by Rob DiCristino and Adam Riske
Adam: Welcome to Reserved Seating. I’m Adam Riske 3D.
Rob: And I’m Rob DiCristino 3D.
Adam: After 26 years, the James Cameron sci-fi classic Terminator 2: Judgment Day returns to theaters with a 3D gimmick. I would go into the plot and show a clip, but you already know the plot and I can’t post a YouTube clip in 3D so neither of these things will happen. I’ll start by saying that this viewing of T2 was unlike any I have ever had in mostly positive, but not life-changing ways. I think you’re perfectly fine seeing T2: 3D in theaters and perfectly fine if you don’t. Rob, what did you think of the 3D transfer? What is your history with the movie? Did you discover anything new by seeing the film in a theater (again or for the first time?) in 3D? Is this Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best movie? What did they see in Edward Furlong? Is this movie metal (like heavy metal, not metal metal)? I need your clothes, your boots and your answers.
As for the film itself, I thought the 3D was effective in the opening future battle and the highway set piece with the helicopter. Other than that, it was largely a distraction. I don't want to sound like too much of a grump, though, because this is a movie I truly love and have since I was a kid. It was the first movie I ever owned on physical media and my introduction to Schwarzenegger in general. It was great to finally see it on the big screen and discover that it holds up so well. It definitely sits at the top of Schwarzenegger’s filmography for me (with Last Action Hero in a close second - Don't @ me), and it remains one of the only science fiction sequels that actually improves on the original. I'm not necessarily saying it's better than The Terminator (it's kind of an Alien/Aliens situation - they're so different), but it does build on the original’s theme of the perils of parenthood in a fascinating way. I mentioned in a column that will run later this week that it's a film that grows with me. I think it's truly timeless.
The Furlong question is a tough one. I might be in the minority here, but I honestly don't think there's anything wrong with his performance. I think this movie is brilliantly cast (we don't talk enough about how amazing Linda Hamilton is), and his unpracticed delivery works for his character. He should be a little irritating, otherwise his mother’s work doesn't feel as important. At the same time, this presentation did remind me just how obvious his dialogue manipulation (whether ADR or just alteration - reports differ) was. That's definitely not something I noticed watching the film on VHS.
One other technical bit I appreciated on this release was the stuntman face replacement. Arnold’s motorcycle double has always been one of the few “bloopers” that actually takes me out of a movie. I was looking for it this time, and I was happy to see how well the digital work blended in.
And yes, this movie is metal. Liquid metal.
a few years back and I was worried that I didn’t like T2 as much as I remembered when it was released in 1991. This viewing at least got my love for the movie back to where it should be. Save for a few ‘90s-esque flourishes (the “Bad to the Bone” joke, the “I need a vacation” joke, both of which PLAYED in 1991), Terminator 2 is just about as perfect of an action movie as you can get and my favorite James Cameron film. I wish the movie was in IMAX 3D instead of RealD 3D, but that’s probably because the movie wasn’t shot that way, I suppose. I don’t know.
I had the same thought as you about the stunt double face swap. When Arnold does that jump with his motorcycle and I saw it was Arnold’s face (and not his stunt double), I was happy because it’s a digital tinker that improves the movie. I’m glad James Cameron didn’t futz with the movie for changes more drastic than that. I also agree with you that this was the viewing where my big takeaway is how great Linda Hamilton is. I mean, she’s amazing. When I was younger I was so caught up in Arnold and the spectacle that Linda Hamilton’s performance didn’t really capture my complete attention, but here she’s so interesting because she’s flawed but also really (believably) strong and committed. I also appreciated Joe Morton this time out a lot. He’s a character actor I’ve always liked (he’s great in Speed), but I really took to how he plays Miles Dyson as a guy who isn’t Dr. Frankenstein but instead someone so caught up in his gifts that he doesn’t completely understand the long-lasting effect of his work. I can imagine so many movies portraying Dyson as a man who wants to play G-D or sabotaging the Connors/T-800’s mission and it’s so refreshing that it’s not that in T2. I also love seeing a tentpole from 1991 and admiring how it has just enough action beats to satisfy before overstaying its welcome. If T2 was a 2017 release, I can just imagine the T-1000 emerging from the hot steel as some sort of fire monster. Thank goodness that didn’t happen.
Adam: The Hitman’s Bodyguard 2: Judgment Day #NoWalkouts
Rob: I think even I would have to allow a walkout on that one. Overall, though, this was a good experience. Given how the Terminator franchise has grown into this bizarre, grotesque mess, it's nice to be reminded how solid its foundation actually is. Also, The Sarah Connor Chronicles is underrated. Check it out. What are we covering next week?
