All of us at F This Movie! and every F Head seems to be more excited about this Scary Movie Month than we've ever been, which makes me think this is going to be the best Scary Movie Challenge yet. THAT'S RIGHT! It's the third annual F This Movie! Scary Movie Challenge! The rules are simple:
Every time you watch a HORROR MOVIE during the month of October, add the name of the movie and a SEVEN WORD REVIEW (no more, no less) in the comments section of this post.
Some clarification: You do NOT have to watch a movie every day. They do NOT have to be movies you have never seen. You do NOT have to watch ONLY horror movies (though we don't know why you wouldn't). The goal is just for all of us to work together and get as many seven word reviews as possible. Year One we set a goal of 100 and beat it. Year Two we set a goal of 150 and got over 400. That's where we have to set the bar this year, it seems. Let's beat 400.
As always, we'll be reading lots of entries on the podcast throughout the month, so make them good.
We're so glad you all are joining us and that you're so excited. This really is the best 31 days of the year.
Scary Movie Month! (#ScaryMovieMonth)
On your marks...get set...blood.
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Firestarter
ReplyDeleteDrew Barrymore as a child scares me.
Van Helsing
ReplyDeleteThe scariest part was that I paid.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
ReplyDeleteFirst time. see why its a classic.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
ReplyDeleteLess Real, More Fantastical, Less Scary. boo :-(
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3
ReplyDeleteReal world, with Jason influences. Big improvement.
The Descent
ReplyDeleteYou're FREEEEEEEE!!! Psych, just dreamin'. Cave baby.
Nosferatu(1922)
ReplyDeleteWhen cutting bread, thumb placement IS important.
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteNever trust a dog, or Wilford Brimley.
The Ring Two:
ReplyDeleteI'm not your fucking mommy! Shove. Crunch.
Orphan:
ReplyDeleteI'm not your fucking mommy! Kick. Smash.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
ReplyDeleteLeatherface too lady, Zellweger/McConaughey too them
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
ReplyDeleteLeatherface: better, Rest of family: Just dull.
Waxwork: Same universe as Cabin in the Woods?
ReplyDeleteHalloween 8: Resurrection
ReplyDeleteJLC dying sucks - so does the movie.
A Horrible Way to Die: A horrible way to shoot a movie.
ReplyDeleteCabin in the Woods: I wish they had "picked" the unicorn!
ReplyDeleteEvent Horizon: Don't die baby bear. Liberate tutame sir.
ReplyDeleteInsidious: Darth Maul was great in this movie.
ReplyDeleteFunny Games: German family's vacation ist nicht so lustig.
ReplyDeleteSleepaway Camp: Contains scariest corn water death ever filmed.
ReplyDeleteWar of the Worlds (2005)
ReplyDeleteGiant mechanical spiders, awesome! Tim Robbins, What!?
Silver Bullet
ReplyDelete1985 was a very disorganized MEDCU drive
Jeepers Creepers
ReplyDeleteA monster with dated taste in music
Phantom of the Opera (1925)
ReplyDeleteEffective score, handsome production design, status deserved.
Cabin In The Woods:
ReplyDeleteHigh on fun. Low on fright.
Dawn of the Dead
ReplyDeleteAlmost the perfect horror movie.
Dawn of the Dead: Brains, two for one at American Eagle.
ReplyDeletePsycho (1960)
ReplyDeleteAwesome Hitchcock. Anthony Perkins equals twitchy delight.
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteKey line: "You gotta be f___ing kidding."
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteBeware, or the steadicam will get you.
Hanibal Rising: Superhero cannibal begins coveting broth, cheeks, asian's!
ReplyDeleteFriday the 13th Part 3: Shelley is an asshole. JB hates this.
ReplyDeleteCabin in the Woods:
ReplyDeleteBong Hitter Outwits Eggheads. Changes the world.
S&Man (Sandman): Documentary about underground horror. Snuff films real?
ReplyDeleteKiller Klowns from Outer Space: 80's cheese, 80's gore. Doesn't get better.
ReplyDeleteThe Evil Dead: Raimi's drug count while directing? Too many!
ReplyDeleteIt:
ReplyDeleteI shit myself twice while watching this.
Saw:
ReplyDeleteIt only gets worse from here... Seriously.
Sleepaway Camp 2: Outhouse drowning scene is down right nasty.
ReplyDeletePrometheus:
ReplyDeleteEverything I wanted and then some more
The Mummy (1959)
ReplyDeleteLike other Mummy movies, but in England.
Tod Browning's FREAKS (1932):
ReplyDelete"One of us?" Yeah, right Mitt; shoo ! ;-P
CABIN IN THE WOODS (2012):
ReplyDeletePatrick loves it, so naturally I don't. :-(
TERROR IN THE AISLES (1984):
ReplyDelete"Producers? Help! Donald Pleaseance is improvising again!"
