Sunday, October 27, 2019

2019 Scary Movie Challenge Day 27


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  1. PIRANHA 3D (2010, dir. Alexandre Aja)

    Coeds (with generous flotation devices) get schooled.

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  2. The Perfection (2019)

    I'm not being abused. You're just cellist.

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  3. Satanic panic

    I'd let AJ Bowen be my boyfriend

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  4. Dark Waters (1994)
    Nuns. Secluded Island. What’s not to like?

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  5. The Beyond (1981)
    Eye gouging and funky soundtrack? It’s Italian.

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  6. Scream 2 (1997, Wes Craven)

    Olyphant's awkward dance: 3rd best in horror

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  7. THE CONJURING (2013)

    Ocean Master’s not authorized to perform exorcisms.

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  8. Demonoid (1981)

    The devil kindly lends a helping hand

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  9. CARRIE (1976)

    Terrifying women's power filtered by two men!

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  10. "Hell Fest" (2018, Dir. Gregory Plotkin)

    Masked maniac, sure, but a helluva father.

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  11. THE CONJURING 2 (2016)

    Wise men say Ocean Masters rush in.

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  12. JeruZalem(2015) Google Glass. Facial Recognition....Facial Recognition....DEMON.

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  13. DrĂ¡cula (1931; Spanish Version)

    Possum actors do all their own stunts

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  14. It Comes at Night (2017)

    Disappointed in the movie's lack of come

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  15. The Crazies (1973)

    Watch army bureaucracy fail in real time!

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  16. Warlock (1989)

    The witch hunter has many magic tools...

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  17. Dead Silence

    This was a movie that I watched.

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  18. Lake Placid

    Why would anyone cheat on Bridget Fonda?

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  19. The Collector(2009) Ah, the trappings of home. Painful. Deadly.

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  20. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988, dir. Dwight H. Little)

    Crazy doctor won’t leave gas attendant alone.

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  21. Soultaker (1990)

    Starring Joe. The Estevez Emilio even forgot.

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  22. What Lies Beneath (2000)

    Is he nuts?
    He's no nuts, He's crazy.

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  23. Blood Rage (1987)

    Letterbox'd, LET ME GIVE THIS FIFTY STARS!

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  24. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

    Dogs really do look like their owners.

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  25. Night of the Creeps (1986)

    Betas suck. You should always pledge VHS.

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  26. The Omen (1976)

    The subtle score finally won me over.

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  27. The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

    I pick Quigley over Jackson any day.

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  28. The Blob (1988)

    blub…and then something about a mullet.

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  29. Countdown (2019)

    Only watched for potential Adam Riske review

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  30. Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)

    My favorite scene? Death by shadow puppets.

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  31. The Hole (2009)

    Not the Courtney Love biopic I expected.

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  32. Castle Freak (1995)

    Thumbs up and off for all-stars reuniting!

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  33. Satanic Panic (2019)

    This movie has a lot of heart.

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  34. Troll (1986)

    Two Harry Potters and one Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

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  35. The Purge (2013)

    Made me wanna binge on Purge movies.

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  36. Phantom of the Paradise (1974, dir. Brian De Palma)

    Like Rocky Horror Picture Show, but good.

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  37. The Phantom of the Opera (1925, dir. Rupert Julian)

    The one version where he's actually ugly.

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  38. The Changeling(1980) Knives? Chainsaws? Machete? None top the wheelchair.

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  39. Annabelle

    Ah, those pesky doll-based cult rituals

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  40. The Mummy's Ghost (1944)

    Mummy minces down slight inclines. Safety first!

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  41. The Perfection (2019)

    Yo-Yo Ma's probably like "Cello don't lie"

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  42. ANABELLE (2014)

    Movie’s barely audible, then gets REALLY LOUD!!!

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  43. Absentia (2011) dir. Mike Flanagan

    It seems Mike Flanagan has a type.

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  44. The Blob (1988)

    I think that cotton candy's gone bad.

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  45. Countdown (2019) dir. Justin Dec

    Joey King would've classed this thing up.

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  46. Constantine (2005) dir. Francis Lawrence

    How has there not been a sequel?

