Friday, October 16, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 16)


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  1. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

    Me, gay? Nah. This? Bag of dicks...

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  2. Pumkinhead (1988)

    Would love to see Park Chan-wook remake

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  3. ALONE IN THE DARK (1982, 35mm screening at Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema) for the first time. Also available on YouTube.

    Where's "You're Next" chick when she's needed?

    and/or

    New Line's version of Miramax/Weinstein's "Burning."

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  4. FIRST MAN INTO SPACE (1959, Hulu's Criterion Channel) for the first time.

    Like Michael Myers, monster drives a stick.

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  5. The Gift (2015)

    OK, that helicopter sound really scared me.

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  6. Interview with the vampire (1994)

    No smooching between Cruise and Pitt - frustrating

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  7. The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)

    Presented by the Haiti Board of Tourism

    or

    Voodoo zombification. Political repression. Uncomfortable chair. Scary.

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  8. Nightmare on Elm Street (original):

    He'll pull blow-up dolls through small windows

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  9. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    Zombie apocalypse? Hide in house near cemetery.

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  10. Nosferatu, the Vampyre (1979)

    Excellent documentary on Klaus Kinski's daily life.

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  11. Scanners (1981)

    So THAT'S what happened to Stallone's arms.

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  12. The Blair Witch Project (1999)
    Blair witch makes you a reeeeeeal bitch.

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  13. Basket Case (1982)

    Spoiler: Duane's brother was Cosby all along.

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  14. Crimson Peak (2015)

    Sumptuously spooky sets, lots of big hats.

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  15. Tusk (2014)

    Hey, hoser. I see walrus people, eh?

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  16. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

    1991; VHS was robust, the Kleenex wasn’t!

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  17. Firestarter: Rekindled (2002)

    Firestarter likes you, Coop, but she's 16.

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  18. Grabbers (2012)

    Aliens invading? No problem. Get feckin' wasted.

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  19. Four Flies on Grey Velvet (1971) - unrealistic, the drummer never gets the girl.

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  20. Once Bitten (1985) - a fun movie, but only 80ies funny.

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  21. Swamp Thing (1982)

    So Pubes...question...Crotchwaffle...is that Dutch?

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  22. Inspired by the podcast... Tales From the Crypt: Bordello of Blood (1996)

    Optimal Viewing: Muted with lotion and Kleenex.

    National Lampoon presents Tales from the Crypt.

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  23. Tales From the Crypt [S02E03] - Cutting Cards (1990)

    Walter Hill Presents: Perils of Unchecked Machismo

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  24. Tales of Halloween (2015)

    10 stories mostly great. Mendez has best.

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  25. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

    Da Sweet Blood of Jesus and Sadler

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  26. Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood (1996)

    Miller's one weakness: Stake through the snark.

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  27. Scream 4

    Everyone gets older but Neve got Cuter!

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  28. Insidious

    Great, but I wish they went Further.

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  29. Insidious: Chapter 2

    Solid movie, they definitely took it Further.

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  30. Insidious: Chapter 3

    Good, but should not go any Further

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  31. April Fool's Day (1986)

    Better than Ambien for inducing deep slumber.

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  32. Devil's Due (2014)

    What Not to Expect When You're Expecting

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  33. Tales of Halloween (2015)

    Great scares. Great laughs. Great pukes. #FLAWLESS

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  34. Wes Craven´s New Nightmare (1994)

    Freddy's fairytale! Fresh from the oven

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  35. Darkroom (2013)

    Saw ripoff, stop trying to be deep.

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  36. Brides of Blood (1968)

    White male American literally better than everyone.

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  37. The Howling II (1984)

    Priest face raped by Lady Gaga's werebat.

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  38. Death Weekend/House by the Lake (1976)

    Stroud wears psycho like a mink coat.

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  39. Deep Red (1975)

    What the fuck is that floating dummy!

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  40. Demented (1980)

    Harry Reems isn't the sleaziest person here?

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  41. The Demons (1973)

    Did Jess Franco bang James Ferman's mom?

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  42. David Cronenberg's The Fly

    Brundle to Brundlefly: lateral move in creepiness.