The Blob (1988)
ReplyDeleteSpace goo, great kills, Del Motherfuckin' Close.
Daybreakers:
ReplyDeleteMore Sci-Fi than Horror but hey...vampires.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch:
ReplyDeleteGet over Michael Myers absence. Worth seeing.
Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (1920)
ReplyDeleteOne of the earliest, classic silent horror.
The Corpse Bride
ReplyDeleteBurton's players going through the stop motions.
Blood of Dracula (1957)
ReplyDeleteCool lady vampire/slow and tedious film
House of 1000 Corpses:
ReplyDeleteRun Rabbit. Run Rabbit RUN RABBIT RUN!!!
Halloween 1978... sometimes the first is all anybody needs.
ReplyDeletePet Sematary:
ReplyDeleteDr Creed... I'll get a second opinion.
The Roost: Early Ti West is -- surprise! -- very slow.
ReplyDeleteThe Innkeepers:
ReplyDeleteUnlike Romney, Kelly McGillis knows her garbagewoman.
In the Mouth of Madness:
ReplyDeleteinside reality insane meta book movie film
Tremors 3: Back to Perfection
ReplyDeleteSteven Keaton hunts ass blasters, not bad.
Stuck
ReplyDeleteType of horror surprise I'm always chasing
Santa Sangre: Least favorite Jodorowsky film. Still cool though.
ReplyDeleteParanormal Activity 2:
ReplyDeleteActually less terrifying than my home movies.
The Hitcher (1986): John Waters hitchhikes. Did you know that?
ReplyDeleteHalloween (2007): Wanted babysitters to die in this one.
ReplyDeleteThe Initiation: You had me at "introducing Daphne Zuniga."
ReplyDeleteThe Mummy (1932)
ReplyDeleteEffendi, beware of wrinkled Karloffs bearing gifts.
CARRIE (1976): Scary Carrie! Scary Carrie! Scary Carrie... Ohhhh.
ReplyDeleteFRIDAY THE 13TH 3-D: Oh wow, neato barn! Stab. Gurgle. Repeat.
ReplyDeleteThe Tall Man: Jessica Biel looks scary without makeup. Sexist?
ReplyDeleteTale of Two Sisters (saw it sunday, late Sept, but i'm throwing it in the Oct. bucket, in spirit)
ReplyDeleteCatfighting, bloody bedsheets, questionable dinner. Absent boyfriends.
The Mummy's Hand (1940)
ReplyDeleteA better title: Where's the Damn Mummy?
Alien
ReplyDeleteMontezuma's Revenge ain't got shit on this.
Candyman
ReplyDeleteLavatory castrations on a child are memorable.
Pet Sematary
ReplyDeleteJust imagine Aunt Zelda in retrofitted 3D.
The Third Mother
ReplyDeleteAsia Argento is HOT, this movie's not.
Hellraiser:
ReplyDeleteI absolutely will not "Come to Daddy."
Halloween IV
ReplyDeletePoor little Danielle Harris, take cover child!!
Troll: June Lockhart fights trolls. Sonny Bono swings.
ReplyDeleteMaximum Overdrive
ReplyDeleteHow much coke did Stephen King do?
Sleepy Hollow
ReplyDeleteWalken still scares me as an adult.
Bloody Pit of Horror:
ReplyDeleteInferiors must be tortured, hence this film.
The Bite (1989)
ReplyDeleteJamie Farr Vs. Man with Snake Hand
TROLL (1986)
ReplyDeleteMichael Moriarty gets jiggy with it; boss! :-)
The Mummy's Curse (1944)
ReplyDeletePoor Ananka! Being a reincarnated princess blows.
Jaws of Satan (1981).
ReplyDeleteMotherfuckin snakes on a mother fuckin train.
Twilight Zone: The Movie
ReplyDeleteFinal Score: John Landis 3, B.O 29.5
Ginger Snaps
ReplyDeleteEverytime you cramp, a werewolf comes forth.
High Tension
ReplyDeleteThird act doesn't exist in this dojo.
Zombie
ReplyDeleteSo bad Patrick discards on Zombie Podcast.
Tales From The Crypt (1972)
ReplyDeleteStrong anthology with a silly framing device
Halloween 2 (1981)... More gore, less brains, first pointless sequel.
ReplyDeleteFriday the 13th Part 2: Uninspired, even by standards of this series.
ReplyDeleteHellraiser 3
ReplyDeletePinhead crashes rave, series jumps the shark.
Mute Witness
ReplyDeleteHour of terror, then boredom takes over.
