Ghost Brigade aka Grey Knight aka The Killing Box aka The Lost Brigade (1993, dir. George Hickenlooper) (Director's Cut)War that pitted brother against brother's corpse.
Arachnophobia (1990)Wife’s commentary: Ew. Oh my God! EEEWWW.
Shaun of the dead (2004)The Batman Soundtrack? I really liked it.
Dawn of the Dead (1978, George Romero)All Night Spooktacular Movie #1Somewhere eyepatch guy's still drunk on air
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)That mermaid is a thing of beauty.
Get Out (2017)Wow this is the weirdest version of Othello ever.
Nightmare on Elm Street (1984, Wes Craven)Spooktacular Movie #2Damn it Glenn you had one jobOr Marge pulls her vodka out like Houdini
BLUE VELVET (1986):A 4K screening introduced by Rian Johnson!
Into the Dark: Culture Shock (2019)Heavy-handed, but message received Stepford Wives' style.
CHILD’S PLAY (1988) Depiction of voodoo religion possibly not accurate.
CABIN FEVER (2016) yes the crap remake! Pancakes... cold soggy bland pointless stupid pancakes!
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974, Tobe Hooper)Who was that BBQ made out of?
Spooktacular Movie #3
CHILD’S PLAY 2 (1990) Strange remake of The Longest Yard (stick).
Blackenstein (1973)I can't wait for House of Blackenstein.
Creep (2004)No part of this makes any sense.
CHILD’S PLAY 3 (1991) Military school barber really loves his job.
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)Most unrealistic part: Rewinding a fucking DVD.orYes, I voluntarily watched this film. Again.
The Body Snatcher (1945)Honestly, Georgina just needed a physical therapist.
Drag Me To Hell (2009, Sam Raimi)Spooktacular Movie #4Again a woman swallowing crap for job
Bruiser (2000)The rich white asshole Joker origin story
The City of the Dead aka Horror Hotel (1960, dir. John Llewellyn Moxey)Pretty good movie, terrible quality on Prime.
Burn, witch! Burn, witch!There are probably better versions on Youtube.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY (1998) Is murderous doll marriage ceremony legally binding?
Rec (2007)As promised demon zombies rec some shit.
Dawn of the Dead (1978)Fuck zombies! A blood pressure test…nice.
Carrie (1976)Those kids are so hosed. Ya burnt.
The Thing (1982)Blair take it easy. Just hang noose.
CRIMSON PEAK (2015)An attempt to convert costume drama fans?
Trick 'r Treat (2007) Party in the woods totally worth it
Dance of the Dead (2008)Night of the Creeps with gay panic!
The Lighthouse (2019)I know I'm supposed to like this...
Trick 'r Treat (2009, dir. Michael Dougherty)Baker vampire no match for Paquin wolf.
Halloween (1978, dir. John Carpenter)Ghost Bob less gross than regular Bob.
Valentine (2001, dir. Jamie Blanks)Will someone please get Angel a tissue?
All the Colors of the Dark (1972, dir. Sergio Martino)All the colors of what the fuck
Cabin Fever (2003)Friend-zone guys are the biggest monsters.
SEED OF CHUCKY (2004) Gender issues least confusing thing in movie.
Body Bags (1993)Mr. Skywalker, I can see your balls.
Dracula (1931)Insomniac coerces women into adopting his kinks
Christine (1983)Self driving cars will kill us allOrFrom 0 to 60, nerd becomes asshole
Leprechaun (1993)This seven word review is too long
Midsommar (2019)Asked for the chicken, got pube pie
Wrong Turn (Rob Schmidt, 2003)High body count for a meet cute!
The Mummy's Hand (1940)But what's so important about his hand?
The VoidLook! Lovecraft and Fulci made a baby!
Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966)Luxuriously lurching Lee lumbers loving... and drowns?
The Old Dark House (1932)Whale of a Whale, classy of Karloff.
CURSE OF CHUCKY (2013) I’ll take what’s behind Dourif number 2.
Seven (1995)Dick shake up by Johnson's package contents
Scream, Scream2, Scream3, Scream4Reinvention, Revelation, Retardation, Rejuvenation: respectfully request recognition.(PS: 3rd word used ONLY in the scientific sense, not the douche-baggy sense.)
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)Little people?!? (Insert Mark Jones impression here.)
Van Helsing (2004)Why did I do this to myself?
Countdown (2019)Not gonna lie...I've seen better movies.
Wolfen (1981)Wolf gods of New York City win.
Cabin Fever (2002)Grab a 40, sit back and party.
The Evil Dead (1981)A can do attitude and some DIY
The Thing (1982) Dir. John Carpenter What's Clark doing with those dogs anyway?
Wounds (2019, dir. Babak Anvari)Wonder how the other Winkelvoss twin's doing.
Coraline (2009)Gotta change, now I'm scared of buttons.
Planet Terror (2007)Because two legs aren't better than gun.
Slumber Party Massacre (1982)TWIST: Angela has a drill in pants.
Suspiria (2018)Wants to say everything, therefore, says nothing.
CULT OF CHUCKY (2017) Ready for next sequel. Any day now…
The Descent(2005) Depths of betrayal deeper than any cave.
From Beyond (1986)Never knew chalk outlines were so precise.
The Shining (1980) Dir. Stanley Kubrick"Redrum" just an anagram for "Mr. Rude"
Murder Party (2007)Macon sure has the hots for Lexi.
Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1968)So good I don't even miss Cushing.
It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown (1966, Bill Melendez)Spooktacular Movie #5 - perfect movie for 3amLitigious children not getting what was promised.orI'm not a Blockhead, you're the Blockhead
Tales From the Hood (1995)Great movie, never solves refried bean mystery.
Society (1989, Brian Yuzna)Spooktacular Movie #6Billy shunted them at their own game.
Return of the Living Dead (1985)traumatizing true story. Louisville 85. Never forget.
Return of the Living Dead (1985)Gulager and Mathews. New Abbot and Costello!
The Night Flier(1997) Some vampires wear capes, others author tabloids.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)It's a marshmallow world in your nightmare
1408 (2007) Dir. Mikael HåfströmSuspenseful opening undercut by fuckin goofy ending.
The Exorcist III (1990)The Devil lives in the bluray disc.
Intruder (1989)Special: All heads are now half off.
Climax (2018)Cocaine is the cure for LSD #science
Scream (1996, Wes Craven)Just a Wes Craven lovefest happening here
Frontier(s) (2007) Dir. Xavier GensRemake will take place in Trump Tower.
Mausoleum (1983)Biggest WTF element is the inexcusable runtime.
Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)I wanna drink out of cotton candy!
The Hole (2009)Liked it more this time than originally.
Satanic Panic (2019)Put Hayley Griffith in all the movies.
CreepshowJust give him his damn cake already!
Excision (2012)Medical school without the student loan debt.
The Loved Ones (2009)What Lola wants . . . is really not appropriate.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)Bring on Sense and Sensibility and Gremlins