Wednesday, October 2, 2019

2019 Scary Movie Challenge Day 2


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  1. "Bloody Birthday" (1981, Dir. Ed Hunt)

    Teenagers misunderstand the concept of grave robbing.

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  2. DEVILS OF DARKNESS (1965)

    England's not welcoming to French vampire cults

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  3. FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980, dir. Sean S. Cunningham)

    Counsellors ill-equipped to face their mommy issues.

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  4. HEREDITARY (2018) dir Ari Aster

    "Anyone seen my piano wire?
    ....never mind."

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  5. Crawl (2019)

    See you later alligator, after 'while crocodile.

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  6. Hereditary (2018)
    Best use of Chekhov's nuts I've seen.

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  7. HEREDITARY (2018) dir Ari Aster
    (Michael Caine voice):
    "Some men want to watch Gabriel burn."

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  8. Brightburn (2019)
    We need to talk about Kal El

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  9. Shakma (1990)
    Is it shallow to appreciate Shakma's ass?

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  10. Dracula (1931, Tod Browning)

    As October falls, the Swan Lake calls.

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  11. House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

    Inside Rob Zombies Brain: The Cinematic Experience

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    1. Thought that was "The Haunted World of El Superbeasto"?

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  12. The Ritual (2018)

    Next time stick with hillbillies on Appalachian...

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  13. Scanners (1981, David Cronenberg)

    Ironside’s o-faces compensate Lack’s wack acting lack.

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  14. •A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010)•

    ...running the series, beginning with marginal reboot...

    (also)

    ...unfortunate recasting; requires Kane Hodder’s iconic portrayal...

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  15. SUSPIRIA (1978)

    Which witch is best? Original of course!

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  16. White Zombie (1932)

    "Cut! LEGOSI, quit looking into the lens!!!"

    Or

    Zombie Zaddy Bela could 'pull the string'

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  17. Rosemary's Baby (1968)

    "See? Nosey neighbors are just the worst!"

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  18. The Devil's Doorway (2018)

    "Church mistreats children, shot like documentary, hmm..."

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  19. Crawl (2019, Alexandre Aja)

    Barry Pepper could have just sniped them!

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  20. Hell House LLC 3: Lake of Fire (2019)

    "...thought there'd be at least one lake..."

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  21. Piranha (1978)

    Charming protagonists unwittingly unleash predators on children

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  22. The Uninvited (1944):

    A gypsy and a lesbian ghost story

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  23. It (2017, dir. Andy Muschietti)

    Why is this named after Information Technology?

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    1. Our IT guy is way creepier than Pennywise, so...appropriate!

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  24. Burnt Offerings (1976)

    Giving chauffeurs a bad name since 1976.

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  25. Black Christmas (1974)

    Billy...Billy don't you lose my number.

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  26. SPECIES (1995)

    Talented actors star in cheesy boob movie.

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  27. The Terror (1963, Roger Corman)

    Corman- "I've gotta have more bird attacks."

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  28. Zombieland (2009)

    Murray scenes a surprise and a treat

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  29. The Banana Splits Movie (2019; Danishka Esterhazy)

    Relax...it only FEELS five nights long...

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  30. Superstition (1982, dir. James W. Roberson)

    Hollywood: Microwaves don't make heads do that.

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  31. The Uninvited (2009):
    Unfinished buisness is sometimes best left unfinished.

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  32. Suspiria (1977)

    Needs another hour and a hostage crisis.

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  34. SPECIES II (1998)

    Her name’s Eve. Get it? GET IT???

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  35. Army of Darkness (1992, dir. Sam Raimi) (with Red Letter Media's commentary)

    Oh shit, there's a camera chasing me!

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  36. Audition (1999)

    If only Asami had auditioned for Weinstein.

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  37. The Wicker Man (1973)

    Britt Ekland captivated me with her…singing.

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  38. 28 Days Later (2002)

    Movie portrays England as all the Rage.

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  39. Get Out (2017)

    There’s so many layers to Peele back.

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  40. Stitches (2012)
    Wrong act for Chekhov's knife, you clown!

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  41. Death By Invitation

    Sound effects credit: keyboard in demo mode

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  42. Wrong Turn (2003)

    Childhood tree climbing did come in handy!

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  43. Symptoms (1974)

    Ever wished Polanski's Repulsion was much slower?

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  44. SPECIES III (2004)

    First Ghoulies, now Species goes to college.

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  45. Seed Of Chucky (2004)

    Opens with homage to Look Who's Talking

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  46. The Vault (2017)
    James Franco's mustache was the scariest part.

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  48. The Houses October Built (2014)
    Probably the most likable found footage characters.

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  49. House on Haunted Hill (1959)

    I see nothing wrong with this marriage.

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  50. Return of the Living Dead (1985)

    Blood, brains, boobs... What's not to like?

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  51. Hatchet 3 (2013)
    And Cody Blue Snider as Private Hudson

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  52. Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) Dir. Joe Dante

    Dante, literally, does whatever he fucking wants.

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  53. The Ranger

    At least they didn’t get cabin fever.

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  54. SPECIES IV: THE AWAKENING (2007)

    Gives new meaning to “The Flying Nun.”

