Tuesday, October 9, 2018

2018 Scary Movie Challenge Day 9


110 comments:

  1. MADMAN (1981, 88 min.) on DVD.

    Madman Marz not endorsed by Mars. Incorporated.

    or

    [Insert Donald Trump joke No. 666 here]

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  2. Adam Wingard's YOU'RE NEXT (2013, 95 min.) on DVD.

    Best #MeToo horror flick before #MeToo existed.

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  3. Dr Jekyll & Sister Hyde (1971)

    Movie about elixir of youth aged poorly.

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    1. Bonus post since it's a short not a full movie:

      Un Chien Andalou (1929)

      Long before "Lynchian" was even a thing.

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  4. A Quiet Place (2018, Dir. John Krasinski)

    Imagine what else happens behind that waterfall...

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  5. The Gate (1987)

    Stop motion is still the best effect.

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  6. Malevolent (2018 - Olaf de Fleur Johannesson)
    Two jumpscares, cold actors, dead girls... meh.

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  7. Halloween 2 – directors cut (2009)

    Is that a unicorn? That explains everything.

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  8. I am the Pretty That lives in the House (2016)

    Proof I'm easily hypnotized by Ruth Wilson.

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  9. Hereditary (2018)

    Sorry, I lost my head out there.

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  10. Leviathan (1989)

    Gross! Pulsating, mutant frankenstein. And those ducts!

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  11. Hereditary (2018)

    Old white people finally respect a Millennial.

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  12. Tales from the hood 2 (2018)

    Feel like a Dumas Beach renting this

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  13. The Neon Demon (2016)
    "John Wick dosent have time for bullshitters!"

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  14. You Might Be the Killer (2018)

    Fran Kranz can totally carry a movie.

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  15. MANHUNTER (1986)
    From now on Tom Noonan's super creepy.

    SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991)
    From now on Ted Levine's even creepier.

    HANNIBAL (2001)
    From now on Jodie Foster's Julianne Moore?

    RED DRAGON (2002)
    From now on...Really, Ratner? MANHUNTER again?

    HANNIBAL RISING (2007)
    From now on quit after second film.


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  16. The Belko Experiment (2016)

    Still better than working for Elon Musk.

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  17. The Eyes of Laura Mars (1978)
    Carpenter? Never heard of him. Get Kirshner!

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  18. Hereditary (2018)
    I saw Chekhov's nuts coming miles away

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  19. Shocker (1989)

    Wes Craven really was an absolute treasure.

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  20. The Endless (2017)

    Honestly seems like a fun wholesome cult

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  21. Terrifier (2017)

    I'll bet he saws her in half.

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  22. Resolution (2012)

    Less beer, fun, and games than cult

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  23. Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel (2018)

    Thanks for scary warnings before scary happens

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  24. Murder Party (2007)

    Ya know, like, a party? With murder!

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  25. Halloween (1978)

    The night (Michael) came home (to Florida)

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  26. Hold The Dark (2018)

    Wright = Papa Bear in Bergman's "Berenstain Bears"

    (not sure if = sign is a cheat)

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  27. Terrifier (2016)

    Finally! A movie for woman hating clowns!

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  28. The Endless (2018)

    The Endless, huh? The Endless, huh? The...

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  29. The Nun (2018)
    This dang movie's just pure silly nun-sense!

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  30. Scream for Help (1984)

    Oh Michael Winner, you were definitely something

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  31. Malevolent (2018, dir. Olaf de Fleur Johannesson)
    Not to self: just because it's new...

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  32. Saturday Morning Mystery (2012, dir. Spencer Parsons)
    Scooby-Doo meets The Hills Have Eyes.

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  33. Piranha (2011)

    They ate my dick you ... my dick - (Mickey from Michigan)

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  34. Death Spa (1989)

    You never go full "Aladdin", Foree. Never!

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  35. Piranha 3DD (2012)

    "Holy flying baby shit!" - William Gary Busey

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    1. I worked on this movie...and met my wife on this movie!

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  36. Searching (2018)

    Running Windows with all Apple products...terrifying.

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  37. 1922 (2017)

    I was waiting for the ghost cow!

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  38. The Exorcist III

    Just disappointed we don't see the Carp.

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  39. Jeepers Creepers (2001)

    Unsure which is scarier: Monster or Truck.

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  40. The Terror (1963)

    Corman: "More tedium! More walking down corridors!"

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  41. Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)

    Bummer, not nearly as good as WNUF

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  42. Slaughter High (1986)

    A less problematic "Revenge of the Nerds"

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  43. The Devil's Rejects (2005)

    SPOILER: Freddy Krueger Chunk saves the day.

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  44. Friday the 13th, Part II (1981)

    ...think I like this 13th the most...

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  45. Psychotronic Man (1980)

    Shave? Haircut? Cheap, poorly-defined telekinetic powers?

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  46. Hell House LLC 2 (2018)

    Abandon all logic, ye who enter here.

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  47. Willow Creek (2013)

    Bobcat Goldthwait wanders woods, yelling at tourists.

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  48. Halloween (1978)

    Original Gangster. Ready for the 2018 sequel.

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  49. Vampyres (1974)

    I've had my fill of naked vampires

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  50. The Editor (2014)

    Better than most of what it spoofs.

