Patrick: Douglas, I think I know how you're going to answer this and it's not the way I'll answer, so I thought this would be a good debate to kick off our new column. THIS OR THAT: Dawn of the Dead 1978 or Dawn of the Dead 2004?
Doug: THAT. Is that how this is done? I just get to yell "THAT" and the conversation's over?
OK, OK ... Dawn of the Dead (2004). I like it better than George Romero's original. SUE ME. Guess zombie pie fights and orange blood really said something subversive and unique about our consumeristic culture in 1978. In the 21st century, however, notsomuch.
Now tell me why I'm wrong (please begin your next sentence with "THIS" [it's called BRANDING, doy]).
Patrick: THIS: Dawn of the Dead 1978 is better than almost every horror movie. It's not scary in the visceral way that visionary filmmaker Zack Snyder's movie manages to be, but it's also much, much more human. I can't remember where I first read this (sorry, thoughtful writer), but someone once wrote that DotD '04 took a movie that was about SO MANY THINGS and made it into a movie about nothing. A good movie about nothing! But nothing. Romero's DotD isn't just one of my favorite horror movies ever -- it's one of my favorite movies period.
Doug: THAT (can we keep this going?!). Listen, I know my job here isn't to convince you to change your mind (right? I mean, in fairness, you still haven't told me what it is I do around here [light filing?]). But when you say that Romero's DotD is one of your favorite movies of all time (transcending the horror genre), that's kind of the end of the conversation, no?
I will say that I think DotD '04 does more than NOTHING well -- it is legit scary, something the original isn't. Isn't that something? It's also great to look at, well acted and wonderfully paced (the opening sequence alone makes up for any stumbles [and there are a few] that happen in the third act). Surely, that counts for something (beyond NOTHING).
Patrick: I don't want to change your mind! Our purpose here is not to "win" (I already won), but to pick a side and explain why we prefer one to the other. GET IT RIGHT ON THIS FIRST TIME WE'VE EVER DONE THIS.
THAT: I didn't say DotD '04 does nothing, I said it's about nothing. It's a very good movie! One of my favorite remakes. It's very tense and scary, and except for that bullshit coda ending I love it. I just don't think it has much to say about pretentious stuff like THE HUMAN CONDITION.
Doug: THIS: I'm glad you're FINALLY coming around to my side of the fence. DotD '04 IS a great remake! In fact, I really appreciate how it doesn't just go for a shot-for-shot (and/or vibe-for-vibe) redo of Romero's "classic" -- it's its own thing. An original horror entry with a fresh feel (which, unfortunately, has now been done to death) and great visuals.
For what it's worth, it's also crazy scary, something you and I [also] disagree about re: "What Do You Want from a Horror Movie?" I still think that "to be scared" is one of the main things I look for in a horror movie. Again, I can appreciate non-scary horror films, but dread and fear are such strong emotions, I'd be lying if I said they weren't factors in my enjoyment of a horror movie. DotD '04 is scary. DotD '78 is not.
Unless we define "scary" as an unregulated nuclear program or an impending asteroid or famine or whatever. Sure, all very scary.
Ultimately it does come down to the fact that we want different things, I guess. I might disagree that DotD '78 is not scary, though. Its scares are not immediate -- there's nothing jumping out at them and no zombie babies born and being all "Goo goo ga brains" -- but there's much more of a sense of hopelessness and loneliness in the Romero movie. The world we knew is gone despite our best efforts to hold onto it, and it's just the four of us left. I would think that would speak directly to you, because you want to want to be The Omega Man.
Doug: THIS: Wait. No, THAT. Are you THIS or am I? Who's THAT?
I agree that we probably just want different things from a zombie movie (and scary movies, in general). I also think we can both appreciate what the other movie brings to the table. That's not always the case with friendship-ending disagreements. Like this one.
In any event, you're welcome.
Patrick: I think maybe we both learned a little something today.
But next time? I'll drive.
(Cue laughs...and FREEZE FRAME!)
Got a suggestion for a future This or That? Leave it in the comments below!
Kill Bill vol 1 vs vol 2!ReplyDelete
Not entirely fair. It was made as one film and split. Tarantino didn't sequelize it.Delete
I love it. Great views on both ends and I agree that DOTD 2004 is a fantastic remake. I actually don't know which I like better and tend to flip flop on them. I also love movies in malls or with scenes in malls for some reason (nostalgia, maybe? cause in my adult life I dread malls!) There is a movie that has been on my radar for a while called "Death Walks" that I'm looking forward to; mall horror movies - love 'em.ReplyDelete
How bout this or that - Volcano vs Dante's Peak cause they are essentially the same movie. I have no clue why those were the first to come into my head.
I watch Dotd 1978 so many times on vhs that when I bought the extended Double disc Directors cut Dvd I knew every single scene that was different instantly. Its an amazing film. I enjoy the new one but I dont feel as passionate about it. It could be just nostalgia but we love what we loveDelete
Dennis - the extended double disc directors cut DVD?! NOT VHS?! I'm so disappointed in you man. :)Delete
Hehe. Its one of my many triple owned films. Vhs then dvd then on Bluray. My vhs is uk theatrical cut. ;)Delete
You can always love both and I love the remake more but by 2% :D!!!Delete
Really great column guys. I've actually had this conversation, meaning what I want out of a horror movie, with myself often in the last 7 months, which is how long I've been a fan of Fthismovie. I am really quite new to the horror genre, since I never really watched them growing up and I have missed a lot of the classics of the genre, and Fthismovie has really been giving me a crash course in great horror. I can really connect with both sides of this argument, although I think I may tend to side with Doug, simply because I think horror movies with a lot fo flat out scares tend to entertain me a bit more. But the ones that really stick with me and that I think about often are the ones that focus on atmosphere and build up (I saw Night of the Living Dead for the first time in an old theater downtown where I live last October, and I'm still thinking about that movie). So what I'm trying top say here is that I have no idea what I want out of a horror movie. And also that I'm a crazy person because I talk to myself on a regular basis.ReplyDelete
Great comments on two films I like. Both for different reasons. Good funReplyDelete
Perfect for this column would be Evil dead vs Evil dead Re-imagining, both films for me have good points
Or if you really want to get into it, Fright nightReplyDelete
Back to the Future Part II v Back to the Future Part III ???ReplyDelete
It doesn't seem as though there were so many suggestions for future columns that a few more would be amiss so here goes:
The Italian Job
Conan the Barbarian
My Bloody Valentine
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Keep up the informative and always entertaining work!