Haxan (1922)Damn, Haxan is 100 years old now.
Beaten! :'(
Wes Craven's SCREAM (1996, 4K UHD Blu-ray).The Super Bowl of entertaining teenage-centric slashers.ORGhostface. Inspector Clouseau of bumbling serial killers.
Wes Craven's SCREAM 2 (1997, 4K UHD Blu-ray). First time seeing movie in 4K.Rushed, thrown together sequel somehow still entertains.OR"Jamie Kennedy Experiment" scores, ramshackles remaining installments.
Matt Bettinelli and OlpinTyler Gillett's SCREAM (2022, 4K UHD Blu-ray).KILLER diet. Gain/lose weight in-between slashings.ORSomewhere in heaven (fingers crossed!), Craven's smiling.
THE LOVED ONES (2009, Dir. Sean Byrne)Surpasses Cherry Falls for father-daughter horniness.
Mr. Sardonicus, dir William Castle, 1961William Castle is such a handsome devilorIs Mr. Sardonicus is the original Pinhead?
Psycho III (1986)And introducing Jeff Fahey as Duane Duke.
Hellraiser: Revelations (2011)There were no revelations to be had.
Maybe because it was the 5th DTV Hellraiser movie I had seen that day, but Revelations was bad on a whole different level (I liked the previous movies to varying degrees). Zero clear memories of the movie, but I remember yelling at my TV.
House of Wax (1953)Bid on mannequin: "The Price is right!"
GOTHIC (1987) Because Ken Russell's just gotta Ken Russell.
Hellraiser (2022)Almost crying girl on verge of crying.
I Walked with a Zombie (1943)Need a second opinion? Try voodoo witch-doctors.
Nosferatu (1922)Orlok defeated by his poor time management
Hellraiser (2022)Live, Laugh, Love, Liminal, Leviathan, and Lament
This made me giggle!
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)Cranham's Chilling Channard Charade Causes Cenobite Confusion
HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021) Can Michael please quit slashing my hopes?
Species (1995)The Pitch, 'What if Xenomorphs had boobs.'
Malignant (2021)I get it, Where is my mind?
Mr. Harrigan's Phone (2022)Bezos is Michael Myers? I buy it.
Scream Blacula Scream (1973 - Bob Kelljan)The Voodoo Dracula Mix works astonishing well.
Mountain of the Cannibal God (Sergio Martino 1980)Court of the Crimson King... already taken.
Oh wow, didn't realize when I referred to King Crimson earlier, that it was the 53rd anniversary of its release, 10 October 1969!
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)Disembodied shadow huh? Anyway this real estate…
ONE OF US (2017) Cult leader keeps losing track of cultists.
Extra Ordinary (2019)Rose and Martin are the superior Warrens.
Grimcutty (2022)Got Momo FOMO? Slash like and subscribe!
Who Invited Them (2022)I thought I was awkward at partiesOrThat party just needed way more coke
Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982) The mask... I... I mean, really, Shelly?
Dr. Heckyl and Mr. Hype (1980, dir. Charles B. Griffith)Oliver Reed plays an asshole pretty convincingly...
THE UNDYING MONSTER (1942) Monster needs a better gimmick than "undying."
Halloween (2007)Need to learn Michael Myers' workout routine.
Halloween 2 (2009)Danielle Harris should have played Laurie Strode.
ThinnerGypsies vs. Mafia. Make it happen, Hollywood.
Housebound (Dir. Gerard Johnstone 2014)I was each character during the pandemic!
The Mind's Eye (2015) dir. Joe BrgosAn effortful high school production of Scanners.
THE DEVIL'S RAIN (1975) Shatner and Borgnine in one movie? (faints)
DRACULA (1974)Palance is NOOT my NUMBA ONE... DRAAAC..."
Jigsaw (2017)Worse neighbor: John or his brother Cosmo?
The Convent (Mike Mendez 2000)Night of Demons with extra nunny flavor
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996, dir. Alan Smithee)Clean endpoint to the franchise, right? Right!?
The Resurrected (1991)Well, it's just me, myself and I.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)Moral: Hiking is NEVER a good idea
Resurrection (2022)Trauma inducing manipulation can break anyone down.
Funhouse (1981) Aren't you a little old for tent-cutting?
PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES (1965) I question the functionality of those helmets.
Dawn of the Dead (2004) Anna happily fulfills a promise to Steve.
Stir of Echoes. Dir David Kopp, 1999How great is Kathryn Erbe is here
Agree. 🥰 Kathy Erbe rulz! 😍
Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005. dir. Rick Bota)Expected TRON in hell, got Nokias instead
Halloween (2018) dir. David Gordon GreenPhone in cheese: modern problems, modern solutions.
VIY (1967)Three nights with a witch? No problem.
MULHOLLAND DRIVE (2001):Development meeting scarier than any slasher scene.
Terrifier (2016)I don't feel like getting pizza anymore
Scream 2 (1997)2 movies: first half great, second, silly
Phantasm (1979)How many lost hands trying hammer shotgun?
Kingdom of the Spiders (1977)What’s deadlier? Spider venom or Shatner’s charisma?
