Friday, October 26, 2018

2018 Scary Movie Challenge Day 26


74 comments:

  1. George A. Romero's DIARY OF THE DEAD (2007, 95 min.) on DVD.

    If pretentiousness was water, this'd drown me!

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  2. Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi's WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014, 86 min.) on Amazon Prime.

    Forgot to change batteries in remote? SHAME!!!

    or

    Petyr's my spirit animal. Stu's da man!

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  3. The Haunting Of Hill House (2018)

    *sniffle* those aren’t tears just ghost sweats...

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  4. Rawhead Rex (1986)

    Depiction of Irish Priests takes the piss

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  5. Jaws 1975

    Something something need a bigger something something.

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  6. Scream 4 (2011)

    Save the cheerleader, it is so meta.

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  7. Puppet Master – the littlest Reich (2018)

    Sure zombie demon go get your luger.

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  8. Twixt 2011 (found dvd on street last year with Zombie's Halloween 1 and 2)

    Twixt turgid, torpor, temerity...'tis Tal Tilmer

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  9. DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE (1941)

    Wanna be a real asshole...drink this!

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  10. Hostel: Part II (2007, Dir. Eli Roth)

    Sad but inevitable end for Dawn Wiener.

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  11. White Zombie (1932)

    You could just hire a piano player.

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  12. Waxwork (1988)

    Like The Lake House, but wth wax.

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  13. As Above So Below (2014)

    Like The Goonies, if they all died.

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  14. Hell House LLC (2015)

    Hotel infested with bed bugs, demon clowns.

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  15. Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel

    Sorry, we're all out of pink champagne.

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  16. Halloween (2018)

    Would trade body count for more creeping.

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  17. Psycho (1960)

    Selfish jerk with air conditioning gets comeuppance.

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  18. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988, dir. Renny Harlin)

    The whole bloody affair! Really great to

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  19. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989, dir. Stephen Hopkins)

    watch these as the epic Alice saga.

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  20. The Witch (2015)
    "Breast just to leave those be Caleb."

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  21. She Rises (2016)

    The most annoying film of the year.

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  22. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

    Michael Myers dies like a 30's gangster.

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  23. Gothic (1986)

    Does anyone else find eye nipples arousing?

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  24. Halloween (2018)

    Into Darkness-like Khan name switch moment?

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  25. House on Haunted Hill (1999)

    I do miss late 90s dutch angles

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  26. Lady Psycho Killer (2015)

    Good! Even with actors who cheapen films.

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  27. Carrie (1976):
    I‘m really sorry they humiliated you, Cassie!

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  28. Hush (2016)

    This should be the NRA's promotional material.

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  29. Onibaba (1964)

    Maybe we should place a sign here?

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  30. Kuroneko (1968)

    These cats are out hunting for dogs.

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  31. The Haunted Mansion (2003)

    Once had Outback Steakhouse then saw this

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  32. Malevolence 3: Killer (2018)

    Trilogy over 15 years - same director. Amazing!

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  33. Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)

    Star Magic Jackson Junior: a true hero.

    (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x01l_jMhjVM)

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  34. Raising Cain (1992)

    I would rather raise Arizona than Cain

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  35. The Witch (2015)

    Another compelling reason not to have kids.

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  36. The Mummy (1932)

    He was buried alive for you! #ungrateful

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  37. The Haunting of Hill House (2018-Netflix)

    Oops. Sorry... This is a TV show.

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  38. Les Vampires (2018)
    Started three days ago - that's the horror.*


    *Yeah, I fucked up on this one. It's not really a horror movie, I got tricked - yet it's very long and I wanted to make something out of it. ´Now you have to live with my unfitting 7-Word-Review.

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  39. Halloween (2018)
    Dr. Sartain's diet really worked out well.

    or

    SAY SOMETHING - SAY SOMETHING - SAY... - 'nuff said!

    or

    Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Stick Around"; "What a hothead!"

    or

    A better empowerment movie than Practical Magic*.


    *Only in here because Alejandra stated that she liked the generation aspect of witch movies.

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  40. The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988) Dir. Wes Craven

    Next... A Very Special "Ow! My Balls!"

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  41. Hocus Pocus (1993)

    Girls like Allison don't call YOU, schmuck!

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  42. The House by the Cemetery (1981)

    People never check cellars before buying houses?

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  43. The Masque of the Red Death (1964)

    So, the kid he saved died anyway?

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  44. The Black Cat (1934)

    No jokes. It's terrific. Just watch it.

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  45. The Wolf Man (1941)

    These villagers sure fuckin' love their poems.

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  46. House on Haunted Hill (1999)

    18 year old me still LOVES this

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  47. Onibaba(1964)

    Occasional pity shtup could have solved this.

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  48. Don't Breathe (2016)

    Hugh Jackman taking Wolvine closure bit difficult.

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  49. The Boy (2016)

    Christmas 2018: "Homemade" Neck-bearded Cabbage Patch Kid!

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  50. Rocky Horror Live (2015 BBC version)

    He was a lowdown cheap little punk.

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  51. Jigoku(1960)

    Everyone goes to Hell...innocent or not.

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  52. Serpent and The Rainbow

    Stop it...or I’ll bury you alive...

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  53. Swamp Thing (1982, dir. Wes Craven)

    Oh, this is when my puberty started.

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  54. What We Do In the Shadows (2014)

    Part Underworld, part Twilight, part something good.

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  55. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948, dir. Charles Barton)

    Good god, more Lugosi Dracula films PLEASE.

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  56. Black Sunday (1960)

    Wait a second... Witch day is it?

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  57. Dark Waters (1993)

    No fun, but there’s plenty of nun.

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  58. Curse of the Faceless Man (1958)

    It’s like if Daredevil was from Pompeii.

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  59. Death Valley (1982)

    Well there’s some death, not much Valley

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  60. Unfriended: Dark Web

    The most uplifting movie of the year.

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  61. Jacob's Ladder (1990)

    Enough shirtless Tim Robbins to last forever.

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  62. Wolf Cop (2014)

    Obvious Wolf cock jokes aside, LIQUOR DONUTS!

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  63. The Fog (2005)

    Why did I do that to myself?

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  64. The Fog (1980)

    OK that’s what I was looking for.

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  65. Se7en (1995)

    John Doe channeled his inner Kevin Spacey...

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  66. Friday the 13th Part VI : Jason Lives

    Even with the goofiness, it's still great!

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  67. Apostle (2018)

    Cults can really screw with your head.

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  68. Halloween H20:

    Allan Parrish and Josh Harnett aren't friends.

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  69. Halloween II (1981)

    Somebody tell that janitor to go home

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  70. Murder Party (2007)

    Still better than parties I've been to.

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