At some point during last month’s Junesploitation orgy, I discovered that I had never seen the final entry in AIP’s famous “Beach Party” series, The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini. (I had seen previous entry How To Stuff A Wild Bikini dozens of times, and I guess my boozy brain just conflated the two films for many decades.) I discovered that I did not own The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini, but it is available to stream on Amazon Prime and to rent on iTunes for anyone with $3.99 to spare. And finally, I discovered my love for the “Beach Party” films has limits.
Fortunately, the beach party gang arrives to use the mansion’s pool and throw a monkey wrench into Ripper’s plans. Nancy Sinatra and the Bobby Fuller Four show up and perform. Dim-witted motorcycle gang leader Eric Von Zipper (Harvey Lembeck) stops by with his “Rat Pack” to create mayhem. Some other stuff happens and it’s all very confusing and ends with a woman tied to a log.
Beach Blanket Bingo featured a climax in which a beautiful young lady is tied to a big log about to be cut in two by an enormous buzz saw; GitIB features a climax… in which a beautiful young lady is tied to a big log about to be cut in two by an enormous buzz saw. Bikini Beach featured a guy in an ape suit playing a chimp named Clyde; GitIB features a guy in an ape suit playing a gorilla named Monstro. Buster Keaton had played an outrageous Native American stereotype, “Chief Rotten Eagle,” in Pajama Party (and a witch doctor named “Bwana” in How To Stuff A Wild Bikini) and was slated to play a similar stereotype, “Chicken Feather,” in GitIB; he got out of the deal by dying before production began. (Benny Rubin plays the cringe-worthy character in GitIB.) The Supremes had recorded the title song for Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine and were slated to appear in GitIB, but a scheduling problem prevented that. Nancy Sinatra appears instead.
Part of the film’s incoherence may lie in the fact that, once the film proper was finished, AIP went back for reshoots that added the Boris Karloff and Ghost characters, and then edited the new storyline into the film, including every appearance by the title ghost. Imagine if Christopher Nolan had decided to film everything with the Joker only after finishing the rest of The Dark Knight… and then went back and edited him in. Gadzooks!
Boy, did AIP grind them out. Roger Corman’s famous Poe series comprises eight films made in only six years. The “Beach Party” franchise comprises ten films made in only three years: Beach Party in 1963; Muscle Beach Party, Bikini Beach, and Pajama Party in 1964; Beach Blanket Bingo, Ski Party, How to Stuff a Wild Bikini, Sergeant Deadhead, and Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine in 1965; and Ghost in the Invisible Bikini in 1966*. Whew!
(Kind of fun to see the old AIP “Beach Party” gears churning, but by 1966 the series was running on fumes.)
(Not scary at all—it’s as if the screenwriters and filmmakers had never been scared in their whole lives and were relying on third-party accounts from people who saw other people being barely scared in movies.)
(A couple good throwaway gags and one stunt that was later used as stock footage in other AIP films.)
* Although AIP’s Fireball 500 features Frankie Avalon, Annette Funicello, and Harvey Lembeck—and Thunder Alley features Annette and Fabian—I do not consider them part of the “Beach Party” series. MY WORD ON THIS IS FINAL.