil wizard should consider dropping the rhyming.
Ginger Snaps (2000)Just boys likin' girls, girls lycan boys.
THE VAMPIRE DOLL (1970) Must every mansion have a creepy groundskeeper?
In the Tall Grass (2019)Add switchgrass and set it at midnight.
It Follows (2014)"It" wants to talk about your warranty
CAT PEOPLE (1942)Val Lewton's masterful kickoff to the Manimal-verse.
The Wolf Man (1941)An Obviously Not Welsh Werewolf in Wales orLlanwelly Village: slam poetry night, every night.
FRIGHT NIGHT (1985)My neighbor also did this shit recently.
THE MORTUARY COLLECTION (2020)Giving extra respect to women for childbirth.
SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE (2000)Max Schreck wasn't a vampire!Dafoe however...
The Invisible Man (1933)Mustard not needed to chew the scenery
Prom Night (1980)I'd wanna kill most of them too
Scream 3 (2000)Jay and Bob should've stopped this movie
Invasion of the Flesh Hunters (1980)Ashes to ashes and shit to shit.
Vampires (1998)If only James Woods got staked instead.
Halloween (2007) dir. Rob ZombieWorth it alone for Joe Grizzley, BITCH!
Hocus Pocus 2 (2022)Spellbook eyeball makes Oscars bid in finale.
Hellraiser (2022, Dir. D. Bruckner)Stop touching things that aren’t yours, people!
Werewolf by Night (2022, Dir. M. Giacchino)I too agree monsters should be Teds.
Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021, Dir. K. Thatcher)Ghost Danny Trejo still screams for tacos.
HALLOWEEN (2007)But he was good to you, Mikey!
Hatching (2020)Mother sees her daughter as a bird-en.
The Signal (2007)Scariest part: Jim’s New Years Eve plans.
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