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  47. ANABELE: CREATION (2017)

    Dumbwaiter interior is bigger than my house.

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  48. The Lighthouse (2019)

    Dafoe's cooking doesn't lead to living deliciously

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  49. Halloween II (2009)

    More of that pumpkin supper scene, please

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  50. Zombieland II: Double Tap (2019)

    They Murray'ed that with all the graphics.

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  51. The Funhouse (1981)

    Should've went for a NOSE job instead!

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  52. Dog Soldiers (2002)

    Twister's got flying cows? Hold my beer.

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  53. THE LIGHTHOUSE (2019);

    So THAT’S how you fuck a mermaid!

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  54. Halloween (1978) Dir. John Carpenter

    World's worst doctor shoots his own patient.

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  55. The Mummy (1932)

    Like Hunger Games... neither suitor quite fits.

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  56. Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988, dir. Stephen Chiodo)

    John Vernon goes out like a dummy.

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  57. The Hole (2009, dir. Joe Dante)

    More basements should come with fear holes.

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  58. Satanic Panic (2019, dir. Chelsea Stardust)

    Great use of Chekov's kill-do. Pizza's here!

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  59. Countdown (Justin Dec, 2019)

    Would rather die than read user agreements

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  60. Girl on the Third Floor (2019, dir. Travis Stevens)

    Punk wrestles with scary marbles, wall goo.

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  61. ANNABELLE COMES HOME (2019)

    Why’s each Annabelle movie eight hours long?

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  62. The Mummy's Tomb (1942)

    Perhaps the most conservative Universal Monster movie.

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  63. HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS (1988):

    "Good guys with guns" are ultimately ineffectual.

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  64. CURSE OF THE DEMON (1957)

    Karswell affably disguises his menace with manners

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  65. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) Dir. Tommy Lee Wallace

    Nipple sucking, the perfect cure for bereavement.

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  66. Manhunter (1986)

    Mann's marina patina, subpoenas his bambina, Farina

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  67. THE LIGHTHOUSE (2019, Robert Eggers)

    A brilliant filmmaker keel-hauls the sophomore slump.

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  68. Dead and Buried (1981)

    Strange old man has a death fetish.

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  69. Evil Dead 2 (1987)

    It's like violent Looney Tunes on LSD.

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  71. Dead by Dawn (2011)

    Will be completely forgotten by breakfast time

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  72. SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE II (1987):

    Rockabilly Freddy Krueger. Guitar drill. Five Stars.

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  73. Phantom of the Megaplex (2000)

    Horror of customer service! Angry customer crowds.

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  74. Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)

    Great books made into a "fine" movie.

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  75. Murder Party (2007)

    Don't stop when chased! Pee AND run!

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  76. WolfCop (2014)

    Best werewolf sex scene? Certainly best song.

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  77. Hush (2016) dir. Mike Flanagan

    JGJ took The Newsroom cancellation pretty hard.

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  78. THE NUN (2018)

    Magic orbs? Portals? Do nuns play D&D?

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  79. Body Bags (1993)

    Don't that make your blue eye brown

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  80. Body Bags (1993)

    After peeping and assault Lewis declines further

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  81. The Other Hell (Bruno Mattei, 1981)

    Nunsploitation is a term I learned today.

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  82. Centipede Horror (Keith Li, 1982)

    So bad, and not even fun bad.

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  83. Fright House (Len Anthony, 1989)

    Hair lengths change from scene to scene.

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  84. Ready or Not (2019, Tyler Gillett + Matt Bettinelli-Olpin)

    Weaving nails it, right through the hand

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  85. Seven (1995)

    Dick shaken up by Johnson's package contents

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  86. The Happening (2008)

    This made me want to kill myself

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  87. Trick 'r Treat (2007)

    I love that cute little pumpkin guy

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  88. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

    Bride kinda like Manhattan in Jason 8

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  89. Pet Sematary (2019)

    I don't know. Should have rewatched Sleepwalkers.

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  90. 3 from Hell (2019)

    Not Zombie's best, but far from worst.

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  91. Peeping Tom (1960)

    Going to extremes for a good selfie.

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