MADMAN (1981, 88 min.) on DVD.Madman Marz not endorsed by Mars. Incorporated.or[Insert Donald Trump joke No. 666 here]
Adam Wingard's YOU'RE NEXT (2013, 95 min.) on DVD.Best #MeToo horror flick before #MeToo existed.
Dr Jekyll & Sister Hyde (1971)Movie about elixir of youth aged poorly.
Bonus post since it's a short not a full movie:Un Chien Andalou (1929)Long before "Lynchian" was even a thing.
A Quiet Place (2018, Dir. John Krasinski)Imagine what else happens behind that waterfall...
The Gate (1987)Stop motion is still the best effect.
Malevolent (2018 - Olaf de Fleur Johannesson)Two jumpscares, cold actors, dead girls... meh.
Halloween 2 – directors cut (2009) Is that a unicorn? That explains everything.
I am the Pretty That lives in the House (2016)Proof I'm easily hypnotized by Ruth Wilson.
Hereditary (2018)Sorry, I lost my head out there.
Leviathan (1989)Gross! Pulsating, mutant frankenstein. And those ducts!
Hereditary (2018)Old white people finally respect a Millennial.
Tales from the hood 2 (2018)Feel like a Dumas Beach renting this
This is gold.
The Neon Demon (2016)"John Wick dosent have time for bullshitters!"
You Might Be the Killer (2018)Fran Kranz can totally carry a movie.
MANHUNTER (1986)From now on Tom Noonan's super creepy. SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991)From now on Ted Levine's even creepier.HANNIBAL (2001)From now on Jodie Foster's Julianne Moore?RED DRAGON (2002)From now on...Really, Ratner? MANHUNTER again?HANNIBAL RISING (2007)From now on quit after second film.
Yes! To all of this ^
The Belko Experiment (2016)Still better than working for Elon Musk.
The Eyes of Laura Mars (1978)Carpenter? Never heard of him. Get Kirshner!
Hereditary (2018)I saw Chekhov's nuts coming miles away
Shocker (1989)Wes Craven really was an absolute treasure.
The Endless (2017)Honestly seems like a fun wholesome cult
Terrifier (2017)I'll bet he saws her in half.
Resolution (2012)Less beer, fun, and games than cult
Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel (2018)Thanks for scary warnings before scary happens
Murder Party (2007)Ya know, like, a party? With murder!
Halloween (1978)The night (Michael) came home (to Florida)
Hold The Dark (2018)Wright = Papa Bear in Bergman's "Berenstain Bears"(not sure if = sign is a cheat)
Terrifier (2016)Finally! A movie for woman hating clowns!
The Endless (2018)The Endless, huh? The Endless, huh? The...
The Nun (2018)This dang movie's just pure silly nun-sense!
Scream for Help (1984)Oh Michael Winner, you were definitely something
Malevolent (2018, dir. Olaf de Fleur Johannesson)Not to self: just because it's new...
Saturday Morning Mystery (2012, dir. Spencer Parsons)Scooby-Doo meets The Hills Have Eyes.
Piranha (2011)They ate my dick you ... my dick - (Mickey from Michigan)
Death Spa (1989)You never go full "Aladdin", Foree. Never!
Piranha 3DD (2012)"Holy flying baby shit!" - William Gary Busey
I worked on this movie...and met my wife on this movie!
Searching (2018)Running Windows with all Apple products...terrifying.
1922 (2017)I was waiting for the ghost cow!
The Exorcist IIIJust disappointed we don't see the Carp.
Jeepers Creepers (2001)Unsure which is scarier: Monster or Truck.
The Terror (1963)Corman: "More tedium! More walking down corridors!"
Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)Bummer, not nearly as good as WNUF
Slaughter High (1986) A less problematic "Revenge of the Nerds"
The Devil's Rejects (2005)SPOILER: Freddy Krueger Chunk saves the day.
Friday the 13th, Part II (1981)...think I like this 13th the most...
