Sunday, October 13, 2019

2019 Scary Movie Challenge Day 13


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  1. Killers 1996

    Before BIG scary spiders came creepy killers

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  2. Deathgasm (2016)

    All the demons was axing for it.

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  3. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Nancy fights frightful Freddy from fearful furnace.

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  4. The Witch (2015)
    VVhat vvo vvhese vvood vvitches vvant vvexactly?

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  5. Onibaba (1964)
    I just love this movie so much

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  6. NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (2010!) - the remake!

    Michael Bay rapes your childhood once again.

    OR

    One... two... CGI Freddy's coming for you!

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  7. Ringu (1998)
    Raising a kid is hard. Oh well.

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  8. In Search of Darkness (2019, David A. Weiner)

    Just happy to nerd out over movies

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  9. The Fanatic 2019

    I'm amazed this film actually got made

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  10. Please watch The last horror film instead 1982

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  11. StageFright (1987)

    Keaton was unrecognisable as birdman in this.

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  12. Friday the 13th pt VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

    I really tried to watch it all

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  13. Close Calls (2017)

    Cronenberg functions. Carpenter music. 80's slasher wardrobe.

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  14. Island of Lost Souls (1932)

    Meet Dr. Moreau, inventor of Rogaine Ultra

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  15. The Greasy Strangler (2016)

    Those expecting free drinks got bad information

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  16. The Exorcist (1973) dir. William Friedkin

    Lankester Merrin...the coolest name in cinema?

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  17. Happy Death Day ( dir Christopher Landon, 2017)

    Bill Murray was excellent in this one.

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  18. Prom Night (2008)

    Please drag out king and queen subplot

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  19. Hands of the Ripper (1971)

    Shiny jewellery pushes catatonic woman to murder

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  20. Mother! (2017)
    Interpretation: rise and fall of MySpace’s Tom

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  21. Just Before Dawn (1981)

    Suspenseful origin story of a power couple.

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  22. Don't look now 1973

    Don't wear a red coat in Venice

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      Amazing to see actors doing dangerous stunts

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  23. I am the pretty thing that lives in this house (2016)
    Another solid slow burn from Osgood Perkins

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  24. Cabin Fever (2003)

    What goes best with poison water? Pancakes.

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  25. The Frighteners (1996)

    Jeffery Combs totally bonkers with an Uzi

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  26. The Premature Burial (1962)

    Guy afraid of box; goes into box.

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  27. Near Dark (1987, dir. Kathryn Bigelow)

    Vampires make the worst bar customers, right?

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  28. ONE CUT OF THE DEAD (2017):

    Break the fourth wall! AND the fifth!

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  29. Fright Night Part 2 (1989, dir. Tommy Lee Wallace)

    Entertaining carbon copy of the original classic.

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  30. The Changeling (1980, dir. Peter Medak)

    Guys, he just wants his wheelchair back.

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  31. Your all doomed

    "YouTube Documentary on Friday the 13th film"

    Fake head with real axe or vice-versa



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  32. The Evil Dead (1981)

    Airbnb got off to a rocky start...

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  33. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)

    Like any good prequel, answers unasked questions

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  34. The Furies (2019)

    If thy right eye offends thee... Gaaaaaaa!

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  35. An American Werewolf in London (1981)

    "Did YOU ever talk to a corpse?"

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  36. Body Bags (1993, dir John Carpenter and Tobe Hooper)

    Carpenter, will you be my Crypt Keeper? ♥

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  37. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986, dir. F This Movie Patron Saint Tobe Hooper)

    Why is Franklin still in his wheelchair?

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  38. The Masque of the Red Death (1964, dir. Roger Corman)

    Vincent Price throws one swinging plague party.

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  39. The Fan (1982)

    Some friendly advice: Never eat your heroes.

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  40. Hocus Pocus (1993)

    The password's "Fidelio" for Allison's parents'party.

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  41. Hocus Pocus (1993, dir. Kenny Ortega)

    Cool vibe. Still don’t get the love.

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    1. Killer Klowns from outer space

      Perfect piece of painstakingly Practical performing pandemonium

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  43. Disconnected (1984)

    Unsure what’s happening and I like that.

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  44. Peeping Tom (1960)

    You know it’s more like Murdering Tom.

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  45. The Fly (1986)

    That's how you go Over the Top.

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  46. Lake Mungo (2010)

    Fun Fact: Ghosts hate high quality cameras.

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  47. The Last Man on Earth (1964)

    1960s black and white horror's my jam

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  48. Happy Death Day 2U (2019)

    What company offers same day parachuting lessons?

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  49. Candyman

    I was told there would be candy.

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  50. Just before dawn 81

    Camping doesn't seem like fun to me

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  51. Happy Death Day (2017)

    Groundhog Day + Black Christmas's dumb millennial spawn

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  52. In the Tall Grass (2019)

    Ross Humboldt eh? Yep...definitely Stephen King.

