by Patrick Bromley
We're just under a month away from the release of Avengers: Infinity War, which means Marvel and Disney are now making their massive marketing push for what is both a surefire hit and a massive gamble. Whether the Russo brothers stick the landing or the movie is an overstuffed mess -- I remain incredibly skeptical at this point -- Infinity War may be the new best example of a time capsule movie we're going to get. Good or bad, this is the movie that represents where Hollywood filmmaking is at more than any other. This is what the current system hath wrought.
I'm not saying this entirely as a negative, of course. I have generally enjoyed the Marvel movies and the comic book reading kid in me is still excited to see all of these characters share the screen. Of course I want it to be good. If it is, I'm not sure what the impact will be on Hollywood, because Marvel has built something that no other studio can touch right now -- though not for lack of trying. Most big budget franchise films are still playing catch-up to the original Avengers, previously the record holder for Hollywood's biggest gamble. Infinity War has lapped other franchises (or pontential franchises) so many times in terms of scope, scale, and ambition that there really isn't anything remotely comparable. For fans of these movies, it's reason to celebrate. For everyone else, it's a pretty big nail in the movie coffin.
This is where we're at, though, and that's what's got me thinking about time capsule movies. Everyone probably has a different definition of what time capsule movies, just as everyone has different examples of what movies they think belong in the time capsule. I would love to say that only great movies should be placed in the time capsule to be discovered 100 or 1,000 years from now by our alien robot overlords, but those aren't the only movies that tell the story of the current landscape. Besides, the great movies will stand the test of time without need for a time capsule. Get Out is so of its moment that it ought to be a time capsule movie, but horror fans are still going to be watching Get Out in 50 years. And if history has taught us anything at all, it's going to be just as relevant then as it is now. Fuck, now I'm depressed. Well, you know...more depressed.
I know there a plenty of people who enjoyed Justice League, so it's not my intent to tell them they're wrong. But it's a movie that exists only because some rights holders willed it into being. There's no real story to tell, no desire to execute a creative vision, no point of view towards the material or the characters. It purely goes through the motions of uniting some beloved superheroes on screen because that's what other studios have found success doing and because there are Aquaman and Flash movies to be made. The few creative decisions that are actually executed in the film are really just course correction, like trying to add a little levity or lighten Snyder's grimdark aesthetic or make Superman more heroic. The film itself is wall-to-wall green screen and CGI nonsense: a movie where nothing real exists and which can be manipulated and overhauled from the time the trailer premieres until it opens up in theaters. Everything is pasted over in post-production, and not all of it is for reasons like Henry Cavill being forbidden to shave his mustache for reshoots. The entirety of Justice League feels like it was assembled by committee and by no one at the same time. It's overly busy but totally dull, expensive but tacky, a major event movie that is a total non-event. It's the pinnacle of the current bullshit model.
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword and The Mummy, the latter of which existed solely to launch Universal's Dark Universe before it totally sucked and underperformed, at which point Universal announced that it would not be going forward with its new "shared universe," two words I would prefer to never hear again in the same sentence. These are time capsule movies, too, because they are such naked attempts at starting new franchises using recognizable characters, both of which fail spectacularly at both starting franchises and at being movies. At least Justice League is part of an actual ongoing franchise, even if it is the DCEU and has produced roughly 1.25 good movies. Throw in a bunch of pre-vis CGI set pieces and a total disregard for narrative structure, characterization or coherent visual language and you have in King Arthur and The Mummy the perfect time capsule movies for 2018. They're all movies I wouldn't ever want to try sitting through again, but I also think they're fairly necessary to understand the state of modern moviemaking.
Jurassic World is any good, but Independence Day: Resurgence is a much better example of a legacy sequel made years after the fact to go into the time capsule because it features so many more hallmarks of shitty blockbuster filmmaking in the modern age: bad green screen work, pointless fan service, pandering international casting, shameless product placement. Don't get me wrong; Jurassic World has some of this stuff, too, but not to the degree of ID:R. Both movies are bad, but only one of them feels like the death of cinema.
I don't want to fill the time capsule with just bad movies. Let's stick some good movies in there, too. What should go in and and why?
Interesting article. Heaven's Gate comes to mind while reading it. Not only for the movie, but its production that ended up changing a lot of things in hollywood and marking the end of the golden ageReplyDelete
I actually think Bright would be a perfect time capsule movie. The movie itself is whatever, but the behemoth that is Netflix and the effect of streaming on cinema is going to be a defining event over the next decade. Bright is kind of the flashpoint for that. You could also put Okja in there just so the future doesn't think that all streaming movies were garbage ;)ReplyDelete
The Expendables franchise I think is time capsule worthy, really the death knell of theatrical action star vehicles, but none of them are I would say bad. It's kind of like a funeral where you remember all the good times while people say brutally cliched and meaningless things that you've heard before.ReplyDelete
Action is still alive in low budget form and there are still smallet stars, but even John Wick I think is an outlier, or maybe it's just the perfection of the super-assassin specialist against the world genre that will always exist. Or maybe it's just Keanu.
Oh and I think the fast furious franchise is a different category than action star vehicles. Fast 5 and 6 could also be time capsule material.Delete
The Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight trilogy is almost too obvious for inclusion, no?ReplyDelete
I'd like to nominate United 93. I watched a few minutes of it the other day and was struck that no one had cell phones, and the seats had no TVs. It was only through the ruse of fake bombs that the hijackers were able to control the passengers as long as they did; once the passengers figured out what was really going on, via the in-seat phones, well... we know what happened next. (Zero Dark Thirty tried for similar timelessness, but I maintain that movie is narratively incoherent - it's too determined to be historical to provide the dramatic tissue that was either classified or not exactly true, and ends up being a two-hour mess followed by an action sequence that has very little to do with the protagonist.) United 93 is agonizing to watch, but in terms of its aims, it's perfect.
Also, it may be that the fiasco of the 2016 election makes Spielberg's Lincoln even more relevant to the 2010s than it was at its release, profiling a wise and calm leader whose administration ended in disaster.
I'm not sure which movie would best encapsulate it, but surely we must include a movie that represents the current trend of pop culture nostalgia (particularly from the 80's) which seems to be seeping into every movie these days.ReplyDelete
I'd suggest Ready Player One, because it might just be pop nostalgia on meth. But I just saw it today, and it's still very fresh, so I'm still sorting it out in my head. There are probably better choices.
How about Hot Rod? Hot Rod is an excellent answer to pretty much any question. And, to your point, it marries 80s nostalgia with contemporary Lonely Island humor. Actually, now that I think of it, Popstar might be an even more apt time capsule choice, this being a Bieber decade and all, but I've nevertheless got to vote my heart, and my heart is Hot Rod all the way.Delete
Just playing a bit on the time capsule idea, what would be a good double feature? Meaning a great double bill that spanned decades but shared direct and timeless influence.ReplyDelete
I first thought of Blade double billed with Deadpool, Metropolis billed with Dark City, Peeping Tom billed with Henry:Portrait of a serial killer, Orgy Of The Dead billed with the Brando Island Of Dr Moreau, and His Girl Friday with While You Were Sleeping. I'm sure these are flawed examples and there's a thousand better ones, but what are they?
War movies seem to fit this pretty well but ends up being too serious of a discussion. -- even for me, a history major, but thats because it ends up being more of a social study than a historical one. American Sniper with the jingoism and soldier worship, along with Sergeant York from many decades prior. Apocalypse Now on the other side.ReplyDelete