BLOOD RAGE (1987, 82 min.) on Amazon Prime with the FTM Commentary Track.Louise Lasser, gift that keeps on giving.
Frank Henenlotter's BAD BIOLOGY (2008, 84 min.) on ConTV for the first time.Irrefutable proof "Basket Case" was luky fluke.orIf "Frankenhooker" was too cerebral and thoughtful...
The Spierig Brothers' DAYBREAKERS (2009, 98 min.) on Hulu for the first time."Elvis" hosts "Top Gear" in 2019, right?orDodgy CG notwithstanding, best find of #SMM.
Get Out (2017, Dir. Jordan Peele)Stephen's at the Root of this evil.
IT (2017)In my day, slow clowns were scary.
That is quite funny.
Cube Zero (2004)Chessman v. Brainboy: Dawn of Square Cribs
Cube 2: Hypercube (2002)The best way to die, simultaneous orgasm.
Cube (1997)Why did I watch this series backwards?
Curse of the Werewolf (1961)A normal night out for Oliver Reed.
The Haunting of Hill House (2018)HGTV couple way too dedicated to renovation
Psycho II (1983)The best way... is with a shovel.
Lifeforce (1985)Naked space vampires need I say more.
Apostle (2018) Downton Abbey sure took a dark turn.
Don’t Look Now (1973) Just maybe the color red is significant?
Hereditary (2018)"Her head it tore easy...real easy."
Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story (2015) Still no clue what “Marble Hornets” are.
Apostle (2018)That's one way to use a drill.
OrHello to a favourite horror of 2018
House on Haunted Hill (1959)Those adorable gun-toting coffins. Mad props!
HALLOWEEN 2019 Not your sister... an ACTIVIA nightmare BITCH!
Demon Wind (1990)Missed opportunity for White Castle tie-in.
HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS (1989)I want one day in Pleasance's mind.
Wishmaster (1997)To paraphrase Charlie Sheen ‘I am djinning’
DOGS (1976)Man's Best Friend From U.N.C.L.E.
Best review of the year for me right here.
Citadel (2012)Too broken now to write funny review
STARRY EYES (2014)Alex Essoe AND Fabianne Therese...casting perfection!
The Fog (1980)Polite ghost lepers knock before murdering you.
Just because you are undead doesn't mean you are not civilized!
The Corpse of Anna Fritz (El cadáver de Anna Fritz) (2015, dir. Hèctor Hernández Vicens)Sex with the living? That's just disgusting!
Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982, dir. Steve Miner)One-dimentional characters, three-dimensional effects. It evens out.
SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA (1989)Wow! That sure was an entertaining...title.
Habit (1996)I hear blood makes a good lubricant.
Antichrist (2009)Hostel meets Audition meets Fantastic Mr. Fox
Apostle (2018)Dan Stevens dreamy blue eyes get bloody
Wish Upon (2017)This movie wishes it was Final Destination OrWhat’s the point making wishes without Divoff
All Hallows' Eve (2013)Always check your children's candy. *honk honk*
I know this barely qualifies, but I think it's appropriate for Halloween. Ghostbusters (1984)Low effort Murray equals better comedy movieorWalter Peck, the hero we don't deserve
The Black Cat (1934)Pre code Lugosi, Karloff pairing kicks ass.
A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014)My friend Angie: Good at double features.
Hell House LLC (2016) Rockumentary your mockumentary with lots of shlockumentary.
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Miss Osbourne (1981)Ok, that's the least relaxing bath ever.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)Maybe the best looking movie ever made
Mother of Tears (2007, dir. Dario Argento)Still one of my least favorite Argentos.
Satan's Little Helper (2004, dir. Jeff Lieberman)Love Lieberman, but still don't love this.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)More hackwork than all Michael’s murders combined.
Halloween 2 (1981)Enjoyed it, but where’s the white horse?
Tales from the Crypt (1972)Best green screen fall in movie history
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WNUF Halloween Special (2013)I wish I was alive in the 80s.
The Kiss of the Vampire (1963) Nothing good ever happens at masquerade balls.
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)Well, it's certainly not Death to Smoochy
The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave (1972)Aristocrat mourns dead wife with murder therapy
Dracula (1958): "Dear Diary: Thrinder date was a drag." or Van Helsing also handy with drywall installation.
The People Under the Stairs (1991)Big Ed finally snapped over silent draperunners.
Apostle (2018)Not a "boring" movie, certainly not "empty-headed".
The Prowler (1981)Wyle: Tom Savini.Barrymore: *sighs* I know.
Hereditary (2018)Amateur bird surgeon plays telephone, Gabriel Byrnes.
The Tomb of Ligeia (1965, dir. Roger Corman)I need Price and Shepherd to bone.
Night of the Lepus(1972) Giant bloodthirsty rabbits....oh look so cuddly!
Halloween (1978) Dir. John CarpenterMichael Myers really disappoints his whole family.
Silent Hill (2006)Home of the only West Virginia Portillos.
It Stains the Sands Red (2016)Zombies, the metaphor that keeps on giving
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992): Better Oldman transformation? Probably Lost in Space.
Apostle (2018): Unrelentingly grim to the point of boredom.Haunters: the Art of the Scare (2017): Great doc; Russ McKamey is a psychopath.
Jigsaw (2017)I..uh, I..ugh, was that necessary?!
Black Sunday (1960)Witch powers from Satan should be better...
Phantasm (1979)...because alien slavers crave graveyard sex, too...(This was my first viewing; saw it at my local indy theater with a crowd of about fifteen)
Martha Marcy May Marlene (2011) What is it with horror and lakes?
Child's Play 2 (1990)Bet Beef wishes this was drug real
The Howling (1981) (first time viewing)Elliot’s mom had a bad few years.
The Strangers (2008)How is this movie ten years old?
Apostle (2018, dir. Gareth Evans)Movie has so much energy it's exploding.
Halloween H20Buy one mask, get two more...free!
Village of the Damned (1995)On second thought, I don’t want kids.
Shaun of the Dead (2004)My bad day was made much better.
Asylum (1972, dir. Roy Ward Baker)Disembodied hand on your face? AX IT.
Troll 2 (1990)I've been making popcorn wrong all along.
The Howling (1981): Movie reportedly caused national air bladder shortage
Carrie (1976)Chris had a future as a ventriloquist.
My Bloody Valentine (2009)The coal industry is back...WITHA VENGEANCE!
THE HOUSE ON SKULL MOUNTAIN (1974)Liked the house, film not so much.OrWatch Sugar Hill for cheesy 1974 voodoo.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)Part 4: Danielle Harris vs. Corey Feldman.
Saw II (2005)Like finding a key in a needlestack.
...best twist ending of the series, though...
The Texas Chainsaw 2 (1986)Kick-ass final girl. That a Stretch.
Halloween (1978) We REALLY need to talk about Michael
Welcome Home Brother Charles (1975)Oops, this wasn’t really horrOH MY GOD!
Demon Wind (1990)Guy turns into Jay Mohr-looking Demon.
The Shining (1980)The best revenge is served ice cold
Halloween 5: Revenge of Michael MyersWe'll finish later, crap it's opening weekend.
The Fly (1986)Goldblum less creepy as a humam fly.