Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Scary Movie Challenge VII (Day 18)


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  1. Psycho (1960)

    56 years on, that toilet's still terrifying.

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  2. Nightmare on Elm Street 3 (1987)

    Oh man, I think I've outgrown Freddy :(

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  3. Cabin in the Woods (2011)

    A five star desert for horror fans

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  4. Child's Play (1988)

    Tom Holland's direction is solid, he's underrated

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  5. Santa Sangre (1989)

    Get a load of my crazy hands.

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  6. Creepshow (1982)

    Geordi La Forge's lonesome death was better.

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  7. Creepshow 2 (1987)

    Thanks for the ride, George and Stephen.

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  8. The Oblong Box (1969)

    Price preens, Lee glowers, then people die.

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  9. Duel(1971)

    Dammit! You should have fixed that hose!

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  10. Dawn of the Dead (2004)
    Maybe the dead just want some Cinnabon.

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  11. The Visit (2015)
    Old people are scary. Especially when naked.

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  12. The Neon Demon (2016)
    Eyeballs? Don't be ridiculous! Models don't eat.

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  13. Carrie (1976)

    Stage fright? Picture audience in underwear, immolated.

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  14. Carnival of Souls (1962)

    This is how I hope I die.

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  15. Ghosts of Mars (2001)

    Are we sure John Carpenter made this?

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  16. Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)

    Branagh versus Captain Kirk for gratuitous shirtlessness.

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  17. Amityville II: The Possession (1982)

    Paulie gets his own movie. Satan wins.

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  18. The Frighteners (1996)
    Jake Busey's Face, much scarier than carpet

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  19. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    Orange blood coming out of blue zombies.

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  20. Hillbillys in a Haunted House (1967)

    Chaney, Carradine, Rathbone spook, spy, collect checks.

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  21. It Came From Outer Space (1953)

    Working title: "So Your Friend's a Communist."

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  22. Child's Play 2 (1990)

    I'm sure Andy's a well-adjusted adult.

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  23. Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)

    Gave this a second chance. Shouldn't have.

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  24. Misery (1990)

    Movie proves we've gotten worse since 1990

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  25. Leprechaun (1993) Leprechaun 2 (1994) Leprechaun 3 (1995)

    I need a shower and a Roofie.

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  26. The Descent (2005)

    Everything that can go wrong, will. EVERYTHING

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  27. Frankenstein (1931)

    Rocking the flattop decades before Will Smith.

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  28. The Witches (1990)

    Best movie mouse puppetry effects, by default.

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  29. Dawn of the Dead(1978)

    Went to pie fight, zombie apocalypse happened.

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  30. Prince of Darkness (1987)

    1d6 to dodge Jar of Devil attack.

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  31. The Woman In Black (1989)

    Much better than the Harry Potter version.

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  32. The Plague of the Zombies (1966)

    Fighting zombies like a true English gentleman.

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  33. Planet Terror (2007):

    My porn search filter just got weirder.

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  34. The Woman In Black (1989)

    Much better than the Harry Potter version.

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  35. The Masque of the Red Death (1964)

    Red Death: The worst party guest ever.

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  36. The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
    Is this movie for or against anarchy?

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  37. Eaten Alive (1976)
    There's not enough cocaine in the world.

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    Freddy just gotta get his dick wet.

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  38. Poltergeist III (1988)
    I'm looking at the man in mirror

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  39. The Ruins(2008)

    Pour some Ortho on that and....WINNING!

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  40. The American Nightmare (2000)

    It was great hearing the creators' perspectives.

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  41. Friday the 13th: Part III

    Was mostly rooting for Shelley the whole time

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  42. Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Need fragments of Stonehenge? Smuggle intact monolith!

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  43. The Final Girls

    Theory: Adam DeVine escaped from 00's comedy

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  44. I Am Not A Serial Killer (2016)

    Highlight so far for scary movie challenge

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  45. Ghost Ship(2002)

    Just might make you shiP your pants

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  46. Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (1990)

    Well, I will never see that again.

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  47. You're Next (2011)
    Who need the front door? window's busted.

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  48. The Haunted Palace (1963)
    'Loose' Poe adaptation (i.e., adapted from Lovecraft.)

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  49. Dust Devil (1992)
    Exactly as impressive as it is lame.

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  50. Psychomania (1973)
    Live fast, die young, repeat as necessary.

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  51. Rocktober Blood (1984)
    Waiting for Rocktober Blood 2: Moon Rocks!

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  52. The Hexecutioners (2015)

    Burgess' screenplays continue to underwhelm since Pontypool.

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  53. The Quiet Ones (2014)

    Movie *barely whispers* then gets REALLY LOUD!!!

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  54. The Giant Gila Monster (1959)
    Godzilla : A-bomb :: GGM : I dunno, Fidel Castro?

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  55. Dracula Has Risen from the Grave (1968)
    ...and boy, are his arms tired! (swish!)

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  56. The Neon Demon (2016)

    "A diamond in a sea of glass."

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  57. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
    Spa story sounds suspicious. Spock seems skeptical.

    Sutherland's soup strainer senses sickness, smiles slyly.

    Pod people purposely procreate posthumously. People panic.

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  58. The Omen III: The Final Conflict

    Sam Neil does some quality kid killing

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  59. Mil Gritos Tiene La Noche (1982):

    Wait! I think I get it now!

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  60. The Happening

    Eh, I see why Ebert liked it

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  61. Black Christmas (1974)

    Why's the Christmas gotta be black tho?

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  62. Child's Play 3

    Who's helping Chucky with packaging and delivery?

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  63. The Shining (1980)

    em fo tuo tihs eht seracs llitS

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  64. Shin Godzilla (2016)

    Greatest Godzilla movie of all time. Inarguable.

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  65. Tenebrae (1982)

    "Problems with women? Me? Naw." - Dario Argento

    Bloody Birthday (1981)

    Solar eclipse births create pint-sized sociopaths.

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  66. Re-Animator

    What would't say? "Movie good, review later"?

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  67. The Kiss (1988)

    This movie really needed a breath mint.

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  68. Creepshow (1982)

    Somebody just get the man some cake!

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  69. The Thing (1982) Antarctica sucks. Then your head explodes.

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  70. Dream Home: meh. I've done worse for real estate.

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  71. Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) - it's like Hocus Pocus, but for dudes.

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  72. Dreamcatcher (2003)

    What...the fuck...is Donnie Wahlberg doing?

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  73. Child's Play 3
    Sequel makes me want to Private Pyle.

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  74. Berberian Sound Studio (2013)
    Confused, but Toby Jones creeped me out.

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  75. The Pit (1981)
    Preteen pervert, talking teddy, troglodytes... Cinematic Masterpiece.

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  76. Psycho

    Alfie says I can't talk about it

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  77. Shaun of the dead

    A reason to Smash Dire Straights records

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  78. Wishmaster (1997)

    Party's over, no mo Djinn and juice.

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  79. The Unborn (2009)

    I wish this film was as well.

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  80. Carnival of Souls

    Saw zero bearded souls at this carnival.

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