Monday, October 10, 2022

Scary Movie Challenge 2022 Day 10

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  1. Haxan (1922)

    Damn, Haxan is 100 years old now.

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  2. Wes Craven's SCREAM (1996, 4K UHD Blu-ray).

    The Super Bowl of entertaining teenage-centric slashers.

    OR

    Ghostface. Inspector Clouseau of bumbling serial killers.

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  3. Wes Craven's SCREAM 2 (1997, 4K UHD Blu-ray). First time seeing movie in 4K.

    Rushed, thrown together sequel somehow still entertains.

    OR

    "Jamie Kennedy Experiment" scores, ramshackles remaining installments.

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  4. Matt Bettinelli and OlpinTyler Gillett's SCREAM (2022, 4K UHD Blu-ray).

    KILLER diet. Gain/lose weight in-between slashings.

    OR

    Somewhere in heaven (fingers crossed!), Craven's smiling.

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  5. THE LOVED ONES (2009, Dir. Sean Byrne)

    Surpasses Cherry Falls for father-daughter horniness.

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  6. Mr. Sardonicus, dir William Castle, 1961

    William Castle is such a handsome devil

    or

    Is Mr. Sardonicus is the original Pinhead?

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  7. Psycho III (1986)

    And introducing Jeff Fahey as Duane Duke.

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  8. Hellraiser: Revelations (2011)

    There were no revelations to be had.

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    1. Maybe because it was the 5th DTV Hellraiser movie I had seen that day, but Revelations was bad on a whole different level (I liked the previous movies to varying degrees). Zero clear memories of the movie, but I remember yelling at my TV.

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  9. House of Wax (1953)

    Bid on mannequin: "The Price is right!"

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  10. GOTHIC (1987)

    Because Ken Russell's just gotta Ken Russell.

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  11. Hellraiser (2022)

    Almost crying girl on verge of crying.

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  12. I Walked with a Zombie (1943)

    Need a second opinion? Try voodoo witch-doctors.

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  13. Nosferatu (1922)

    Orlok defeated by his poor time management

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  14. Hellraiser (2022)

    Live, Laugh, Love, Liminal, Leviathan, and Lament

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  15. Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)

    Cranham's Chilling Channard Charade Causes Cenobite Confusion

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  16. HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021)

    Can Michael please quit slashing my hopes?

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  17. Species (1995)

    The Pitch, 'What if Xenomorphs had boobs.'

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  18. Malignant (2021)

    I get it, Where is my mind?

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  19. Mr. Harrigan's Phone (2022)

    Bezos is Michael Myers? I buy it.

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  20. Scream Blacula Scream (1973 - Bob Kelljan)
    The Voodoo Dracula Mix works astonishing well.

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  21. Mountain of the Cannibal God (Sergio Martino 1980)

    Court of the Crimson King... already taken.

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    1. Oh wow, didn't realize when I referred to King Crimson earlier, that it was the 53rd anniversary of its release, 10 October 1969!

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  22. Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

    Disembodied shadow huh? Anyway this real estate…

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  23. ONE OF US (2017)

    Cult leader keeps losing track of cultists.

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  24. Extra Ordinary (2019)

    Rose and Martin are the superior Warrens.

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  25. Grimcutty (2022)

    Got Momo FOMO? Slash like and subscribe!

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  26. Who Invited Them (2022)

    I thought I was awkward at parties

    Or

    That party just needed way more coke

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  27. 28 Days Later... (2002)

    Civilization would turn on itself way quicker

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  28. Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)

    The mask... I... I mean, really, Shelly?

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  29. Dr. Heckyl and Mr. Hype (1980, dir. Charles B. Griffith)

    Oliver Reed plays an asshole pretty convincingly...

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  30. THE UNDYING MONSTER (1942)

    Monster needs a better gimmick than "undying."

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  31. Halloween (2007)

    Need to learn Michael Myers' workout routine.

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  32. Halloween 2 (2009)

    Danielle Harris should have played Laurie Strode.

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  33. Thinner

    Gypsies vs. Mafia. Make it happen, Hollywood.

