Tuesday, October 16, 2018

2018 Scary Movie Challenge Day 16


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  1. BLOOD RAGE (1987, 82 min.) on Amazon Prime with the FTM Commentary Track.

    Louise Lasser, gift that keeps on giving.

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  2. Frank Henenlotter's BAD BIOLOGY (2008, 84 min.) on ConTV for the first time.

    Irrefutable proof "Basket Case" was luky fluke.

    or

    If "Frankenhooker" was too cerebral and thoughtful...

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  3. The Spierig Brothers' DAYBREAKERS (2009, 98 min.) on Hulu for the first time.

    "Elvis" hosts "Top Gear" in 2019, right?

    or

    Dodgy CG notwithstanding, best find of #SMM.

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  4. Get Out (2017, Dir. Jordan Peele)

    Stephen's at the Root of this evil.

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  5. IT (2017)

    In my day, slow clowns were scary.

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  6. Cube Zero (2004)

    Chessman v. Brainboy: Dawn of Square Cribs

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  7. Cube 2: Hypercube (2002)

    The best way to die, simultaneous orgasm.

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  8. Cube (1997)

    Why did I watch this series backwards?

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  9. Curse of the Werewolf (1961)

    A normal night out for Oliver Reed.

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  10. The Haunting of Hill House (2018)

    HGTV couple way too dedicated to renovation

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  11. Psycho II (1983)

    The best way... is with a shovel.

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  12. Lifeforce (1985)

    Naked space vampires need I say more.

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  13. Apostle (2018)

    Downton Abbey sure took a dark turn.

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  14. Don’t Look Now (1973)

    Just maybe the color red is significant?

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  15. Hereditary (2018)
    "Her head it tore easy...real easy."

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  16. Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story (2015)

    Still no clue what “Marble Hornets” are.

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  17. Apostle (2018)

    That's one way to use a drill.

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  18. House on Haunted Hill (1959)

    Those adorable gun-toting coffins. Mad props!

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  19. HALLOWEEN 2019

    Not your sister... an ACTIVIA nightmare BITCH!

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  20. Demon Wind (1990)

    Missed opportunity for White Castle tie-in.

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  21. HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS (1989)

    I want one day in Pleasance's mind.

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  22. Wishmaster (1997)

    To paraphrase Charlie Sheen ‘I am djinning’

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  23. DOGS (1976)

    Man's Best Friend From U.N.C.L.E.

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  24. Citadel (2012)
    Too broken now to write funny review

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  25. STARRY EYES (2014)

    Alex Essoe AND Fabianne Therese...casting perfection!

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  26. The Fog (1980)

    Polite ghost lepers knock before murdering you.

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  27. The Corpse of Anna Fritz (El cadáver de Anna Fritz) (2015, dir. Hèctor Hernández Vicens)

    Sex with the living? That's just disgusting!

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  28. Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982, dir. Steve Miner)

    One-dimentional characters, three-dimensional effects. It evens out.

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  29. SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA (1989)

    Wow! That sure was an entertaining...title.

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  30. Habit (1996)

    I hear blood makes a good lubricant.

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  31. Antichrist (2009)

    Hostel meets Audition meets Fantastic Mr. Fox

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  32. Apostle (2018)

    Dan Stevens dreamy blue eyes get bloody

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  33. Wish Upon (2017)

    This movie wishes it was Final Destination

    Or

    What’s the point making wishes without Divoff

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  34. All Hallows' Eve (2013)

    Always check your children's candy. *honk honk*

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  35. I know this barely qualifies, but I think it's appropriate for Halloween.

    Ghostbusters (1984)

    Low effort Murray equals better comedy movie

    or

    Walter Peck, the hero we don't deserve

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  36. The Black Cat (1934)

    Pre code Lugosi, Karloff pairing kicks ass.

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  37. A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014)

    My friend Angie: Good at double features.

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  38. Hell House LLC (2016)

    Rockumentary your mockumentary with lots of shlockumentary.

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  39. The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Miss Osbourne (1981)

    Ok, that's the least relaxing bath ever.

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  40. Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

    Maybe the best looking movie ever made

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  41. Mother of Tears (2007, dir. Dario Argento)
    Still one of my least favorite Argentos.

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  42. Satan's Little Helper (2004, dir. Jeff Lieberman)
    Love Lieberman, but still don't love this.