I Spit on Your Grave (both versions)
ReplyDeleteJennifer's raped. Jennifer kills. End of movie.
Inland Empire
ReplyDeleteLaura Dern walks hallways for 3 hours.
The People Under the Stairs:
ReplyDeleteMommy and Daddy's silliness derails other merits.
Nosferatu (1922)
ReplyDeleteGerman silent documentary of young Ross Perot.
Freaks (1932)
ReplyDeleteClassified as horror. More SURREAL than anything.
Pontypool
ReplyDeleteParlant l'anglais pourrait vous faire un zombie!
28 Days Later
ReplyDeleteVirus escaped. Everyone infected. Try to escape.
Friday the 13th: Even on Blu, the movie still blew.
ReplyDeleteTales of Terror(1961): Never wall up somebody when you're drunk.
ReplyDeleteDrag Me To Hell(2009): Probably should've given old lady an extension.
ReplyDeleteHalloween III: Season of the Witch (1982): It's better than you think it is.
ReplyDeleteThe Thing (1982): Somehow The Thing gets better with age.
ReplyDeleteWatching Suspiria's Like Being Attacked By Suspiria
ReplyDeleteHouse (1977): I liked the watermelon guy. That's it.
ReplyDeleteThe Devils Rejects: All I can say is, fuck Tiny.
ReplyDeleteThe Human Centipede
ReplyDeleteYet another reason not to visit Germany.
An Evening of Edgar Allan Poe (1972)
ReplyDeleteBad presentation of awesome Vincent Price readings.
Eaten Alive: Crocodile, crocodile. Tasty crunchy meaty morsel. Crocodile.
ReplyDeleteBlack Sheep
ReplyDeleteYessir, yessir, three bags full...OF BLOOD!
Paranormal Activity (2007)
ReplyDeleteWith lights on, meh. Lights off, aaaagh!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
ReplyDeleteIn The Beginning Leatherface Created Ma's Special
Creepshow
ReplyDeleteThat old guy sure does love cake.
Abbott and Costello Meet The Mummy
ReplyDeleteA little mummy, a lotta fake snakes.
Rosemary's Baby
ReplyDeleteThis mousse tastes kinda chalky. Yo, Adrian!
Dead Alive
ReplyDeleteThe Priest kicks ass for the lord.
I Saw The Devil: Laughing cannibal, determined hitchhiker and a guillotine!
ReplyDeleteFright Night (2011)
ReplyDeleteWho knew Chekov could play the lead?
Alice Sweet Alice
ReplyDeleteCreepy girl wearing creepy mask is creepy.
28 days Later
ReplyDeleteIt's Zombies in my home town!
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?: Feeding your sister rat is scary, right?
ReplyDeleteVile (2011)
ReplyDeleteIt's like Saw without all the subtlety.
Leprechaun 3: Big boobs, big butt, big BOOM! HA
ReplyDeleteCube: Five Characters in Search of an Exit?
ReplyDeleteSUSPIRIA (1977)
ReplyDelete"Snow White & Seven Badly-Dubbed Italians."
The Brainiac a/k/a El Baron del Terror (1962) -
ReplyDeleteRevenge and brains are best served cold.
If this posted twice (I don't see it so I'm thinking no) please forgive and discard.
ReplyDeleteAgainst the Dark:
Steven Seagal versus zombiepires. What the BLEEP?!?
House on Haunted Hill (1959):
ReplyDeleteNothing quite haunted in this (great) movie.
The Shrine (2010)
ReplyDeleteIt's Hostel! It's Exorcist! No, it's crap!
Trick 'r Treat
ReplyDeleteAn alright little scary/funny horror anthology.
The Omen
ReplyDelete666 is the number of the beast.
Friday the 13th Part 3
ReplyDeleteNational Film Registry, ball's in your court
Forget Me Not
ReplyDeletePeople are murdered, then they are forgotten.
Dracula (1931)
ReplyDeleteChildren of the night... never drink... wine.
Insidious
ReplyDeleteNot-bad haunted house movie gets stupid.
Repulsion
ReplyDeleteDisturbed beauty goes mad in this masterpiece.
Tales of Terror
ReplyDeleteVincent Price gives good wine tasting face
The Invisible Man (1933)
ReplyDeleteClarence helps Claude Rains get his wings.
Gremlins: crazy dolls doing crazy things. Kinda boring.
ReplyDeleteFrom Hell: Jack the Ripper was a misogynist. Wow.
ReplyDeleteCreepshow: you're fears and anxieties will kill you.
ReplyDeleteFriday the 13th: The Final Chapter
ReplyDeleteRare statement: Corey Feldman saves the movie.
Poltergeist II: The Other Side
ReplyDeleteDo not consume the worm in tequila.