Psychotronic Man (1980)Shave? Haircut? Cheap, poorly-defined telekinetic powers?
Hell House LLC 2 (2018)Abandon all logic, ye who enter here.
Willow Creek (2013)Bobcat Goldthwait wanders woods, yelling at tourists.
Halloween (1978)Original Gangster. Ready for the 2018 sequel.
Vampyres (1974)I've had my fill of naked vampires
The Editor (2014)Better than most of what it spoofs.
Happy Hell Night (1992)Nothing that asylum's doing can be legal.
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989)“Cameras are rented for a month, sooooo....”
Wolf Girl (2001)Yeah but how hairy are her balls?
LITTLE ERIN MERRYWEATHER (2003)Maybe just wash your damn hands people!
THE BYE BYE MAN (2017)Not so bad...not so good either.
Drag Me to HellMillenials fighting curses for shitty jobs? Relatableor"Okay, then she swallows something gross" "AGAIN?!"
Society (1989)My dad is literally a butthead too.
The Howling (1981)More like "Dante's InFUR...no?" Okay, I'll stop.
Victor Crowley (2017)After all, it worked on John Amos.
I feel like we're on the same movie watching schedule. I'm always posting right after you post haha
Iced (1988)"Iced"/"Blood Frenzy"; LisaLoringsploitation double feature heaven.
Creep (2014)Going to check my wife's browser history.
Don't Breathe (2016)Hope he washes that baster before Thanksgiving
Friend Request (2017) We get it, you're an internet ghost.
Cannibal Ferox (1981)Strangely in the mood for hot dogs.
PROM NIGHT (2008)Other than JLC's dance...better than original.
Silent Night Deadly Night (1984)The soundtrack is delightful! oh, and murder
The Keep (1983)If only Paramount had kept Mann's vision
Tales of Halloween (2015)Who watches movies with the lights on?
Malevolent (2018): First Coraline, now this. Sewing is terrifying.
Eaten Alive (1977)Tarantino is a fan of this movie.
Scanners (1981) Dir. David CronenbergMore like Stephen Lack of Acting Ability.
Majorettes (1987) - Like Slashers? And Rambo? Russo gets you.AndThe band is carrying that halftime show.
Purge Election Year (2016): Twinkle, twinkle, little car, Purge's trailer star.
Messengers 2: The Scarecrow (2009)Daryl dies; we riot. Spoilers: no riot.
Scream 4 (2011)Wait, did Kevin Smith write that line?
I, MadmanCan’t think of anything witty to say.
Disney's Halloween Treat (1982) Bald Mountain should be finale, not opener.
Midnight Meat Train(2008): Impossible to recommend without sounding real creepy.
The Collector (2009): Those murder trap elves worked so hard!
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)Banks and Busta get burnt and butchered.
Zombeavers (2015)Dear John, Your Zombeaver is a Wonderland.
Zombeavers (2015)Bucktoothed Babes and Boobs Broke by Burr.
Basket Case (1982): Welcome to the Grand Budapest HOLY SHIT!
Salem's Lot (1979 dir. Tobe Hooper)I liked Salem's Lot a Salem's Lot!
Santa Sangre (1989, dir. Alejandro Jodorowsky)Give mom a hand. Give her two.
Tau (2018) Maika Monroe! Maika Monroe! Maika Monroe! Maika
The Shining (1980)Room service, moisturizer for room 237 please.
Day of the Dead (1985) Bub's musical taste is better than mine.
The Funhouse (1981) dir. Tobe HooperWhat’s with this lady digging through trash?
The Funhouse (1981) w/ Tobe Hooper CommentaryThe Warriors cinematographer...makes so much sense!
Bride of Re-Animator (1989)Sexy corpse? Oh wait, not at all.
Return of the Living Dead (1985)That gang wins all the diversity awards
Christine (1983)Carpenter's car kills cruel, callous Keith bullies
Lifeforce (1985)Tarantino is a fan of this movie.