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  43. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

    More hackwork than all Michael’s murders combined.

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  44. Halloween 2 (1981)

    Enjoyed it, but where’s the white horse?

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  45. Tales from the Crypt (1972)

    Best green screen fall in movie history

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  47. WNUF Halloween Special (2013)

    I wish I was alive in the 80s.

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  48. The Kiss of the Vampire (1963)

    Nothing good ever happens at masquerade balls.

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  49. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

    Well, it's certainly not Death to Smoochy

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  50. The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave (1972)

    Aristocrat mourns dead wife with murder therapy

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  51. Dracula (1958):

    "Dear Diary: Thrinder date was a drag."

    or

    Van Helsing also handy with drywall installation.

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  52. The People Under the Stairs (1991)

    Big Ed finally snapped over silent draperunners.

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  53. Apostle (2018)

    Not a "boring" movie, certainly not "empty-headed".

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  54. The Prowler (1981)

    Wyle: Tom Savini.
    Barrymore: *sighs* I know.

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  55. Hereditary (2018)

    Amateur bird surgeon plays telephone, Gabriel Byrnes.

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  57. The Tomb of Ligeia (1965, dir. Roger Corman)

    I need Price and Shepherd to bone.

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  58. Night of the Lepus(1972) Giant bloodthirsty rabbits....oh look so cuddly!

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  59. Halloween (1978) Dir. John Carpenter

    Michael Myers really disappoints his whole family.

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  60. Silent Hill (2006)

    Home of the only West Virginia Portillos.

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  61. It Stains the Sands Red (2016)

    Zombies, the metaphor that keeps on giving

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  62. Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992):

    Better Oldman transformation? Probably Lost in Space.

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  63. Apostle (2018): Unrelentingly grim to the point of boredom.

    Haunters: the Art of the Scare (2017): Great doc; Russ McKamey is a psychopath.

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  64. Jigsaw (2017)

    I..uh, I..ugh, was that necessary?!

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  65. Black Sunday (1960)

    Witch powers from Satan should be better...

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  66. Phantasm (1979)

    ...because alien slavers crave graveyard sex, too...



    (This was my first viewing; saw it at my local indy theater with a crowd of about fifteen)

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  67. Martha Marcy May Marlene (2011)

    What is it with horror and lakes?

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  68. Child's Play 2 (1990)

    Bet Beef wishes this was drug real

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  69. The Howling (1981) (first time viewing)

    Elliot’s mom had a bad few years.

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  70. The Strangers (2008)

    How is this movie ten years old?

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  71. Apostle (2018, dir. Gareth Evans)

    Movie has so much energy it's exploding.

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  72. Halloween H20

    Buy one mask, get two more...free!

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  73. Village of the Damned (1995)

    On second thought, I don’t want kids.

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  74. Shaun of the Dead (2004)

    My bad day was made much better.

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  75. Asylum (1972, dir. Roy Ward Baker)

    Disembodied hand on your face? AX IT.

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  76. Troll 2 (1990)
    I've been making popcorn wrong all along.

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  77. The Howling (1981): Movie reportedly caused national air bladder shortage

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  78. Carrie (1976)
    Chris had a future as a ventriloquist.

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  79. My Bloody Valentine (2009)

    The coal industry is back...WITHA VENGEANCE!

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  80. THE HOUSE ON SKULL MOUNTAIN (1974)

    Liked the house, film not so much.
    Or
    Watch Sugar Hill for cheesy 1974 voodoo.

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  81. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

    Part 4: Danielle Harris vs. Corey Feldman.

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  82. Saw II (2005)

    Like finding a key in a needlestack.

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  83. The Texas Chainsaw 2 (1986)

    Kick-ass final girl. That a Stretch.

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  84. Halloween (1978)

    We REALLY need to talk about Michael

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  85. Welcome Home Brother Charles (1975)

    Oops, this wasn’t really horrOH MY GOD!

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  86. Demon Wind (1990)
    Guy turns into Jay Mohr-looking Demon.

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  87. The Shining (1980)
    The best revenge is served ice cold

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  88. Halloween 5: Revenge of Michael Myers

    We'll finish later, crap it's opening weekend.

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  89. The Fly (1986)

    Goldblum less creepy as a humam fly.

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