Saturday, October 26, 2019

2019 Scary Movie Challenge Day 26


91 comments:

  1. Ghost Brigade aka Grey Knight aka The Killing Box aka The Lost Brigade (1993, dir. George Hickenlooper) (Director's Cut)

    War that pitted brother against brother's corpse.

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  2. Arachnophobia (1990)

    Wife’s commentary: Ew. Oh my God! EEEWWW.

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  3. Shaun of the dead (2004)

    The Batman Soundtrack? I really liked it.

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  4. Dawn of the Dead (1978, George Romero)
    All Night Spooktacular Movie #1

    Somewhere eyepatch guy's still drunk on air

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  5. The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
    That mermaid is a thing of beauty.

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  6. Get Out (2017)

    Wow this is the weirdest version of Othello ever.

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  7. Nightmare on Elm Street (1984, Wes Craven)
    Spooktacular Movie #2

    Damn it Glenn you had one job

    Or

    Marge pulls her vodka out like Houdini

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  8. BLUE VELVET (1986):

    A 4K screening introduced by Rian Johnson!

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  9. Into the Dark: Culture Shock (2019)

    Heavy-handed, but message received Stepford Wives' style.

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  10. CHILD’S PLAY (1988)

    Depiction of voodoo religion possibly not accurate.

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  11. CABIN FEVER (2016) yes the crap remake!

    Pancakes... cold soggy bland pointless stupid pancakes!

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  12. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974, Tobe Hooper)

    Who was that BBQ made out of?

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  13. CHILD’S PLAY 2 (1990)

    Strange remake of The Longest Yard (stick).

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  14. Blackenstein (1973)

    I can't wait for House of Blackenstein.

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  15. Creep (2004)

    No part of this makes any sense.

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  16. CHILD’S PLAY 3 (1991)

    Military school barber really loves his job.

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  17. The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)

    Most unrealistic part: Rewinding a fucking DVD.

    or

    Yes, I voluntarily watched this film. Again.

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  18. The Body Snatcher (1945)

    Honestly, Georgina just needed a physical therapist.

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  19. Drag Me To Hell (2009, Sam Raimi)
    Spooktacular Movie #4

    Again a woman swallowing crap for job

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  20. Bruiser (2000)

    The rich white asshole Joker origin story

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  21. The City of the Dead aka Horror Hotel (1960, dir. John Llewellyn Moxey)

    Pretty good movie, terrible quality on Prime.

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    1. Burn, witch! Burn, witch!

      There are probably better versions on Youtube.

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  22. BRIDE OF CHUCKY (1998)

    Is murderous doll marriage ceremony legally binding?

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  23. Rec (2007)

    As promised demon zombies rec some shit.

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  24. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    Fuck zombies! A blood pressure test…nice.

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  25. Carrie (1976)

    Those kids are so hosed. Ya burnt.

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  26. The Thing (1982)

    Blair take it easy. Just hang noose.

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  27. CRIMSON PEAK (2015)

    An attempt to convert costume drama fans?

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  28. Trick 'r Treat (2007)

    Party in the woods totally worth it

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  29. Dance of the Dead (2008)

    Night of the Creeps with gay panic!

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  30. The Lighthouse (2019)

    I know I'm supposed to like this...

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  31. Trick 'r Treat (2009, dir. Michael Dougherty)

    Baker vampire no match for Paquin wolf.

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  32. Halloween (1978, dir. John Carpenter)

    Ghost Bob less gross than regular Bob.

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  33. Valentine (2001, dir. Jamie Blanks)

    Will someone please get Angel a tissue?

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  34. All the Colors of the Dark (1972, dir. Sergio Martino)

    All the colors of what the fuck

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  35. Cabin Fever (2003)

    Friend-zone guys are the biggest monsters.

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  36. SEED OF CHUCKY (2004)

    Gender issues least confusing thing in movie.

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  37. Body Bags (1993)

    Mr. Skywalker, I can see your balls.

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  38. Dracula (1931)

    Insomniac coerces women into adopting his kinks

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  39. Christine (1983)

    Self driving cars will kill us all

    Or

    From 0 to 60, nerd becomes asshole

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  40. Leprechaun (1993)

    This seven word review is too long

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  41. Midsommar (2019)

    Asked for the chicken, got pube pie

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  42. Wrong Turn (Rob Schmidt, 2003)

    High body count for a meet cute!