Horror Island (1941)
ReplyDeleteReal horror is that it's a peninsula.
The Cabin in the Woods
ReplyDeleteWhedon has fun upending horror movie conventions.
David Cronenberg's THE FLY (1986)
ReplyDeleteBest 'Hulk' movie ever not featuring 'Hulk.'
REC - "The rent is too damn low. Zombies"
ReplyDeleteThe Human Centipede: First Sequence(2010)
ReplyDeleteI'm going to throw up: First Sequence
The Serpent and the Rainbow
ReplyDeleteNail hammered through junk makes me wince.
The Phantom Of The Opera (1925)
ReplyDeleteHis name's ERIK? Erik of the opera?!
Tucker and Dale VS Evil
ReplyDeleteNot quite horror, more of an homage.
The Monster Squad (1987)
ReplyDeleteJust one time, but that didn't count!
Zombie
ReplyDeleteZombie vs Shark. Can't get much better.
Dracula (1931)
ReplyDeleteNever better than the first twenty minutes.
The Mole People (1956)
ReplyDeleteJohn Agar smarms it up with Ward
The Phantom of the Opera(19250
ReplyDeleteFinally saw it! Glad that I did!
Paper House
ReplyDeleteWhy is asymmetrical architecture so damn unnerving?
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
ReplyDeleteAm I only one that likes this?
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH... A smart sequel with many dumb parts.
ReplyDeleteJean Rollin's THE IRON ROSE (1973)
ReplyDelete'I was a tomb-raiding nymphomaniac slut.'
(great flick BTW)
White Zombie
ReplyDeleteBela Lugosi stares deep into your soul.
Dog Soldiers
ReplyDeleteDecent werewolves, but movie has no rules.
Don't Look Now (1973)
ReplyDeleteSuper scary ending. And naked Julie Christie.
Bubba Ho Tep
ReplyDeleteHow have I never seen this before?
The Innkeepers
ReplyDeleteGirl looks like Stef from The Goonies.
Two Orphan Vampires
ReplyDeleteTake those stupid filters off the camera!
The Initiation
ReplyDeleteYou had me at "introducing Daphne Zuniga."
May
ReplyDeleteIf you can't find friends, make them.
The Woman In Black:
ReplyDeleteNo one gets out alive. Or sane.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1973)
ReplyDeleteThe family that preys together, stays together
One Body Too Many
ReplyDeleteNo one ever drinks Bela Lugosi's coffee.
Trick 'r Treat
ReplyDeleteMany mini stories, good for your ADD.
American Psycho: You thought Nolan's Batman was dark? Ha!
ReplyDeleteThe Evil Dead
ReplyDeleteThere is something magical about tree rape.
Scary Movie
ReplyDeleteShorty should be in every horror movie.
May
ReplyDeleteSpoiler Alert: Amy has man hands. ELTON!
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)
ReplyDeleteGood guy killed by his evil side.
King of the Zombies
ReplyDeleteStereotypical black butler made it very amusing.
Son Of Dracula (1943)
ReplyDeleteWolf Man is NO son of Dracula!
28 Days Later
ReplyDeleteSuper fast zombies can be pretty frightening.
The Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf
ReplyDeleteWerewolf sex. Slightly hairy, non-contact, epileptic seizures
Misery (1990)
ReplyDeleteCrash; biggest fan; wood block; ankle snap
Frankenweenie (2012)
ReplyDeleteSaw this first. It's a long bore.
Frankenweenie (1984)
ReplyDeleteSaw this second. It's really great surprisingly.
The Funhouse
ReplyDeleteShit hits the fan after premature ejaculation.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteStill my all time favorite horror flick.
The Lost Boys
ReplyDeleteSleep all day. Shirtless sax all night.
Hellraiser
ReplyDeleteAnatomy man likes to be called daddy
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
ReplyDeleteEnding still sort of pisses me off.
The Woman in Black
ReplyDeleteBetter start polishing that "Best Cinematography" Oscar.
Zombie Strippers:
ReplyDeleteRobert Englund you are better than this.
James Gunn's SLITHER (2006)
ReplyDeleteQuoting thyself: 'That's some fucked-up shit.'
Session 9: Asbestos removal will make you fucking crazy.
ReplyDelete(repost) Demon Knight: Billy Zane is one sexy, seductive collector.
ReplyDelete(repost) Pet Semetery: Never try to bring back the dead.
ReplyDeleteHowling III: The Marsupials
ReplyDeleteOn behalf of all Australians, Im Sorry.
Deadly Blessing
ReplyDeleteWes Craven is capable of total shit.
Evil Dead 2
ReplyDeleteThe laughing scene always cracks me up.
The Invisible Man (1933)
ReplyDeleteLove it, naked shoe prints and all