Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan Jason takes boat to studio in Vancouver
The Fifth Cord (1971, Luigo Bazzoni)Franco Nero's got 99 problems, Giallo style.
MONSTER IN THE CLOSET (1986) Villain from Howard the Duck got demoted.
Friday the 13th (2009)Dude! Killing is an outside activity, Jason!
Next of Kin (1982, Tony Williams)Moody, creepy, creaky houses are my jamOrBe careful with the water wastage, mate
Darren McGavin's THE NIGHT STALKER (1972 made-for-TV movie, 74 min.) on DVD.Carl Kolchak, every horror fan's spirit animal.
Ruben Fleischer's ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019, 99 min.) at AMC Dolby Prime for the first time."Shaun..." filmmakers called, want 'dopplegangers' gag back.and"World War Z" people cal... you know!
The Human Centipede 3 (The Final Sequence) (2015)Somebody had to watch it, right? Right?
THE STEPFORD WIVES (1975) the original and not the crap remake! Men terrified of empowered women manufacture fembots!
Haha!Paula Prentiss owned that movie. And yeah, the remake was crap.
I wonder who thought the remake would work as a comedy. It is among the most dissonant combinations of story and narrative tone I have come across.
Nosferatu (1922)Hutter ushers peeper, neighbors neck and Knock
I've seen this movie. I own this movie. I don't get your review, and yet it made me laugh all the same. Go figure. Well done.
Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970, dir. Peter Sasdy)Ya’d think Dracula would own a watch.
Death Line aka Raw Meat (1972 dir. Gary Sherman)Tunnel dwellers chew flesh, Pleasence chews scenery.
Pet Sematary (2019)TV commercial family, less scary Zelda. Bummer.
"Gerald's Game" (2017, Dir. Mike Flanagan)Gomez Addams should cover the defense costs.
3 From Hell (2019)Devil's Rejects ended perfectly. This ruined it.
The Hole (2009, Dir. Joe Dante)A "hole" lotta creepy, fear-facing, PG-13 fun.
Killer Clowns From Outer Space (1988, Dir. Stephen Chiodo)Waaaaaay more pie-throwing than most horror films.
Fright Night (1985)All chimney’s should have a fog setting.
Childs Play (1988)That's why you buy from licensed retailers.
HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP (1980, dir. Barbara Peeters & Jimmy T. Murakami)And I thought I had tough pregnancies?
Cabin Fever (2002)Those kids were always gonna catch something.
MiseryI kinda wanna read the Misery books....
Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)...nightmare serpents wisely bail from dying franchise...(also)...hearing aid kid: second best franchise set-piece...
The Thing (1982) Nauls is the inspiration for Roller Girl
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)Sex Machine's gun's recoil can't be pleasant.
Killer Clowns From Outer Space (1988, Dir. Stephen Chiodo)Matrix pods via Wonka cotton candy aesthetics
THE HOLE (2009, Dir. Joe Dante)Good they didn't fear the Stay Puft Man
SATANIC PANIC (2019, dir. Chelsea Stardust)I might let Rebecca Romijn just win...orWHAT ABOUT THE PIZZA? MAY I TRY?
👏🤣🍕
NIGHTFLYERS (1987) Wearing sunglasses in space? Sure, why not?
Night of Fear (1972)50 minutes and still too much fat.
From beyond the grave 1974The Gatecrasher Warning! Never trust a blood soaked neighbour
From beyond the grave 1974An act of KindnessMatch.com never! Meet your Match buying Matches
This is my favorite section of the film, Donald Pleasance at his best.
Agree. He was just the right side of strange. Very well played giving out a wierd vibe in every scene. Not easy to do
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994, dir. Don Coscarelli)At least crack a window for Tim!
Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998, dir. Don Coscarelli)The clip show episode of the franchise.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988, dir. Stephen Chiodo)I like this mov- wait... another door!
The Hole (2009, dir. Joe Dante)Dick Miller can somehow make pizza better.
Satanic Panic (2019; dir. Chelsea Stardust)Should've had Dick Miller deliver the pizza.
VAMPIRE AT MIDNIGHT (1988) That jerk comedian had it coming, right?
Fright Night (1985, dir. Tom Holland)No joke here. I love Fright Night.
From beyond the grave The Elemental Madam Orloff's shoulder massage ends in pain
From beyond the grave The DoorNew door leads to another era, Era!
Haunt (2019)We're all like wearing masks, you know?
From beyond the graveWraparoundRoute of evil was money, still is....
The Wolf Man (George Waggner, 1941)Still unmatched in low lying fog budget.
The Purge (2013) - first time watchGreat concept, somewhat predictable, sequels on deck.