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)Wirkola spilled some Raimi in my fairytale.
Carrie (1976, dir. Brian De Palma)Nobody better than Travolta at playing dumb.
The Babadook (2014)Rather drab attire for a gay icon.
Raw (2016)THAT FINGER WAS JUST IN COW ASS!
Vice Squad (1982) Hookers hookin, cops coppin, and creeps creepin.(Wasn’t really horror but it was on shudder so it counts!)
Innsmouth (2015)What is that? Oh, I see. Okay.
Don't Knock Twice (2016, dir. Caradog W. James)...or John Wick will come after you.
The Precipice Game (Mo lun) (2016, dir. Zao Wang)The nautical Saw II that everyone wanted.
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)Wait I thought one was a Monk?
HELLRAISER: HELLWORLD (2005)Lance has cashed stinkier checks than this.
BLADECanon vampire trademark: man braids
MADMAN (1981, 88 min.) on DVD.
ReplyDeleteMadman Marz not endorsed by Mars. Incorporated.
or
[Insert Donald Trump joke No. 666 here]
Adam Wingard's YOU'RE NEXT (2013, 95 min.) on DVD.
ReplyDeleteBest #MeToo horror flick before #MeToo existed.
Dr Jekyll & Sister Hyde (1971)
ReplyDeleteMovie about elixir of youth aged poorly.
Bonus post since it's a short not a full movie:
DeleteUn Chien Andalou (1929)
Long before "Lynchian" was even a thing.
A Quiet Place (2018, Dir. John Krasinski)
ReplyDeleteImagine what else happens behind that waterfall...
The Gate (1987)
ReplyDeleteStop motion is still the best effect.
Malevolent (2018 - Olaf de Fleur Johannesson)
ReplyDeleteTwo jumpscares, cold actors, dead girls... meh.
Halloween 2 – directors cut (2009)
ReplyDeleteIs that a unicorn? That explains everything.
I am the Pretty That lives in the House (2016)
ReplyDeleteProof I'm easily hypnotized by Ruth Wilson.
Hereditary (2018)
ReplyDeleteSorry, I lost my head out there.
Leviathan (1989)
ReplyDeleteGross! Pulsating, mutant frankenstein. And those ducts!
Hereditary (2018)
ReplyDeleteOld white people finally respect a Millennial.
Tales from the hood 2 (2018)
ReplyDeleteFeel like a Dumas Beach renting this
This is gold.
DeleteThe Neon Demon (2016)
ReplyDelete"John Wick dosent have time for bullshitters!"
You Might Be the Killer (2018)
ReplyDeleteFran Kranz can totally carry a movie.
MANHUNTER (1986)
ReplyDeleteFrom now on Tom Noonan's super creepy.
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991)
From now on Ted Levine's even creepier.
HANNIBAL (2001)
From now on Jodie Foster's Julianne Moore?
RED DRAGON (2002)
From now on...Really, Ratner? MANHUNTER again?
HANNIBAL RISING (2007)
From now on quit after second film.
Yes! To all of this ^
DeleteThe Belko Experiment (2016)
ReplyDeleteStill better than working for Elon Musk.
The Eyes of Laura Mars (1978)
ReplyDeleteCarpenter? Never heard of him. Get Kirshner!
Hereditary (2018)
ReplyDeleteI saw Chekhov's nuts coming miles away
Shocker (1989)
ReplyDeleteWes Craven really was an absolute treasure.
The Endless (2017)
ReplyDeleteHonestly seems like a fun wholesome cult
Terrifier (2017)
ReplyDeleteI'll bet he saws her in half.
Resolution (2012)
ReplyDeleteLess beer, fun, and games than cult
Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel (2018)
ReplyDeleteThanks for scary warnings before scary happens
Murder Party (2007)
ReplyDeleteYa know, like, a party? With murder!
