...They're the little green mutant teens that just so happen to be pizza loving turtles.
We have successfully conquered Scary Movie Month, and now it's time to return to our regular lives, whatever that might look like. Mine comes in the form of revisiting two great movies from my childhood, and the third, well, I'll just ignore that until it requires my attention. As a kid, we watched the '80s television animated series, played the video game, had the action figures and used to play ninja fights all the time. I'm fairly certain we also had quite a few comics, but being over 25 years ago, I can't quite be sure of much aside from the fact that I was a giant nerd. So when the first live action feature film was released we of course watched it, bought it on VHS and consumed it as necessarily as air. Us and the rest of the world.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) directed by Steve Barron is easily one of my favourite movies from the '90s, possibly due to the sentimentality of long ago youth, and possibly due to the totally tubular awesomeness of the film. With live action, giant rubber suits with animatronic heads created by Jim Henson's Creature Shop, with three different actors required for each turtle (in-suit performer, face puppeteer and the voice actor), not to mention the relatable “real” characters for the first time outside of the animated universe, this film combined glorious amounts of awesomeness I had never before witnessed. The film's dark tone and dark characters, contrasted with our fun and exuberant heroes created a world any kid could easily lose themselves in. Hellacious, dudes.
The following year (am I correct in my assumption that it was even before the first film had made it to VHS), we were rewarded for our love of the original, with the sequel Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. All puns aside (well, sort of), this movie literally oozes of '80s and '90s nostalgia. It is in literal sharp contrast from the first film, being the light to the darkness, which is immediately noted in the opening scene. Fun, joking and playing with all the '80s and '90s items one might find in a time capsule from the era (era), our introduction to our favourite green ninjas is a playfully comedic piece, where no real danger is ever felt.
Finally the third film, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III. (1993). Yep, we live in a world where four mutant turtles are transported back to 1600 Japan and are meant to defeat evil to fulfill a prophecy. Turtles riding horses. Turtles not needing to learn Japanese because everyone speaks English. Turtles that have fallen and can't get up.
I did not like this movie. Not even Corey Feldman reprising his voice role for Donatello could fix this for me.
Because, uuuhhhhh, you know, Chevy Nova.
I was a bit of a short-tempered kid so I always liked Raph. I still think the first movie holds up fairly well. I don't think I could rewatch the second. I liked it well enough as a kid but I don't think it would hold up for me. Never really watched the third all the way through, even back in the day. I actually think some of the cartoons were fairly well written and some of the comics got batshit insane in a good way. They also got me into Usagi Yojimbo who showed up in an episode of the cartoon and also had an action figure in the TMNT line (Stan Sakai has been writing and drawing Usagi Yojimbo since the 80's and it has been fantastic throughout).ReplyDelete