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  34. Housebound (Dir. Gerard Johnstone 2014)

    I was each character during the pandemic!

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  35. The Mind's Eye (2015) dir. Joe Brgos

    An effortful high school production of Scanners.

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  36. THE DEVIL'S RAIN (1975)

    Shatner and Borgnine in one movie? (faints)

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  37. DRACULA (1974)

    Palance is NOOT my NUMBA ONE... DRAAAC..."

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  38. Jigsaw (2017)

    Worse neighbor: John or his brother Cosmo?

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  39. The Convent (Mike Mendez 2000)

    Night of Demons with extra nunny flavor

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  40. Final Destination 3 (2006)

    Mary Elizabeth Winstead makes it the best.

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  41. Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996, dir. Alan Smithee)

    Clean endpoint to the franchise, right? Right!?

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  42. The Resurrected (1991)

    Well, it's just me, myself and I.

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  43. The Blair Witch Project (1999)
    Moral: Hiking is NEVER a good idea

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  44. Resurrection (2022)

    Trauma inducing manipulation can break anyone down.

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  45. Funhouse (1981)

    Aren't you a little old for tent-cutting?

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  46. PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES (1965)

    I question the functionality of those helmets.

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  47. Dawn of the Dead (2004)

    Anna happily fulfills a promise to Steve.

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  48. Stir of Echoes. Dir David Kopp, 1999

    How great is Kathryn Erbe is here

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  49. Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005. dir. Rick Bota)
    Expected TRON in hell, got Nokias instead

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  50. Halloween (2018) dir. David Gordon Green

    Phone in cheese: modern problems, modern solutions.

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  51. VIY (1967)

    Three nights with a witch? No problem.

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  52. MULHOLLAND DRIVE (2001):

    Development meeting scarier than any slasher scene.

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  53. Terrifier (2016)

    I don't feel like getting pizza anymore

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  54. Scream 2 (1997)

    2 movies: first half great, second, silly

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  55. Phantasm (1979)

    How many lost hands trying hammer shotgun?

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  56. Kingdom of the Spiders (1977)

    What’s deadlier? Spider venom or Shatner’s charisma?

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  57. The Devil’s Rain (1975)

    Borgnine musical number: “I Melt With You.”

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  58. Impulse (1974)

    Nobody just friends with the belly dancer.

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  59. The Invisible Man (1933)
    He'd be sneakier if he cackled less

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  60. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)

    John Landis style helicopter landing worried me

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  61. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

    Homewrecking mustachioed protagonist. Crumbling society. The 70's.

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  62. THE MUMMY (2017)

    The real Dark Universe is the friends...

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  63. Don’t Breathe (2016)

    In honour of Canadian Thanksgiving, I guess.

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  64. ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993)

    So good to watch that village burn.

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  65. You're Next (2011)
    Damg, my blender barely even blends ice.

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  66. TILBURY (1987)

    The greatest green butter puking horror movie.

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  67. Hellraiser: Inferno (2000, dir. Scott Derrickson)

    The first shoulder shrug review of franchise.

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  68. The Fog (1980, dir. John Carpenter)

    Add mustache and Atkins could defeat fog.

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    1. 🤣 I'm sitting at Five Guys in Times Square. That made me laugh so loud everyone's looking at me. 🥵 Well played, sir. 🙂👍

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  69. House on Haunted Hill (1959)

    A high point for skeletons in film

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  70. Firestarter (1984)

    Hot take: Bulletstopper way more impressive power.

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  71. Village of the Damned (1995)

    Has the Supreme Court seen this film?

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  72. Twice-Told Tales (Dir. Sidney Salkow 1963)

    Price always gets Hawthorne in his side

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  73. Them (Dir. David Moreau, Xavier Palud 2006)

    Perhaps why some schools say no hoodies

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  74. Sleepy Hollow (1999)

    Genuine comfort movie for me. Yearly watches!

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  75. Halloween II (2009) dir. Rob Zombie

    Crazy expensive Munsters audition tape for Roebuck.

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  76. Vampz (2004; Dir. S. Lustgarten)

    Blood's not all these vampz are sucking ...

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  77. These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread.

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