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteThe night (Michael) came home (to Florida)
Hold The Dark (2018)
ReplyDeleteWright = Papa Bear in Bergman's "Berenstain Bears"
(not sure if = sign is a cheat)
Terrifier (2016)
ReplyDeleteFinally! A movie for woman hating clowns!
The Endless (2018)
ReplyDeleteThe Endless, huh? The Endless, huh? The...
The Nun (2018)
ReplyDeleteThis dang movie's just pure silly nun-sense!
Scream for Help (1984)
ReplyDeleteOh Michael Winner, you were definitely something
Malevolent (2018, dir. Olaf de Fleur Johannesson)
ReplyDeleteNot to self: just because it's new...
Saturday Morning Mystery (2012, dir. Spencer Parsons)
ReplyDeleteScooby-Doo meets The Hills Have Eyes.
Piranha (2011)
ReplyDeleteThey ate my dick you ... my dick - (Mickey from Michigan)
Death Spa (1989)
ReplyDeleteYou never go full "Aladdin", Foree. Never!
Piranha 3DD (2012)
ReplyDelete"Holy flying baby shit!" - William Gary Busey
I worked on this movie...and met my wife on this movie!
DeleteSearching (2018)
ReplyDeleteRunning Windows with all Apple products...terrifying.
1922 (2017)
ReplyDeleteI was waiting for the ghost cow!
The Exorcist III
ReplyDeleteJust disappointed we don't see the Carp.
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
ReplyDeleteUnsure which is scarier: Monster or Truck.
The Terror (1963)
ReplyDeleteCorman: "More tedium! More walking down corridors!"
Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)
ReplyDeleteBummer, not nearly as good as WNUF
Slaughter High (1986)
ReplyDeleteA less problematic "Revenge of the Nerds"
The Devil's Rejects (2005)
ReplyDeleteSPOILER: Freddy Krueger Chunk saves the day.
Friday the 13th, Part II (1981)
ReplyDelete...think I like this 13th the most...
Psychotronic Man (1980)
ReplyDeleteShave? Haircut? Cheap, poorly-defined telekinetic powers?
Hell House LLC 2 (2018)
ReplyDeleteAbandon all logic, ye who enter here.
Willow Creek (2013)
ReplyDeleteBobcat Goldthwait wanders woods, yelling at tourists.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteOriginal Gangster. Ready for the 2018 sequel.
Vampyres (1974)
ReplyDeleteI've had my fill of naked vampires
The Editor (2014)
ReplyDeleteBetter than most of what it spoofs.
Happy Hell Night (1992)
ReplyDeleteNothing that asylum's doing can be legal.
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989)
ReplyDelete“Cameras are rented for a month, sooooo....”
Wolf Girl (2001)
ReplyDeleteYeah but how hairy are her balls?
LITTLE ERIN MERRYWEATHER (2003)
ReplyDeleteMaybe just wash your damn hands people!
THE BYE BYE MAN (2017)
ReplyDeleteNot so bad...not so good either.
Drag Me to Hell
ReplyDeleteMillenials fighting curses for shitty jobs? Relatable
or
"Okay, then she swallows something gross" "AGAIN?!"
Society (1989)
ReplyDeleteMy dad is literally a butthead too.
The Howling (1981)
ReplyDeleteMore like "Dante's InFUR...no?" Okay, I'll stop.
Victor Crowley (2017)
ReplyDeleteAfter all, it worked on John Amos.
I feel like we're on the same movie watching schedule. I'm always posting right after you post haha
DeleteIced (1988)
ReplyDelete"Iced"/"Blood Frenzy"; LisaLoringsploitation double feature heaven.
Creep (2014)
ReplyDeleteGoing to check my wife's browser history.
Don't Breathe (2016)
ReplyDeleteHope he washes that baster before Thanksgiving
Friend Request (2017)
ReplyDeleteWe get it, you're an internet ghost.
Cannibal Ferox (1981)
ReplyDeleteStrangely in the mood for hot dogs.
PROM NIGHT (2008)
ReplyDeleteOther than JLC's dance...better than original.