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  51. Happy Hell Night (1992)

    Nothing that asylum's doing can be legal.

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  52. Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989)

    “Cameras are rented for a month, sooooo....”

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  53. Wolf Girl (2001)

    Yeah but how hairy are her balls?

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  54. LITTLE ERIN MERRYWEATHER (2003)

    Maybe just wash your damn hands people!

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  55. THE BYE BYE MAN (2017)

    Not so bad...not so good either.

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  56. Drag Me to Hell

    Millenials fighting curses for shitty jobs? Relatable

    or

    "Okay, then she swallows something gross" "AGAIN?!"

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  57. Society (1989)

    My dad is literally a butthead too.

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  58. The Howling (1981)

    More like "Dante's InFUR...no?" Okay, I'll stop.

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  59. Victor Crowley (2017)
    After all, it worked on John Amos.

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    1. I feel like we're on the same movie watching schedule. I'm always posting right after you post haha

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  60. Iced (1988)

    "Iced"/"Blood Frenzy"; LisaLoringsploitation double feature heaven.

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  61. Creep (2014)

    Going to check my wife's browser history.

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  62. Don't Breathe (2016)
    Hope he washes that baster before Thanksgiving

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  63. Friend Request (2017)

    We get it, you're an internet ghost.

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  64. Cannibal Ferox (1981)
    Strangely in the mood for hot dogs.

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  65. PROM NIGHT (2008)

    Other than JLC's dance...better than original.

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  66. Silent Night Deadly Night (1984)
    The soundtrack is delightful! oh, and murder

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  67. The Keep (1983)

    If only Paramount had kept Mann's vision

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  68. Tales of Halloween (2015)

    Who watches movies with the lights on?

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  69. Malevolent (2018): First Coraline, now this. Sewing is terrifying.

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  70. Eaten Alive (1977)

    Tarantino is a fan of this movie.

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  71. Scanners (1981) Dir. David Cronenberg

    More like Stephen Lack of Acting Ability.

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  72. Majorettes (1987) - Like Slashers? And Rambo? Russo gets you.

    And

    The band is carrying that halftime show.

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  73. Purge Election Year (2016): Twinkle, twinkle, little car, Purge's trailer star.

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  74. Messengers 2: The Scarecrow (2009)
    Daryl dies; we riot. Spoilers: no riot.

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  75. Scream 4 (2011)

    Wait, did Kevin Smith write that line?

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  76. I, Madman

    Can’t think of anything witty to say.

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  77. Disney's Halloween Treat (1982)

    Bald Mountain should be finale, not opener.

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  78. Midnight Meat Train(2008): Impossible to recommend without sounding real creepy.

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  79. The Collector (2009): Those murder trap elves worked so hard!

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  80. Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

    Banks and Busta get burnt and butchered.

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  81. Zombeavers (2015)
    Dear John, Your Zombeaver is a Wonderland.

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    1. Zombeavers (2015)
      Bucktoothed Babes and Boobs Broke by Burr.

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  82. Basket Case (1982):

    Welcome to the Grand Budapest HOLY SHIT!

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  83. Salem's Lot (1979 dir. Tobe Hooper)

    I liked Salem's Lot a Salem's Lot!

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  84. Santa Sangre (1989, dir. Alejandro Jodorowsky)
    Give mom a hand. Give her two.

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  85. Tau (2018)

    Maika Monroe! Maika Monroe! Maika Monroe! Maika

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  86. The Shining (1980)
    Room service, moisturizer for room 237 please.

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  87. Day of the Dead (1985)

    Bub's musical taste is better than mine.

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  88. The Funhouse (1981) dir. Tobe Hooper

    What’s with this lady digging through trash?

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  89. The Funhouse (1981) w/ Tobe Hooper Commentary

    The Warriors cinematographer...makes so much sense!

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  90. Bride of Re-Animator (1989)

    Sexy corpse? Oh wait, not at all.

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  91. Return of the Living Dead (1985)
    That gang wins all the diversity awards

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  92. Christine (1983)

    Carpenter's car kills cruel, callous Keith bullies

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  93. Lifeforce (1985)

    Tarantino is a fan of this movie.

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  94. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)
    Wirkola spilled some Raimi in my fairytale.

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  95. Carrie (1976, dir. Brian De Palma)

    Nobody better than Travolta at playing dumb.

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  96. The Babadook (2014)
    Rather drab attire for a gay icon.

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  97. Raw (2016)
    THAT FINGER WAS JUST IN COW ASS!

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  98. Vice Squad (1982)

    Hookers hookin, cops coppin, and creeps creepin.

    (Wasn’t really horror but it was on shudder so it counts!)

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  99. Innsmouth (2015)
    What is that? Oh, I see. Okay.

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  100. Don't Knock Twice (2016, dir. Caradog W. James)

    ...or John Wick will come after you.

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  101. The Precipice Game (Mo lun) (2016, dir. Zao Wang)

    The nautical Saw II that everyone wanted.

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  102. Thir13en Ghosts (2001)

    Wait I thought one was a Monk?

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  103. HELLRAISER: HELLWORLD (2005)

    Lance has cashed stinkier checks than this.

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  104. BLADE
    Canon vampire trademark: man braids

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