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  43. Don't Answer the Phone (1980)

    Plays like Streets of San Fransisco - Nights!

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  44. The Lost Boys (1987)

    Saxophone dude available for weddings, bar mitzvahs.

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  45. The Haunting in Connecticut (2009)
    Insulation? Please. Line those walls with corpses!

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  46. Horror of Dracula (1957)

    Batman's Alfred helps fight vampires. Where's Batman?

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  47. The Exorcist (1973)

    No nukes in Iraq, only the devil.

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  48. Frankenstein: The College Years (1991)

    Makes Weird Science look like Armistead Maupin.

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  49. The Lazarus Effect (2015)

    Safe to say Jesus had better results

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  50. Stage Fright (2014)

    Meatloaf fosters cooks...fate...or dumb luck?

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  51. The Inkeepers (2011)
    Ti West has become new found love.

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  52. Tales of Halloween (2015) Dirs. A bunch

    Really well done, super uneven, awesome references.

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  53. Slumber Party Massacre

    I know he couldn't drill that long...

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  54. The People Under the Stairs

    All Lives Matter--except rich white people

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  55. The Howling

    I'd also have sex with animated werewolves.

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  56. The Fall of the House of Usher (1960)

    Burt Shoenburg, will you paint my house?

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  57. Madman

    Its awfulness really stands out in 4K.

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  58. Peeping Tom (1960)

    It's not Videodrome, but not much is.

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  59. Dracula (1931)

    Lacks a bit in story, still great.

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  60. The Diabolical (2015) Dir. Alistair Legrand

    Ali Larter - future Lifetime Christmas movie queen.

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  61. Scream
    A menagerie of where are they now?

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  62. Scream 2
    Making up for lack of black characters

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  63. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) - no commentary, but will listen soon

    Has anyone ever gotten laid this easily?

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  64. The Last Winter (2006)

    Made me wanna claw my eyes out.

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  65. Pet Sematary (1989)

    Terrifying film. I'm scared shitless of roads.

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  66. Lord of Illusions (1995)

    My favorite Quantam Leap episode by far

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  67. The Monster Squad (1987 Dir. Feed Dekker)

    What's Gillman do with all his downtime?

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  68. A Field in England (2013)
    Open up and let the devil in.

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  69. I Spit on Your Grave (2010)

    Alternate title: I Shit on Your Shit.

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  70. You're Next (2013)

    I think I've seen documentary commercials too.

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  71. Shock (1977)

    Mom's ex possesses kid. Italians are crazy.

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  72. Animal (2014)

    Friends don't let friends watch Chiller movies.

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  73. The Green Inferno (2013) Dir. Eli Raphael Roth

    Knows how to do it, never does.

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  74. May (2002)

    Hugs are so important early in life.

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  75. The Mist (2007 Dir. Frank Darabont)

    Poor fuel economy is the real monster.

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  76. Body Parts (1991)

    Someone's hand won't stop jerking me off!

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  77. Halloween (2007)
    Hey, let's make Laurie Strode wildly unlikable!

    -or-

    Rob: you don't explain the fucking BOOGEYMAN.

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  78. Prom Night (1980)

    Not enough fart jokes. Where was Nordberg?

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  79. Hellraiser (1987)
    Homeless bug-eating enthusiast finds missing helltoy.

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  80. Blade 3 (2004)

    See Reynolds play Reynolds. Now featuring beard.

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  81. The Stepfather (1987)

    Why John Locke was such a dick.

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  82. Nightmare City (1983)

    I guess there's a zombie flight school?

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  83. Halloween (2007 Dir. Zob Rombie)

    Evil has a face.....and it's adorable.

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  84. From Hell (2001)

    Graham vs cockney accent. Spoiler: accent wins.

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  85. The Dead Zone (1983)

    Think Walken saw Balls Of Fury Coming?

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  86. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

    Five years late, imagine a muppets crossover.


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  87. The Dark Power (1985)

    Lash LaRue: Long lost 80s cinema icon?

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  88. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

    Jason takes the long way to NYC.

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