Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 14)


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  1. Inferno (1980)

    Watched twice; still can't abbreviate my feelings.

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  2. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989): You're just a little pregnant, versus massively.

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  3. Knock Knock (2015)

    Can't identify intentionally bad anymore. Thanks hipsters.

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  4. Gothic (1986): Russell: 'Explaining irrelevant, insanity exciting. Also sex.'

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  5. The Collector (2009)

    Sadist loves dog so not all bad.

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  6. Critters (1986)

    Thermometer trick? Dee won't be fooled again.

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  7. Short Night Of Glass Dolls (1972) - pimped predated version of eyes wide shut

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  8. Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975)

    Anybody in the mood for some chocolate?

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  9. Suspiria (1977) - Pretty colors! who's doing what where now?

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  10. The Purge: Anarchy (2014)

    80’s Carpenter and Russell would’ve killed this.

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  11. Nurse (2013)

    Her lack of eye makeup is disturbing.

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  12. Vamp (1986)

    The After Dark Club needs Salma Hayek

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  13. Pontypool (2008)

    Why podcasts beat radio: fewer zombie outbreaks.

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  14. Scream 3 (2000)

    David Schwimmer bailed out just in time.

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  15. Cache (2005)

    An Algerian gentleman misunderstands concept of revenge.

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  16. American Mary (2012)

    As body modification advertisement...still on fence!

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  17. Shocker (1989)

    WARNING...electric chair may cause corporeal dysfunction!

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  18. Diabolique (1955)

    Never trust French pools or bath tubs.

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  19. The Innocents (1961)

    Spoiler alert: little kids are super creepy.

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  20. Kuroneko (1968)

    Apparently, sexual abuse turns women into cats.

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  21. The Neanderthal Man (1953) - Game Warden's never seen a tiger before?

    Or

    If Ed Wood had a real budget

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  22. The Orphanage (2007)

    Spoiler alert: little kids are still creepy.

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  23. Hatchet for the Honeymoon (1970)

    American Psycho prequel with luscious Italian visuals.

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  24. Double Indemnity (1944) [not sure if this really counts]

    Suddenly suspicious of my girlfriend's insurance policy

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  25. The War of the Gargantuas (1966) - "The girl gets stuck in my throat...."

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  26. We Are Still Here

    Come for BBQ, stay for the hospitality.

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  27. Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll (1974)

    There's such a thing as Spanish giallo?

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  28. Brutes and Savages (1978)

    With Eric Idle as Sir Arthur Davis.

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  29. Cannibal/Jungle Holocaust (1977)

    Can MeMe Lai survive at least once?

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  30. Cannibals/White Cannibal Queen (1980)

    Jess Franco has no panache for cannibals.

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  31. The Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith (1978)

    Why is this on the DDP list?

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  32. The Houses October Built (2014)

    Houses built on found footage cannot stand.

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  33. Body Parts (1991)
    The indignity: first defenestrated, then arm repo-ed.

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  34. The Beast With Five Fingers (1946)
    42 minutes until the hand shows up?!?

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  35. Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist: I lost some souls down in Africa

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  36. Night of the Demons (1988)

    Most realistic teenagers in motion picture history.

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  37. The Mummy (1999)
    The horror, no, humor never lets up

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  38. The Inhabitants (2015) Dirs. The Rasmussen Brothers

    Ghosts in house terrorized by awful acting.

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  39. The Collection (2012)

    All the coolest clubs are installing combines.

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  40. The Lazarus Effect (2015)

    The effect is that I cut my wrists.

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    1. Wait, your review for The Hateful Eight?

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  41. The Mangler (1995)

    Englund's more ridiculous than haunted laundry press.

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  42. Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (2000)

    This makes Scary Movie look like Airplane.

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  43. Deliver Us from Evil (2014)

    Joel McHale knife-fights Satan. 'Nuff said.

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  44. [Rec] 3: Genesis

    Something borrowed, something blue, damn hearing aid!

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  45. Pumpkinhead

    Well at least Lance Henriksen was good.

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  46. Duel(1971)

    Near encounters of the tractor trailer kind

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  47. The Ghost Story (1979)

    Shaw Bros. provide nude, heart eatin' demons.

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  48. Halloween (1978)

    My wife can not handle this movie.

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  49. Dawn of the Dead (2004 Dir. Zack Snyder)

    Mall security all trained by John Wick.

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  50. The House of the Devil (2009)

    I should just watch this on repeat.

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  51. Cursed (2005)

    I heard Christina Ricci has three vaginas.

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  52. Prom Night (1980)

    Less than Halloween, more than Terror Train.

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  53. Buried Alive (1990)

    Murder is pure. This movie is not.

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  54. Army of Darkness (1992)

    Strike another entry off my "movie shames".

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  55. Dracula (1931)

    Wow. Dracu-Doug really sounds just like him.

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  56. Discopathe (2013)
    Such blatant disrespect to vinyl and Canada.

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    1. Resolution (2012)

      I wanted to smoke crack after this.

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  57. Dahmer (2002)

    Renner lends his ugly hands to Dahmer

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  58. Under the Skin (2013)

    The scariest film I've seen all month.

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  59. Scream 1 1996

    Chocolate cake after watching Wishmaster 3, 4!

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  60. Day of the Dead (1985)

    Bub shaves and calls his aunt Aleisha

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  61. Shaun of the Dead (2004)

    There are few horror comedies this good.

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  62. The Fog (1980)
    John Carpenter, once again, is the man

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  63. Pan's Labyrinth (2006)

    No Pan, and Captain's clock noticeably uneaten.

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