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  43. The Mummy's Hand (1940)

    But what's so important about his hand?

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  44. The Void
    Look! Lovecraft and Fulci made a baby!

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  45. Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966)
    Luxuriously lurching Lee lumbers loving... and drowns?

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  46. The Old Dark House (1932)
    Whale of a Whale, classy of Karloff.

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  47. CURSE OF CHUCKY (2013)

    I’ll take what’s behind Dourif number 2.

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  48. Seven (1995)

    Dick shake up by Johnson's package contents

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  49. Scream, Scream2, Scream3, Scream4
    Reinvention, Revelation, Retardation, Rejuvenation: respectfully request recognition.

    (PS: 3rd word used ONLY in the scientific sense, not the douche-baggy sense.)

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  50. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
    Little people?!? (Insert Mark Jones impression here.)

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  51. Van Helsing (2004)
    Why did I do this to myself?

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  52. Countdown (2019)

    Not gonna lie...I've seen better movies.

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  53. Wolfen (1981)
    Wolf gods of New York City win.

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  54. Cabin Fever (2002)

    Grab a 40, sit back and party.

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  55. The Evil Dead (1981)

    A can do attitude and some DIY

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  56. The Thing (1982) Dir. John Carpenter

    What's Clark doing with those dogs anyway?

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  57. Wounds (2019, dir. Babak Anvari)

    Wonder how the other Winkelvoss twin's doing.

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  58. Coraline (2009)

    Gotta change, now I'm scared of buttons.

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  59. Planet Terror (2007)

    Because two legs aren't better than gun.

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  60. Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

    TWIST: Angela has a drill in pants.

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  61. Suspiria (2018)

    Wants to say everything, therefore, says nothing.

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  62. CULT OF CHUCKY (2017)

    Ready for next sequel. Any day now…

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  63. The Descent(2005) Depths of betrayal deeper than any cave.

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  64. From Beyond (1986)

    Never knew chalk outlines were so precise.

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  65. The Shining (1980) Dir. Stanley Kubrick

    "Redrum" just an anagram for "Mr. Rude"

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  66. Murder Party (2007)

    Macon sure has the hots for Lexi.

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  67. Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1968)

    So good I don't even miss Cushing.

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  68. It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown (1966, Bill Melendez)
    Spooktacular Movie #5 - perfect movie for 3am

    Litigious children not getting what was promised.

    or

    I'm not a Blockhead, you're the Blockhead

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  69. Tales From the Hood (1995)

    Great movie, never solves refried bean mystery.

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  70. Society (1989, Brian Yuzna)
    Spooktacular Movie #6

    Billy shunted them at their own game.

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  71. Return of the Living Dead (1985)

    traumatizing true story. Louisville 85. Never forget.

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  72. Return of the Living Dead (1985)

    Gulager and Mathews. New Abbot and Costello!

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  73. The Night Flier(1997) Some vampires wear capes, others author tabloids.

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  74. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    It's a marshmallow world in your nightmare

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  75. 1408 (2007) Dir. Mikael Håfström

    Suspenseful opening undercut by fuckin goofy ending.

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  76. The Exorcist III (1990)

    The Devil lives in the bluray disc.

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  77. Intruder (1989)

    Special: All heads are now half off.

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  78. Climax (2018)

    Cocaine is the cure for LSD #science

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  79. Scream (1996, Wes Craven)

    Just a Wes Craven lovefest happening here

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  80. Frontier(s) (2007) Dir. Xavier Gens

    Remake will take place in Trump Tower.

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  81. Mausoleum (1983)

    Biggest WTF element is the inexcusable runtime.

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  82. Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)

    I wanna drink out of cotton candy!

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  83. The Hole (2009)

    Liked it more this time than originally.

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  84. Satanic Panic (2019)

    Put Hayley Griffith in all the movies.

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  85. Creepshow

    Just give him his damn cake already!

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  86. Excision (2012)

    Medical school without the student loan debt.

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  87. The Loved Ones (2009)

    What Lola wants . . . is really not appropriate.

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  88. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)

    Bring on Sense and Sensibility and Gremlins

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