Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Scary Movie Challenge VII (Day 25)


67 comments:

  1. Ronny Yu's FREDDY VS. JASON (2003) on DVD.

    "MST3K's" Joel Robinson was right: it stinks!

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  2. DON'T GO IN THE HOUSE, aka THE BURNING (1980) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    Does flamethrower-wielding psycho really need gasoline torture?

    OR

    Norman Bates' retarded, pathetic loser cousin, Donny.

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  3. John Capenter's The Thing (1982)
    Imagine... Keri Russel: MacReady. Larry David: Childs.

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  4. Lucio Fulci's CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD (1980) in 35mm at NYC Anthology Film Archive's 'The Genere Terrorist: Lucio Fulci' Retrospective.

    That took a lot of guts... HIYOOOO!

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  5. House of the Devil (2009)
    I'm never calling that pizza place again

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  6. Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)
    This should suck. Why doesn't this suck?

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  7. Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
    We get it. Willem Dafoe is sexy.

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  8. The Other (1972)
    So classy that it barely makes sense.

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  9. Herencia diabólica (1994)
    Black Devil Doll from Hell's Mexican doppelgänger!

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  10. Misery (1990)

    No pockets? Shove it in your crotch!

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  11. Audition (Takashi Miike 1999)

    Looks like you got the part, lady

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  12. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)

    I still know you're a fucking idiot

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  13. The House That Screamed (1970)
    Why isn't this more popular? It's good!

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  14. Pyscho III (1986)

    Hmmm sleaze in Pyscho, doesn't suit it.

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  15. Bram Stokers Dracula (1992)

    Its all you can eat production design.

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  16. Misery (1990)

    Not enough horror films say cockadoodie, shame.

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  17. Survival of the Dead (2010)

    "Hey, it's better than diary!" - Mr. Brightside

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  18. Inferno (1980)

    It's always books that start the insanity.

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  19. Spring (2015)
    Eat. Pray. Love. Fuck an octopus monster.

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  20. The Guest (2014)
    Did someone order a side of grenades?

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  21. Ginger Snaps (2000)

    Soree aboot all that werewolf stuff, eh.

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  22. The Monster Squad (1987)
    Perfect antidote after a weekend of Saws

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  23. The Strangers (2008)

    That ice cream's definitely melted by now.

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  24. Bride of Chucky (1998)

    Nice to see Universal embracing their legacy.

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  25. The Church (1989)

    Boring...but there's a demon sex scene.

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  26. Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005)

    Are you serious with the CGI hyenas?

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  27. Cub (2014)

    Why you gotta be like that Sam?!?

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  28. The Blob (1988)

    This is not how Pepto Bismol works.

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  29. The Innkeepers. (2011) Ti West

    West: great buildups lead to unimaginative climaxes.

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  30. Dr. Giggles (1992)

    Little to care about except medical puns.

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  31. Critters 2 (1988)

    Crite-ball: It'll knock your socks ... err ... skin off.

    ("Err" isn't a word, is it?)

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  32. The Silenced (2015)
    slow burn turns into batshit crazy. recommended.

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  33. train to Busan (2016)
    safer to take the bus to Trainsan

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  34. Grotesque (2009)
    Title is appropriate. It's a real stinker.

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  35. Nina Forever (2015)

    ...but more commonly during the sexy time!

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  36. Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)

    Harlin thinks he's remaking Indiana Jones, apparently.

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  37. Don't Breathe (2016)

    So loud that even I would wake.

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  38. Bone Tomahawk(2015)

    Don't piss off the local indigenous tribe.

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  39. Devil(2010)

    Going up....more like down...mwahahaha.

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    1. Here's the revised seven word review....

      Devin(2010)

      Going up....more like down....*laughs maniacally*

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  40. The Shallows (2016)

    Mom, couldn't you just have picked ClubMed?

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  41. Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

    Round yon virgin? There's no virgins here...

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  42. Death Proof (2007)
    Locker room talk makes Stuntman Mike uncomfortable.

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  43. 1408 (2007)

    Better in the theater, but still good

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  44. Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
    We get it. Willem Dafoe is sexy.

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  45. Hocus Pocus (1993)

    It's better than most Best Picture winners

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  46. Dreamcatcher (2003)

    The Big Chill with extraterrestrial anal leeches.

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  47. Black Mirror - Season 3 (I know...kind of a cheat)

    All seasons are essential viewing. Don't sleep.

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  48. Saw 3D: The Final Chapter (2010)

    Shocking twist: This Jigsaw's missing some pieces.

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  49. Jaws 2 (1978)
    Now everyone scream until Jaws goes deaf!

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  50. Final Destination 2 (2003)

    This franchise is my greatest discovery this month.

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  51. Deathgasm

    Can't find this title anywhere in Walmart.

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  52. Chopping Mall (1986)

    Air ducts were safe...AND STILL ARE!!!

    or

    Great shout-out to "The Thing" (1951)

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  53. Exorcist III (The Director's Cut)

    Better. Still problems. My favorite Exorcist movie.

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  54. It Follows (2015)
    It Follows you, but does it retweet?

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  55. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Unrelenting, unapologetic, unafraid, unchained, unblemished, unmatched, unforgettable

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  56. Dracula's Daughter (1936)

    Did they ever say who Mom was?

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  57. Pet Sematary (1989)
    Prefer bubbles in my bath, not rats.

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  58. Child's Play (1988)

    Hey wait, I thought there were whales?

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  59. Dracula (1931)

    The options are mind control or indigestion.

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  60. Videodrome (1983)
    Sex and brain tumors? Thanks snuff film.

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  61. Scanners (1991)

    Effects, special; actor playing main character, "special"?

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  62. Lights Out

    Like an Americanized remake of The Babadook?

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  63. Southbound

    Those floaty skeleton things seem friendly enough.

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  64. Door Into Silence (1991)
    Fulci's last film. John Savage drives. Sad!

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  65. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)

    "Come back soon, won't you? Sooooon!!!" (Subtle)

    OR

    Disneyland pirate used same come-hither leg move.

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