The Devil’s Rain (1975)Borgnine musical number: “I Melt With You.”
Impulse (1974)Nobody just friends with the belly dancer.
The Invisible Man (1933)He'd be sneakier if he cackled less
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)John Landis style helicopter landing worried me
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)Homewrecking mustachioed protagonist. Crumbling society. The 70's.
THE MUMMY (2017) The real Dark Universe is the friends...
Don’t Breathe (2016)In honour of Canadian Thanksgiving, I guess.
ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993)So good to watch that village burn.
You're Next (2011)Damg, my blender barely even blends ice.
TILBURY (1987)The greatest green butter puking horror movie.
Hellraiser: Inferno (2000, dir. Scott Derrickson)The first shoulder shrug review of franchise.
The Fog (1980, dir. John Carpenter)Add mustache and Atkins could defeat fog.
🤣 I'm sitting at Five Guys in Times Square. That made me laugh so loud everyone's looking at me. 🥵 Well played, sir. 🙂👍
House on Haunted Hill (1959)A high point for skeletons in film
Firestarter (1984)Hot take: Bulletstopper way more impressive power.
Village of the Damned (1995)Has the Supreme Court seen this film?
Twice-Told Tales (Dir. Sidney Salkow 1963)Price always gets Hawthorne in his side
Them (Dir. David Moreau, Xavier Palud 2006)Perhaps why some schools say no hoodies
Sleepy Hollow (1999)Genuine comfort movie for me. Yearly watches!
Halloween II (2009) dir. Rob ZombieCrazy expensive Munsters audition tape for Roebuck.
Vampz (2004; Dir. S. Lustgarten)Blood's not all these vampz are sucking ...
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Haxan (1922)
ReplyDeleteDamn, Haxan is 100 years old now.
Beaten! :'(
DeleteWes Craven's SCREAM (1996, 4K UHD Blu-ray).
ReplyDeleteThe Super Bowl of entertaining teenage-centric slashers.
OR
Ghostface. Inspector Clouseau of bumbling serial killers.
Wes Craven's SCREAM 2 (1997, 4K UHD Blu-ray). First time seeing movie in 4K.
ReplyDeleteRushed, thrown together sequel somehow still entertains.
OR
"Jamie Kennedy Experiment" scores, ramshackles remaining installments.
Matt Bettinelli and OlpinTyler Gillett's SCREAM (2022, 4K UHD Blu-ray).
ReplyDeleteKILLER diet. Gain/lose weight in-between slashings.
OR
Somewhere in heaven (fingers crossed!), Craven's smiling.
THE LOVED ONES (2009, Dir. Sean Byrne)
ReplyDeleteSurpasses Cherry Falls for father-daughter horniness.
Mr. Sardonicus, dir William Castle, 1961
ReplyDeleteWilliam Castle is such a handsome devil
or
Is Mr. Sardonicus is the original Pinhead?
Psycho III (1986)
ReplyDeleteAnd introducing Jeff Fahey as Duane Duke.
Hellraiser: Revelations (2011)
ReplyDeleteThere were no revelations to be had.
Maybe because it was the 5th DTV Hellraiser movie I had seen that day, but Revelations was bad on a whole different level (I liked the previous movies to varying degrees). Zero clear memories of the movie, but I remember yelling at my TV.
DeleteHouse of Wax (1953)
ReplyDeleteBid on mannequin: "The Price is right!"
GOTHIC (1987)
ReplyDeleteBecause Ken Russell's just gotta Ken Russell.
Hellraiser (2022)
ReplyDeleteAlmost crying girl on verge of crying.
I Walked with a Zombie (1943)
ReplyDeleteNeed a second opinion? Try voodoo witch-doctors.
Nosferatu (1922)
ReplyDeleteOrlok defeated by his poor time management
Hellraiser (2022)
ReplyDeleteLive, Laugh, Love, Liminal, Leviathan, and Lament
This made me giggle!
DeleteHellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
ReplyDeleteCranham's Chilling Channard Charade Causes Cenobite Confusion
HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021)
ReplyDeleteCan Michael please quit slashing my hopes?
Species (1995)
ReplyDeleteThe Pitch, 'What if Xenomorphs had boobs.'
Malignant (2021)
ReplyDeleteI get it, Where is my mind?
Mr. Harrigan's Phone (2022)
ReplyDeleteBezos is Michael Myers? I buy it.
Scream Blacula Scream (1973 - Bob Kelljan)
ReplyDeleteThe Voodoo Dracula Mix works astonishing well.
Mountain of the Cannibal God (Sergio Martino 1980)
ReplyDeleteCourt of the Crimson King... already taken.
Oh wow, didn't realize when I referred to King Crimson earlier, that it was the 53rd anniversary of its release, 10 October 1969!
DeleteBram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
ReplyDeleteDisembodied shadow huh? Anyway this real estate…
ONE OF US (2017)
ReplyDeleteCult leader keeps losing track of cultists.
Extra Ordinary (2019)
ReplyDeleteRose and Martin are the superior Warrens.
Grimcutty (2022)
ReplyDeleteGot Momo FOMO? Slash like and subscribe!