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  55. Shadow of the Vampire (2000)

    Wait, nobody cuts their own guts out??

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  56. Return of the Living Dead (1985)

    Is that fella considered a Trash Humper?

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  57. Blade (1998)

    Frost wants La Magra. Explodes like Kananga.

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  58. Night of the Living Deb (2015)

    Better than I expected, which wasn't much.

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  59. Idle Hands (1999)

    I stilla cannot believe what I Sawa!

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  60. Summer of 84 (2018)
    Those kids made Mad Men really mad.

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  61. Night of the Scarecrow (1995)

    More like a Scare-people, am I right?

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  62. Hell Fest (2018) - Ring toss employee has high moral values.

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  63. Psycho (1960)
    A diner a day keeps "Psycho" away.

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  64. Almost Human

    This is how you remake Xtro films

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  65. The Black Cat (1934)

    Does anybody here know how to knock?!

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  66. Candyman (1992)

    Least funny episode of 'Good Times' ever.

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  68. Christine (1983) Bullied kid gets sweet ride. Me? Pantsed!

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  70. The Leopard Man (1943, Jacques Tourneur)

    No incest? Not the right commentary movie?

    Or

    This leopard works 60%, all the time

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  71. The Church (1989) Dir. Michele Soavi

    Huh? Wait, wait...let me rephrase. WHAT?

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  72. The Haunting (1999)

    Owen Wilson in over his head, wow

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  73. Return of the Fly (1959) - The kid can't remember seeing "Help me!"????????????

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  74. Alien: Covenant (2017)

    Freud: "Sometimes, a flute's just a robopenis."

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  75. The Tingler (1959) - Spousal murder and Vincent Price on LSD.

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  76. The Prowler (1981)

    Oh, so that's what pitchforks are for.

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  77. Prince of Darkness (1987)

    See this green shit? It's the devil.

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  78. Terrified (2017)

    Nice creepy film delivered on day 2.

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  79. Body Bags (1993)

    Body Parts already did the "Eye" better

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  80. Phantasm (1979)
    Creepy Crawlies and Counterclockwise Cutters. Classic Coscarelli!

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  81. Orphan (2009):
    Not exactly a propaganda piece for adoption

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  82. DEADLY DETENTION (2017)

    “Horror Breakfast Club” shouldn’t be this disappointing.

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  83. Day of the Dead (2008)

    Zack Snyder is rolling in his grave.

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  84. The Hitcher (1986) I bet John Ryder would dig Uber.

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  85. As Above, So Below (2014)

    Speedrun for macguffin; was macguffin all along

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  86. Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

    That's it! This is the *final* Friday!

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  87. Broken Lizard's Club Dread (2004)

    I probably shouldn't but I like it.

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  88. Mom's Got a Date With a Vampire (2000)

    Yo Feige, this better be on Disney+.

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  89. Child's Play (1988)

    Wait...using that much butter is bad?

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  90. A Quiet Place (2018)

    (Best sign language seven word review ever)

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  91. Sweet Sixteen (1983, dir. Jim Sotos)

    Ok, sing it with me now: “Melissaaaaaa...”

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  92. Maximum Overdrive (1986) Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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  93. Evil Dead (2013) Dir. Fede Alvarez

    Well...at least she's off the smack.

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  94. ALICE, SWEET ALICE (1976, dir. Alfred Sole)

    This kid is psycho! Wait, maybe not?

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  95. House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

    Who got to sculpt dead fishboy Dwight??

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  96. Hereditary (2018)

    Second viewing, movie has legs!...no head

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  97. Big Ass Spider! (2013)

    Lies are just webs without spiders - Nietzsche

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  98. The Furies (2019, dir. Tony D’Aquino)

    The Running Man but with slashers. Awesome.

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  99. The Changeling (1980)

    George C. Scott: America's unsung surly scream queen?

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  100. Rampant (2018)

    Zombies! Palace Intrigue! Swords! Those fancy hats!

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  101. The Addiction (1995)

    ‘Why the angst?’ Just watched The Addiction.

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  102. The Bye Bye Man (2017; dir: Stacy Title)

    I completely forgot I watched this already.

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  103. The Conjuring (2013)

    Ok, but how EXACTLY was Annabelle created?

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  104. Scream (1996)

    People don't talk enough about Wes Carpenter

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  105. Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich
    Just goofin', just new killer puppet goofin'

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  106. Friday The 13th Part 2 (1981) Ginny roleplays as mom. Still would smash.

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  107. Scream (1996)

    Henry Winkler is the most sympathetic character.

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  108. Lifeforce (1985)

    Love Halley's portrait hanging in the Churchill.

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  109. Disturbing Behavior (1998)

    Honestly, I meant to watch The Faculty.

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  110. Tales of Halloween (Lucky McKee and others, 2015)
    Some clever, some ok, as are anthologies.

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  111. Dr. Giggles (1992) Still gives better care than the VA.

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  112. Re-Animator (1985)

    Great watch with a first time viewer!

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  113. Hollow Man (2000)

    Actually best PSA about workplace sexual harassment

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  114. Possession (1981)

    This film is discomfortable but also fascinating

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