Adam: We’re going to have a special edition of Reserved Seating where we each cover ten movies we want to watch for the first time during Scary Movie Month 2017! I’ve got stacks on stacks. Until next time…
Rob: These seats are reserved.
My favorite part was when Cameron digitally replaced all of the sunglasses with Real-D 3D glasses.ReplyDelete
This is a great jokeDelete
So is "I need your clothes, your boots and your answers"!Delete
It doesn't look as though the release is coming to the SF Drafthouse, so I'm not sure I'll be seeing it after all. As much as I love the movie, I'm not sure I'm in the mood to shell out big theater bucks for such an intense, grim, and familiar show at the local AMC, with its 25 minutes of previews and all that...
Doesn't look like it's playing here either. Unless the run only lasted a week.Delete
I wasn't sure whether I was making up/imagining the stuntman face replacement thing so I'm glad to read this. The 3D was useless and garbage, but I loved finally seeing this on the big screen.ReplyDelete
I actually never noticed the stuntman, being totally entranced with the awesomeness of the jump. There are times to eshrew criticism and just sink into movie magic,,!Delete
Is eshrew a word? Linguists, what is the word I meant to use?Delete
You added an extra R. Eschew is a word. It means to deliberately avoid using; abstain from. Seems like what you were going for. :)Delete
And I guess also forgot the C, haha. Oops. It's all good.Delete
Yeah, that's the word. Thanks!Delete
I feel a special connection to this column this week because, when I saw this recently, I was playing the role of Rob DC in that I was seated next to Adam Riske in a reserved seat. And also in that I was thinking of how well this one still holds up on a big screen with an audience!ReplyDelete
One way in which RDC and I differ is that I legitimately feel sorry for the thousands of 1991-era (era) child actors throughout the greater Los Angeles area who got cheated out of the chance to do a better job than Edward Furlong. I wonder if they just cast a physical type ("I want a punky little bad boy we can still get onto the cover of Tiger Beat!") without ever having him do a line reading. Sorry, he's just... not good in this. #TeamCooksey
I'm also really glad you both love Sarah Connor -- Linda Hamilton gets better every time I see her in T2. And I still remember the moment back in 1991, seeing this (probably release weekend) in a theatre, when I first saw Sarah doing pull-ups in her cell -- and marveling at how she'd grown the character, and grown into the character, in the years since T1, when we weren't even looking. Her characterization gives the movie an immediate sense of urgency. Is it weird that, sometimes when my own kid was still young, I would ask myself as a mom "well, what would Sarah Connor do?" (Which I guess is why my yard is full of buried machine guns.)
1991-pull ups in her cellDelete
2017-pulls up her cell
I make absolutely no case for Edward Furlong other than "Eh! I'm used to it, so it's okay!"Delete
On the Sarah Connor front: Totally agree about the character reveal. One of the things I tried to do on this viewing was look at the film as if it was my first time, and I noticed how brilliantly Cameron and Hamilton play that first reveal of Sarah in the institution. You see how far she's come since '84 and - had I been adult when I first saw T2 - I would have been floored by her transformation. It's so great.
The hospital scenes in the movie are my favorite bit. She so bad ass and hot. I love the weird way she runs through the hospital corridors.Delete
Maybe it's not that weird? In other words, is there a normal way to run through a hospital corridor? :-)Delete
She runs like a dancer or a gymnast or something - it's weird but good weird.Delete
I just got back from this and it was a fun new way to see it but sadly I feel like it might've been a bit like Riske's FTM Fest experience. Maybe it's because I was watching it through the eyes of a mostly younger crowd but some of the lighter moments felt a little cornier to me than usual. And I used to be Team Rob on Eddy Furlong's performance but I really noticed his shortcomings this time around. Even the thumbs up at the end that used to feel so perfect almost had me rolling my eyes. Maybe I've just become too cynical in the past couple years. I blame Trump. Sad!
It'll still always be a movie I love and that means a lot to me, I just think we need to have a little break (it's not you it's me?) - I'll watch it again with my kid when the time is right (10ish?) and I bet it'll have its shine back.
She runs like it's 3:45pm on a Friday and you're trying to leave work but then your boss turns the corner and foils your plan.Delete
She's running as fast as she can while still being able to hear anyone coming around a corner, and while retaining the ability to stop and fight almost immediately without losing her balance. It's not weird, it's tactical. ;)Delete
Hey, when you're someone who runs like a linebacker wearing cement cleats it looks weird, okay?! :PDelete
I'd also add to the chorus of Linda Hamilton's performance being even more noticeably awesome on this watch - it's more her movie than I realized before.