A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)Me, gay? Nah. This? Bag of dicks...
Pumkinhead (1988)Would love to see Park Chan-wook remake
ALONE IN THE DARK (1982, 35mm screening at Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema) for the first time. Also available on YouTube.Where's "You're Next" chick when she's needed?and/orNew Line's version of Miramax/Weinstein's "Burning."
FIRST MAN INTO SPACE (1959, Hulu's Criterion Channel) for the first time.Like Michael Myers, monster drives a stick.
The Gift (2015)OK, that helicopter sound really scared me.
Interview with the vampire (1994)No smooching between Cruise and Pitt - frustrating
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)Presented by the Haiti Board of TourismorVoodoo zombification. Political repression. Uncomfortable chair. Scary.
Nightmare on Elm Street (original): He'll pull blow-up dolls through small windows
Night of the Living Dead (1968)Zombie apocalypse? Hide in house near cemetery.
Nosferatu, the Vampyre (1979)Excellent documentary on Klaus Kinski's daily life.
Scanners (1981)So THAT'S what happened to Stallone's arms.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)Blair witch makes you a reeeeeeal bitch.
Basket Case (1982)Spoiler: Duane's brother was Cosby all along.
Crimson Peak (2015)Sumptuously spooky sets, lots of big hats.
Tusk (2014)Hey, hoser. I see walrus people, eh?
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)1991; VHS was robust, the Kleenex wasn’t!
Firestarter: Rekindled (2002) Firestarter likes you, Coop, but she's 16.
Grabbers (2012)Aliens invading? No problem. Get feckin' wasted.
Four Flies on Grey Velvet (1971) - unrealistic, the drummer never gets the girl.
Once Bitten (1985) - a fun movie, but only 80ies funny.
Swamp Thing (1982)So Pubes...question...Crotchwaffle...is that Dutch?
Inspired by the podcast... Tales From the Crypt: Bordello of Blood (1996)Optimal Viewing: Muted with lotion and Kleenex.National Lampoon presents Tales from the Crypt.
Tales From the Crypt [S02E03] - Cutting Cards (1990)Walter Hill Presents: Perils of Unchecked Machismo
Tales of Halloween (2015)10 stories mostly great. Mendez has best.
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)Da Sweet Blood of Jesus and Sadler
Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood (1996)Miller's one weakness: Stake through the snark.
Scream 4 Everyone gets older but Neve got Cuter!
InsidiousGreat, but I wish they went Further.
Insidious: Chapter 2Solid movie, they definitely took it Further.
Insidious: Chapter 3Good, but should not go any Further
April Fool's Day (1986)Better than Ambien for inducing deep slumber.
Devil's Due (2014)What Not to Expect When You're Expecting
Tales of Halloween (2015)Great scares. Great laughs. Great pukes. #FLAWLESS
Wes Craven´s New Nightmare (1994)Freddy's fairytale! Fresh from the oven
Darkroom (2013) Saw ripoff, stop trying to be deep.
Brides of Blood (1968)White male American literally better than everyone.
The Howling II (1984)Priest face raped by Lady Gaga's werebat.
Death Weekend/House by the Lake (1976)Stroud wears psycho like a mink coat.
Deep Red (1975)What the fuck is that floating dummy!
Demented (1980)Harry Reems isn't the sleaziest person here?
The Demons (1973)Did Jess Franco bang James Ferman's mom?
David Cronenberg's The FlyBrundle to Brundlefly: lateral move in creepiness.
Don't Answer the Phone (1980)Plays like Streets of San Fransisco - Nights!
The Lost Boys (1987)Saxophone dude available for weddings, bar mitzvahs.
The Haunting in Connecticut (2009)Insulation? Please. Line those walls with corpses!
Horror of Dracula (1957)Batman's Alfred helps fight vampires. Where's Batman?
The Exorcist (1973)No nukes in Iraq, only the devil.
Frankenstein: The College Years (1991) Makes Weird Science look like Armistead Maupin.
The Lazarus Effect (2015)Safe to say Jesus had better results
Stage Fright (2014)Meatloaf fosters cooks...fate...or dumb luck?
The Inkeepers (2011)Ti West has become new found love.
Tales of Halloween (2015) Dirs. A bunchReally well done, super uneven, awesome references.
Slumber Party MassacreI know he couldn't drill that long...
The People Under the StairsAll Lives Matter--except rich white people
The HowlingI'd also have sex with animated werewolves.
The Fall of the House of Usher (1960)Burt Shoenburg, will you paint my house?
MadmanIts awfulness really stands out in 4K.
Peeping Tom (1960)It's not Videodrome, but not much is.
Dracula (1931)Lacks a bit in story, still great.
The Diabolical (2015) Dir. Alistair LegrandAli Larter - future Lifetime Christmas movie queen.
Scream A menagerie of where are they now?
Scream 2Making up for lack of black characters
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) - no commentary, but will listen soonHas anyone ever gotten laid this easily?
The Last Winter (2006)Made me wanna claw my eyes out.
Pet Sematary (1989)Terrifying film. I'm scared shitless of roads.
Lord of Illusions (1995)My favorite Quantam Leap episode by far
The Monster Squad (1987 Dir. Feed Dekker)What's Gillman do with all his downtime?
A Field in England (2013)Open up and let the devil in.
I Spit on Your Grave (2010)Alternate title: I Shit on Your Shit.
You're Next (2013)I think I've seen documentary commercials too.
Shock (1977)Mom's ex possesses kid. Italians are crazy.
Animal (2014)Friends don't let friends watch Chiller movies.
The Green Inferno (2013) Dir. Eli Raphael Roth Knows how to do it, never does.
May (2002)Hugs are so important early in life.
The Mist (2007 Dir. Frank Darabont)Poor fuel economy is the real monster.
Body Parts (1991)Someone's hand won't stop jerking me off!
Halloween (2007)Hey, let's make Laurie Strode wildly unlikable!-or-Rob: you don't explain the fucking BOOGEYMAN.
Prom Night (1980)Not enough fart jokes. Where was Nordberg?
Hellraiser (1987)Homeless bug-eating enthusiast finds missing helltoy.
Blade 3 (2004)See Reynolds play Reynolds. Now featuring beard.
The Stepfather (1987)Why John Locke was such a dick.
Nightmare City (1983)I guess there's a zombie flight school?
Halloween (2007 Dir. Zob Rombie)Evil has a face.....and it's adorable.
From Hell (2001)Graham vs cockney accent. Spoiler: accent wins.
The Dead Zone (1983)Think Walken saw Balls Of Fury Coming?
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)Five years late, imagine a muppets crossover.
The Dark Power (1985)Lash LaRue: Long lost 80s cinema icon?
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)Jason takes the long way to NYC.