The Shallows (2016)Second best shark movie. Best seagull acting
Blade (1998)Surely most ice rinks are just flat...?
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IN THE TALL GRASS (2019) Starting to think Stephen King’s a weirdo.
The Strangers (2008)One way to turn down a proposal
Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996)*Watching Hellraiser*"But WHO made those boxes??"
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)Metaphysical monster blocked by bumping into boiler.
The Addams Family (1991)I wonder what happened to Things body..
Hell House, LLC (2015)I really like this movie. Quite good!
Scream 2 (1997)Dewey's plot armor better than Arya Stark's
STEPHEN KING’S THE GOLDEN YEARS (1991) So boring that I… uh… zzz… zzz…
Nina Forever (2015)Nina is a metaphor for something, right?
NIGHTMARE (1981)Crude, effective, and ends with a bangORPerfect for Scary Movie Month or Junesploitation
Red Eye (2005) Dir. Wes CravenSecurity in this airport is a joke.
The Grudge (2004)Ghost scariest thing on city bus? Lucky.
The Amityville Horror (2005)Deadpool pretends to be Cables real father.
The Amityville Horror (2005)really bad remake of a bad film
Train To Busan (2016)Bright side: future birthdays can't be worse.
Haunt (Scott Beck & Bryan Woods, 2019)This haunt will scare you to death.
3 From Hell (2019)Did Robert Rodriguez take over this film?
House (1986)Evil Dead, but you know, for kids
Crawl (2019)Got tired pretty fast, like swimming crawl.
Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan
ReplyDeleteJason takes boat to studio in Vancouver
The Fifth Cord (1971, Luigo Bazzoni)
ReplyDeleteFranco Nero's got 99 problems, Giallo style.
MONSTER IN THE CLOSET (1986)
ReplyDeleteVillain from Howard the Duck got demoted.
Friday the 13th (2009)
ReplyDeleteDude! Killing is an outside activity, Jason!
Next of Kin (1982, Tony Williams)
ReplyDeleteMoody, creepy, creaky houses are my jam
Or
Be careful with the water wastage, mate
Darren McGavin's THE NIGHT STALKER (1972 made-for-TV movie, 74 min.) on DVD.
ReplyDeleteCarl Kolchak, every horror fan's spirit animal.
Ruben Fleischer's ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019, 99 min.) at AMC Dolby Prime for the first time.
ReplyDelete"Shaun..." filmmakers called, want 'dopplegangers' gag back.
and
"World War Z" people cal... you know!
The Human Centipede 3 (The Final Sequence) (2015)
ReplyDeleteSomebody had to watch it, right? Right?
THE STEPFORD WIVES (1975) the original and not the crap remake!
ReplyDeleteMen terrified of empowered women manufacture fembots!
Haha!
DeletePaula Prentiss owned that movie. And yeah, the remake was crap.
I wonder who thought the remake would work as a comedy. It is among the most dissonant combinations of story and narrative tone I have come across.
DeleteNosferatu (1922)
ReplyDeleteHutter ushers peeper, neighbors neck and Knock
I've seen this movie. I own this movie. I don't get your review, and yet it made me laugh all the same. Go figure. Well done.
DeleteTaste the Blood of Dracula (1970, dir. Peter Sasdy)
ReplyDeleteYa’d think Dracula would own a watch.
Death Line aka Raw Meat (1972 dir. Gary Sherman)
ReplyDeleteTunnel dwellers chew flesh, Pleasence chews scenery.
Pet Sematary (2019)
ReplyDeleteTV commercial family, less scary Zelda. Bummer.
"Gerald's Game" (2017, Dir. Mike Flanagan)
ReplyDeleteGomez Addams should cover the defense costs.
3 From Hell (2019)
ReplyDeleteDevil's Rejects ended perfectly. This ruined it.
The Hole (2009, Dir. Joe Dante)
ReplyDeleteA "hole" lotta creepy, fear-facing, PG-13 fun.
Killer Clowns From Outer Space (1988, Dir. Stephen Chiodo)
ReplyDeleteWaaaaaay more pie-throwing than most horror films.
Fright Night (1985)
ReplyDeleteAll chimney’s should have a fog setting.
Childs Play (1988)
ReplyDeleteThat's why you buy from licensed retailers.
HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP (1980, dir. Barbara Peeters & Jimmy T. Murakami)
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought I had tough pregnancies?
Cabin Fever (2002)
ReplyDeleteThose kids were always gonna catch something.
Misery
ReplyDeleteI kinda wanna read the Misery books....
Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
ReplyDelete...nightmare serpents wisely bail from dying franchise...
