Les Vampires (2018) Started three days ago - that's the horror.*
*Yeah, I fucked up on this one. It's not really a horror movie, I got tricked - yet it's very long and I wanted to make something out of it. ´Now you have to live with my unfitting 7-Word-Review.
George A. Romero's DIARY OF THE DEAD (2007, 95 min.) on DVD.
ReplyDeleteIf pretentiousness was water, this'd drown me!
Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi's WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014, 86 min.) on Amazon Prime.
ReplyDeleteForgot to change batteries in remote? SHAME!!!
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Petyr's my spirit animal. Stu's da man!
The Haunting Of Hill House (2018)
ReplyDelete*sniffle* those aren’t tears just ghost sweats...
Rawhead Rex (1986)
ReplyDeleteDepiction of Irish Priests takes the piss
Jaws 1975
ReplyDeleteSomething something need a bigger something something.
Scream 4 (2011)
ReplyDeleteSave the cheerleader, it is so meta.
Puppet Master – the littlest Reich (2018)
ReplyDeleteSure zombie demon go get your luger.
Twixt 2011 (found dvd on street last year with Zombie's Halloween 1 and 2)
ReplyDeleteTwixt turgid, torpor, temerity...'tis Tal Tilmer
DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE (1941)
ReplyDeleteWanna be a real asshole...drink this!
Hostel: Part II (2007, Dir. Eli Roth)
ReplyDeleteSad but inevitable end for Dawn Wiener.
White Zombie (1932)
ReplyDeleteYou could just hire a piano player.
Waxwork (1988)
ReplyDeleteLike The Lake House, but wth wax.
As Above So Below (2014)
ReplyDeleteLike The Goonies, if they all died.
Hell House LLC (2015)
ReplyDeleteHotel infested with bed bugs, demon clowns.
Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel
ReplyDeleteSorry, we're all out of pink champagne.
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteWould trade body count for more creeping.
Psycho (1960)
ReplyDeleteSelfish jerk with air conditioning gets comeuppance.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988, dir. Renny Harlin)
ReplyDeleteThe whole bloody affair! Really great to
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989, dir. Stephen Hopkins)
ReplyDeletewatch these as the epic Alice saga.
The Witch (2015)
ReplyDelete"Breast just to leave those be Caleb."
She Rises (2016)
ReplyDeleteThe most annoying film of the year.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
ReplyDeleteMichael Myers dies like a 30's gangster.
Gothic (1986)
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else find eye nipples arousing?
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteInto Darkness-like Khan name switch moment?
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
ReplyDeleteI do miss late 90s dutch angles
Lady Psycho Killer (2015)
ReplyDeleteGood! Even with actors who cheapen films.
Carrie (1976):
ReplyDeleteI‘m really sorry they humiliated you, Cassie!
Hush (2016)
ReplyDeleteThis should be the NRA's promotional material.
Onibaba (1964)
ReplyDeleteMaybe we should place a sign here?
Kuroneko (1968)
ReplyDeleteThese cats are out hunting for dogs.
The Haunted Mansion (2003)
ReplyDeleteOnce had Outback Steakhouse then saw this
Malevolence 3: Killer (2018)
ReplyDeleteTrilogy over 15 years - same director. Amazing!
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
ReplyDeleteStar Magic Jackson Junior: a true hero.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x01l_jMhjVM)
Raising Cain (1992)
ReplyDeleteI would rather raise Arizona than Cain
The Witch (2015)
ReplyDeleteAnother compelling reason not to have kids.
The Mummy (1932)
ReplyDeleteHe was buried alive for you! #ungrateful
The Haunting of Hill House (2018-Netflix)
ReplyDeleteOops. Sorry... This is a TV show.
Les Vampires (2018)
ReplyDeleteStarted three days ago - that's the horror.*
*Yeah, I fucked up on this one. It's not really a horror movie, I got tricked - yet it's very long and I wanted to make something out of it. ´Now you have to live with my unfitting 7-Word-Review.
AH FUCK - it's 1915 of course...
DeleteHalloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteDr. Sartain's diet really worked out well.
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SAY SOMETHING - SAY SOMETHING - SAY... - 'nuff said!
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Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Stick Around"; "What a hothead!"
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A better empowerment movie than Practical Magic*.
*Only in here because Alejandra stated that she liked the generation aspect of witch movies.
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988) Dir. Wes Craven
ReplyDeleteNext... A Very Special "Ow! My Balls!"
Hocus Pocus (1993)
ReplyDeleteGirls like Allison don't call YOU, schmuck!
The House by the Cemetery (1981)
ReplyDeletePeople never check cellars before buying houses?
The Masque of the Red Death (1964)
ReplyDeleteSo, the kid he saved died anyway?
The Black Cat (1934)
ReplyDeleteNo jokes. It's terrific. Just watch it.
The Wolf Man (1941)
ReplyDeleteThese villagers sure fuckin' love their poems.
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
ReplyDelete18 year old me still LOVES this
Onibaba(1964)
ReplyDeleteOccasional pity shtup could have solved this.
Don't Breathe (2016)
ReplyDeleteHugh Jackman taking Wolvine closure bit difficult.
The Boy (2016)
ReplyDeleteChristmas 2018: "Homemade" Neck-bearded Cabbage Patch Kid!
Rocky Horror Live (2015 BBC version)
ReplyDeleteHe was a lowdown cheap little punk.
Jigoku(1960)
ReplyDeleteEveryone goes to Hell...innocent or not.
Serpent and The Rainbow
ReplyDeleteStop it...or I’ll bury you alive...
Swamp Thing (1982, dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteOh, this is when my puberty started.
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DeleteOMG! Ray Wise was the swamp thing?!?!
What We Do In the Shadows (2014)
ReplyDeletePart Underworld, part Twilight, part something good.
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948, dir. Charles Barton)
ReplyDeleteGood god, more Lugosi Dracula films PLEASE.
Black Sunday (1960)
ReplyDeleteWait a second... Witch day is it?
Dark Waters (1993)
ReplyDeleteNo fun, but there’s plenty of nun.
Curse of the Faceless Man (1958)
ReplyDeleteIt’s like if Daredevil was from Pompeii.
Death Valley (1982)
ReplyDeleteWell there’s some death, not much Valley
Unfriended: Dark Web
ReplyDeleteThe most uplifting movie of the year.
Jacob's Ladder (1990)
ReplyDeleteEnough shirtless Tim Robbins to last forever.
Wolf Cop (2014)
ReplyDeleteObvious Wolf cock jokes aside, LIQUOR DONUTS!
The Fog (2005)
ReplyDeleteWhy did I do that to myself?
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteOK that’s what I was looking for.
Se7en (1995)
ReplyDeleteJohn Doe channeled his inner Kevin Spacey...
Friday the 13th Part VI : Jason Lives
ReplyDeleteEven with the goofiness, it's still great!
Apostle (2018)
ReplyDeleteCults can really screw with your head.
Haha!! Nice!
DeleteMVP Most Valuable Post
DeleteHalloween H20:
ReplyDeleteAllan Parrish and Josh Harnett aren't friends.
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteSomebody tell that janitor to go home
Murder Party (2007)
ReplyDeleteStill better than parties I've been to.