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  53. Starry Eyes (2014)

    Good thing I don't have any ambition

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  54. Three From Hell (2019)
    Can’t unhear Will Forte in Moseley’s voice

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  55. Vampyres (1974)
    Uber’s basically food delivery for hitchhiking vampires

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  56. The Innkeepers (2011)

    Hotel employees shouldn't play with dead things

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  57. The Devils Rejects (2005)

    The hotel maid has REALLY bad day!

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  58. Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

    Really weird episode of the Muppet Show.

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  59. Tales From The Crypt Demon Knight (1995)

    When Billy Zane chews all the scenery it's a sight to behold.

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  60. C.H.U.D. (1984)
    Second most iconic shower scene ever filmed.

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  61. Hatchet (2006)

    Swamp tour better than Jungle Cruise trailer.

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  62. Tragedy Girls (Tyler MacIntyre, 2017)

    These gals will kill to be famous.

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  63. Midsommar (2019)

    Family gets hosed. Friends end up smoked.

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  64. Creepshow 2 (1987) dir. Michael Gornick

    Michael Bay gets eaten on a raft.

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  65. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) dir. Steve Miner

    Interesting, Crystal Lake is my stage name.

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  66. Bone Tomahawk (2015)

    Sometimes a journey will split you apart.

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  67. Ginger Snaps(2000) The bonds of sisterhood go beyond lycanthropy.

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  68. SILENT HILL (2006):

    Yeah, I watched it again. Fight me.

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  69. Scream 3 (2000, dir. Wes Craven)

    Parker Posey's performance promised a perfect picture.

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  70. "Armed Response" (2017, Dir. John Stockwell)

    Title suggests only rational course of action.

    Or

    Jesus Christ, please hire some real actors.

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  71. CIRCUS OF HORRORS (1960)

    Evil surgeon. Bear attacks. Stock footage. Bingo!

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  72. Scream 3 (2000) Dir. Wes Craven

    There's literally 4 fake deaths in this...

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  73. It Chapter 2 (2019)

    Bullied kids bully alien that bullied bullies.

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  74. Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971)

    Spoiler: Nobody actually is scared to death

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  75. Asylum (1972)

    Guess which segment MARK JONES should've directed.

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  76. The Shining (1980, dir. Stanley Kubrick)

    Jack destroys scenery with more than axe.

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  77. One Cut of the Dead (2017)

    Then Deadpool jumped in, winking at camera

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  78. Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)

    One of my all-time favorite scores.

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  79. Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

    Slater's got those emergency bedside table Doritos.

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  80. Houzu (1977)

    From wartime trauma
    Senses transubstantiate
    Incandescent fruit

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  81. Malevolence (2004)

    Get Mike Myers masks for next robbery

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  82. THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE (1982):

    Power drill both innovative and wildly inefficient.

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  83. MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN (2008)

    The Green Line’s technically a meat trolley.

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  84. Phantom of the Paradise (1974, dir. Brian De Palma)

    Clearly J.K. Rowling was a fan...parallels?

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  85. The Cabin in the Woods (2011)

    The Truman Show darker than I remembered.

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  86. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER (1988)

    Alice and some creative kills; liked it.
    OR
    Something is wrong with that dog’s urine.

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  87. Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)

    Alternative title: Sensible Mustache Meets Outlandish Mustache

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  88. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD (1989)

    Not sure about what I watched here.

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  89. FREDDY’S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE (1991)

    Think there were more Nightmares after this
    Or
    Saw the ending in 3-D. Good Fun.

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  90. The Uncanny (1977)

    Cat entertainment pre-Youtube was WILD

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  91. Jigsaw (2017)

    Frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

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  92. Texas Chainsaw (2013)

    Just imagine a Daddario and Stretch crossover.

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  93. Dawn of the Dead (2004, dir. Zack Snyder)

    Still prefer the original, but not bad

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  94. Hereditary (2018)

    Toni Collette in Cars Getting Paranormal Activity

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  95. Slender Man (2018, dir. Sylvain White)

    Eddie Vedder discovers Slender Man. Writes ballad.

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  96. Lake of Dracula (1971)

    So Dracula's just any pale caped guy?

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  97. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)

    Lenore Aubert could bite me any time.

    Or

    But they never DO actually meet Frankenstein.

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  98. Tales of Halloween (2015)

    Summarising ten stories in seven words is

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  99. Invaders from Mars (1953, dir. William Cameron Menzies)

    Tobe's aliens were way cooler than these.

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  100. Phantasm 2 (1988, Don Coscarelli)

    Reggie was excited to finally use chainsaw

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  101. The Belko Experiment (2016)

    Should have submitted your TPS reports timely.

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