(also)
...hearing aid kid: second best franchise set-piece...
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteNauls is the inspiration for Roller Girl
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
ReplyDeleteSex Machine's gun's recoil can't be pleasant.
Killer Clowns From Outer Space (1988, Dir. Stephen Chiodo)
ReplyDeleteMatrix pods via Wonka cotton candy aesthetics
THE HOLE (2009, Dir. Joe Dante)
ReplyDeleteGood they didn't fear the Stay Puft Man
SATANIC PANIC (2019, dir. Chelsea Stardust)
ReplyDeleteI might let Rebecca Romijn just win...
or
WHAT ABOUT THE PIZZA? MAY I TRY?
👏🤣🍕
DeleteNIGHTFLYERS (1987)
ReplyDeleteWearing sunglasses in space? Sure, why not?
Night of Fear (1972)
ReplyDelete50 minutes and still too much fat.
From beyond the grave 1974
ReplyDeleteThe Gatecrasher
Warning! Never trust a blood soaked neighbour
From beyond the grave 1974
ReplyDeleteAn act of Kindness
Match.com never! Meet your Match buying Matches
This is my favorite section of the film, Donald Pleasance at his best.
DeleteAgree. He was just the right side of strange. Very well played giving out a wierd vibe in every scene. Not easy to do
DeletePhantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994, dir. Don Coscarelli)
ReplyDeleteAt least crack a window for Tim!
Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998, dir. Don Coscarelli)
ReplyDeleteThe clip show episode of the franchise.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988, dir. Stephen Chiodo)
ReplyDeleteI like this mov- wait... another door!
The Hole (2009, dir. Joe Dante)
ReplyDeleteDick Miller can somehow make pizza better.
Satanic Panic (2019; dir. Chelsea Stardust)
ReplyDeleteShould've had Dick Miller deliver the pizza.
VAMPIRE AT MIDNIGHT (1988)
ReplyDeleteThat jerk comedian had it coming, right?
Fright Night (1985, dir. Tom Holland)
ReplyDeleteNo joke here. I love Fright Night.
From beyond the grave
ReplyDeleteThe Elemental
Madam Orloff's shoulder massage ends in pain
From beyond the grave
ReplyDeleteThe Door
New door leads to another era, Era!
Haunt (2019)
ReplyDeleteWe're all like wearing masks, you know?
From beyond the grave
ReplyDeleteWraparound
Route of evil was money, still is....
The Wolf Man (George Waggner, 1941)
ReplyDeleteStill unmatched in low lying fog budget.
The Purge (2013) - first time watch
ReplyDeleteGreat concept, somewhat predictable, sequels on deck.
The Shallows (2016)
ReplyDeleteSecond best shark movie. Best seagull acting
Blade (1998)
ReplyDeleteSurely most ice rinks are just flat...?
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteIN THE TALL GRASS (2019)
ReplyDeleteStarting to think Stephen King’s a weirdo.
The Strangers (2008)
ReplyDeleteOne way to turn down a proposal
Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996)
ReplyDelete*Watching Hellraiser*
"But WHO made those boxes??"
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)
ReplyDeleteMetaphysical monster blocked by bumping into boiler.
The Addams Family (1991)
ReplyDeleteI wonder what happened to Things body..
Hell House, LLC (2015)
ReplyDeleteI really like this movie. Quite good!
Scream 2 (1997)
ReplyDeleteDewey's plot armor better than Arya Stark's
STEPHEN KING’S THE GOLDEN YEARS (1991)
ReplyDeleteSo boring that I… uh… zzz… zzz…
Nina Forever (2015)
ReplyDeleteNina is a metaphor for something, right?
NIGHTMARE (1981)
ReplyDeleteCrude, effective, and ends with a bang
OR
Perfect for Scary Movie Month or Junesploitation
Red Eye (2005) Dir. Wes Craven
ReplyDeleteSecurity in this airport is a joke.
The Grudge (2004)
ReplyDeleteGhost scariest thing on city bus? Lucky.
The Amityville Horror (2005)
ReplyDeleteDeadpool pretends to be Cables real father.
The Amityville Horror (2005)
ReplyDeletereally bad remake of a bad film
Train To Busan (2016)
ReplyDeleteBright side: future birthdays can't be worse.
Haunt (Scott Beck & Bryan Woods, 2019)
ReplyDeleteThis haunt will scare you to death.
3 From Hell (2019)
ReplyDeleteDid Robert Rodriguez take over this film?
House (1986)
ReplyDeleteEvil Dead, but you know, for kids
Crawl (2019)
ReplyDeleteGot tired pretty fast, like swimming crawl.