Who Invited Them (2022)
ReplyDeleteI thought I was awkward at parties
Or
That party just needed way more coke
Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)
ReplyDeleteThe mask... I... I mean, really, Shelly?
Dr. Heckyl and Mr. Hype (1980, dir. Charles B. Griffith)
ReplyDeleteOliver Reed plays an asshole pretty convincingly...
THE UNDYING MONSTER (1942)
ReplyDeleteMonster needs a better gimmick than "undying."
Halloween (2007)
ReplyDeleteNeed to learn Michael Myers' workout routine.
Halloween 2 (2009)
ReplyDeleteDanielle Harris should have played Laurie Strode.
Thinner
ReplyDeleteGypsies vs. Mafia. Make it happen, Hollywood.
Housebound (Dir. Gerard Johnstone 2014)
ReplyDeleteI was each character during the pandemic!
The Mind's Eye (2015) dir. Joe Brgos
ReplyDeleteAn effortful high school production of Scanners.
THE DEVIL'S RAIN (1975)
ReplyDeleteShatner and Borgnine in one movie? (faints)
DRACULA (1974)
ReplyDeletePalance is NOOT my NUMBA ONE... DRAAAC..."
Jigsaw (2017)
ReplyDeleteWorse neighbor: John or his brother Cosmo?
The Convent (Mike Mendez 2000)
ReplyDeleteNight of Demons with extra nunny flavor
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996, dir. Alan Smithee)
ReplyDeleteClean endpoint to the franchise, right? Right!?
The Resurrected (1991)
ReplyDeleteWell, it's just me, myself and I.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
ReplyDeleteMoral: Hiking is NEVER a good idea
Resurrection (2022)
ReplyDeleteTrauma inducing manipulation can break anyone down.
Funhouse (1981)
ReplyDeleteAren't you a little old for tent-cutting?
PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES (1965)
ReplyDeleteI question the functionality of those helmets.
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
ReplyDeleteAnna happily fulfills a promise to Steve.
Stir of Echoes. Dir David Kopp, 1999
ReplyDeleteHow great is Kathryn Erbe is here
Agree. 🥰 Kathy Erbe rulz! 😍
DeleteHellraiser: Hellworld (2005. dir. Rick Bota)
ReplyDeleteExpected TRON in hell, got Nokias instead
Halloween (2018) dir. David Gordon Green
ReplyDeletePhone in cheese: modern problems, modern solutions.
VIY (1967)
ReplyDeleteThree nights with a witch? No problem.
MULHOLLAND DRIVE (2001):
ReplyDeleteDevelopment meeting scarier than any slasher scene.
Terrifier (2016)
ReplyDeleteI don't feel like getting pizza anymore
Scream 2 (1997)
ReplyDelete2 movies: first half great, second, silly
Phantasm (1979)
ReplyDeleteHow many lost hands trying hammer shotgun?
Kingdom of the Spiders (1977)
ReplyDeleteWhat’s deadlier? Spider venom or Shatner’s charisma?
The Devil’s Rain (1975)
ReplyDeleteBorgnine musical number: “I Melt With You.”
Impulse (1974)
ReplyDeleteNobody just friends with the belly dancer.
The Invisible Man (1933)
ReplyDeleteHe'd be sneakier if he cackled less
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)
ReplyDeleteJohn Landis style helicopter landing worried me
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
ReplyDeleteHomewrecking mustachioed protagonist. Crumbling society. The 70's.
THE MUMMY (2017)
ReplyDeleteThe real Dark Universe is the friends...
Don’t Breathe (2016)
ReplyDeleteIn honour of Canadian Thanksgiving, I guess.
ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993)
ReplyDeleteSo good to watch that village burn.
You're Next (2011)
ReplyDeleteDamg, my blender barely even blends ice.
TILBURY (1987)
ReplyDeleteThe greatest green butter puking horror movie.
Hellraiser: Inferno (2000, dir. Scott Derrickson)
ReplyDeleteThe first shoulder shrug review of franchise.
The Fog (1980, dir. John Carpenter)
ReplyDeleteAdd mustache and Atkins could defeat fog.
🤣 I'm sitting at Five Guys in Times Square. That made me laugh so loud everyone's looking at me. 🥵 Well played, sir. 🙂👍
DeleteHouse on Haunted Hill (1959)
ReplyDeleteA high point for skeletons in film
Firestarter (1984)
ReplyDeleteHot take: Bulletstopper way more impressive power.
Village of the Damned (1995)
ReplyDeleteHas the Supreme Court seen this film?
Twice-Told Tales (Dir. Sidney Salkow 1963)
ReplyDeletePrice always gets Hawthorne in his side
Them (Dir. David Moreau, Xavier Palud 2006)
ReplyDeletePerhaps why some schools say no hoodies
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
ReplyDeleteGenuine comfort movie for me. Yearly watches!
Halloween II (2009) dir. Rob Zombie
ReplyDeleteCrazy expensive Munsters audition tape for Roebuck.
Vampz (2004; Dir. S. Lustgarten)
ReplyDeleteBlood's not all these vampz are sucking ...
These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread.
ReplyDelete