Silent Night Deadly Night (1984)
ReplyDeleteThe soundtrack is delightful! oh, and murder
The Keep (1983)
ReplyDeleteIf only Paramount had kept Mann's vision
Tales of Halloween (2015)
ReplyDeleteWho watches movies with the lights on?
Malevolent (2018): First Coraline, now this. Sewing is terrifying.
ReplyDeleteEaten Alive (1977)
ReplyDeleteTarantino is a fan of this movie.
Scanners (1981) Dir. David Cronenberg
ReplyDeleteMore like Stephen Lack of Acting Ability.
Majorettes (1987) - Like Slashers? And Rambo? Russo gets you.
ReplyDeleteAnd
The band is carrying that halftime show.
Purge Election Year (2016): Twinkle, twinkle, little car, Purge's trailer star.
ReplyDeleteMessengers 2: The Scarecrow (2009)
ReplyDeleteDaryl dies; we riot. Spoilers: no riot.
Scream 4 (2011)
ReplyDeleteWait, did Kevin Smith write that line?
I, Madman
ReplyDeleteCan’t think of anything witty to say.
Disney's Halloween Treat (1982)
ReplyDeleteBald Mountain should be finale, not opener.
Midnight Meat Train(2008): Impossible to recommend without sounding real creepy.
ReplyDeleteThe Collector (2009): Those murder trap elves worked so hard!
ReplyDeleteHalloween: Resurrection (2002)
ReplyDeleteBanks and Busta get burnt and butchered.
Zombeavers (2015)
ReplyDeleteDear John, Your Zombeaver is a Wonderland.
Zombeavers (2015)
DeleteBucktoothed Babes and Boobs Broke by Burr.
Basket Case (1982):
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the Grand Budapest HOLY SHIT!
Salem's Lot (1979 dir. Tobe Hooper)
ReplyDeleteI liked Salem's Lot a Salem's Lot!
Santa Sangre (1989, dir. Alejandro Jodorowsky)
ReplyDeleteGive mom a hand. Give her two.
Tau (2018)
ReplyDeleteMaika Monroe! Maika Monroe! Maika Monroe! Maika
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteRoom service, moisturizer for room 237 please.
Day of the Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteBub's musical taste is better than mine.
The Funhouse (1981) dir. Tobe Hooper
ReplyDeleteWhat’s with this lady digging through trash?
The Funhouse (1981) w/ Tobe Hooper Commentary
ReplyDeleteThe Warriors cinematographer...makes so much sense!
Bride of Re-Animator (1989)
ReplyDeleteSexy corpse? Oh wait, not at all.
Return of the Living Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteThat gang wins all the diversity awards
Christine (1983)
ReplyDeleteCarpenter's car kills cruel, callous Keith bullies
Lifeforce (1985)
ReplyDeleteTarantino is a fan of this movie.
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)
ReplyDeleteWirkola spilled some Raimi in my fairytale.
Carrie (1976, dir. Brian De Palma)
ReplyDeleteNobody better than Travolta at playing dumb.
The Babadook (2014)
ReplyDeleteRather drab attire for a gay icon.
Raw (2016)
ReplyDeleteTHAT FINGER WAS JUST IN COW ASS!
Vice Squad (1982)
ReplyDeleteHookers hookin, cops coppin, and creeps creepin.
(Wasn’t really horror but it was on shudder so it counts!)
Innsmouth (2015)
ReplyDeleteWhat is that? Oh, I see. Okay.
Don't Knock Twice (2016, dir. Caradog W. James)
ReplyDelete...or John Wick will come after you.
The Precipice Game (Mo lun) (2016, dir. Zao Wang)
ReplyDeleteThe nautical Saw II that everyone wanted.
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
ReplyDeleteWait I thought one was a Monk?
HELLRAISER: HELLWORLD (2005)
ReplyDeleteLance has cashed stinkier checks than this.
BLADE
ReplyDeleteCanon vampire trademark: man braids