George A. Romero's NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968, HBO Max). First time seeing movie after 4K restoration."Ghouls From Outer Space" says the news.ORBen punching Barbra still shocking, and understandable.
Danny Steinmann's FRIDAY THE 13th: A NEW BEGINNNING (1985, Scream! Factory Blu-ray).Villain should have been named 'Roy Batty.'ORTommy's ripped, definitely avoiding Demon's bad tacos.
James Woods in JOHN CARPENTER'S VAMPIRES (1998, Netflix).Dickless prick's never-ending dick jokes, dic[k]tatorial overcompensating.ORCarpenter ends 90's like it started, "Invisible."
THE LAST RITE (2021) People Speaking in Hushed Whispers: The Movie!
DARK GLASSES (2022, Dir. Dario Argento)What is the past tense of "Maestro"?
HEREDITARY (2018) Allergic to peanuts, Paimon, and public nudity.
The Wicker Man (1973)I know people like this! Goddamn hippies.
V/H/S/99 (2022)VHS me five times, shame on me.
The Haunted Mansion (2003)
🎵My girl’s nearly-departed all the time 🎶
The Keep (1983)Mann contends Tangerines Dream of electric Keep.
Next of Kin (1982)And you thought Australian spiders were scary...
Barbarian (2022, dir. Zach Cregger)I really hope she gets the job.
HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021):Should I buy my grandma a drone?
THE CLIMAX (1944) Andrew Lloyd Weber's Karloff of the Opera.
Curtains (1983 Jonathan Stryker?)GUESS WHO's singing during the skating scene
X (2022)Obscure Trivia: Initially released as Cocoon 2.
Barbarian (2022)🎶 Won't you be my, be my baby 🎶
The VVitch (2015)Teen drama about girl finding true friends.
Fright Night (1985)Damn that’s a lot of electric saxophone.
THE STRANGE DOOR (1951) Dungeons and Dragons? No, Dungeons and Karloff.
Orphan: First Kill (2022)Movie: Meh. Julia Stiles: Yes! More Please!
THE BLACK CASTLE (1952) Fake identity, fake death, very real panther.
The Little Shop of Horrors (1960 - Roger Corman)Hey, do you wanna smell MY FACE?
House on Haunted Hill (1959 - William Castle)Dangerous party, then the threat dissolves quickly.
Jennifer's Body (2009 - Karyn Kusama)Shorter dates than Species, still worth it?
THE STUFF (1985, dir. Larry Cohen)How much yogurt did the cast eat?
CURSE OF THE DEVIL (1973)Waldemar Daninsky will never escape his fate.
THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN (1957)Is this snowman as abominable as reputed?
The Witch (2015)Make America Goat Again!
THE WEREWOLF AND THE YETI (1975)Werewolf, yeti, and many other weird things.
X (2022) CLUE guess: gator with pitchfork in basement.
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (1988)Watched this for the Double (D) entendres.
Shadow in the Cloud (2020)At least there's no childeren on board.
Hellraiser: Inferno (2000, dir. Scott Derrickson)It's nice that Pinhead gets a cameo.
Eating Raoul (1982 Paul Bartel)Hipsters killing swingers does seem somewhat contradictory
Sorority House Massacre (1986)Movie clearly obsessed with Halloween II twist.
Tremors: Shrieker Island (2020)Franchise complete. Just watch the first one.
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)The biggest boobs are Conaway and Collison.
Thinner(1996). A Slim Fast plan to DIEt for
Green Room (2015)I don't think Geordie LaForge would approve.
DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978) I want to slide down that escalator.
Hellraiser (2022)Need a puzzle box 12 step program.
Tremors (1990)Airtight screenplays are rarely this damn fun.
Bloody Birthday (1981)I really need to schedule that vasectomy
Chopping Mall (1986)I gotta say I like pepperoni too
Coraline (2009)Terrible parents are almost not worth saving.
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