Monday, October 28, 2019

2019 Scary Movie Challenge Day 28


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  1. Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan

    Jason takes boat to studio in Vancouver

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  2. The Fifth Cord (1971, Luigo Bazzoni)

    Franco Nero's got 99 problems, Giallo style.

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  3. MONSTER IN THE CLOSET (1986)

    Villain from Howard the Duck got demoted.

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  4. Friday the 13th (2009)
    Dude! Killing is an outside activity, Jason!

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  5. Next of Kin (1982, Tony Williams)

    Moody, creepy, creaky houses are my jam

    Or

    Be careful with the water wastage, mate

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  6. Darren McGavin's THE NIGHT STALKER (1972 made-for-TV movie, 74 min.) on DVD.

    Carl Kolchak, every horror fan's spirit animal.

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  7. Ruben Fleischer's ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019, 99 min.) at AMC Dolby Prime for the first time.

    "Shaun..." filmmakers called, want 'dopplegangers' gag back.
    and
    "World War Z" people cal... you know!

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  8. The Human Centipede 3 (The Final Sequence) (2015)

    Somebody had to watch it, right? Right?

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  9. THE STEPFORD WIVES (1975) the original and not the crap remake!

    Men terrified of empowered women manufacture fembots!

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    1. Haha!

      Paula Prentiss owned that movie. And yeah, the remake was crap.

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    2. I wonder who thought the remake would work as a comedy. It is among the most dissonant combinations of story and narrative tone I have come across.

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  10. Nosferatu (1922)

    Hutter ushers peeper, neighbors neck and Knock

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    1. I've seen this movie. I own this movie. I don't get your review, and yet it made me laugh all the same. Go figure. Well done.

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  11. Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970, dir. Peter Sasdy)

    Ya’d think Dracula would own a watch.

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  12. Death Line aka Raw Meat (1972 dir. Gary Sherman)

    Tunnel dwellers chew flesh, Pleasence chews scenery.

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  13. Pet Sematary (2019)

    TV commercial family, less scary Zelda. Bummer.

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  14. "Gerald's Game" (2017, Dir. Mike Flanagan)

    Gomez Addams should cover the defense costs.

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  15. 3 From Hell (2019)

    Devil's Rejects ended perfectly. This ruined it.

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  16. The Hole (2009, Dir. Joe Dante)

    A "hole" lotta creepy, fear-facing, PG-13 fun.

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  17. Killer Clowns From Outer Space (1988, Dir. Stephen Chiodo)

    Waaaaaay more pie-throwing than most horror films.

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  18. Fright Night (1985)

    All chimney’s should have a fog setting.

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  19. Childs Play (1988)

    That's why you buy from licensed retailers.

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  20. HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP (1980, dir. Barbara Peeters & Jimmy T. Murakami)

    And I thought I had tough pregnancies?

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  21. Cabin Fever (2002)

    Those kids were always gonna catch something.

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  22. Misery

    I kinda wanna read the Misery books....

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  23. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

    ...nightmare serpents wisely bail from dying franchise...

    (also)

    ...hearing aid kid: second best franchise set-piece...

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  24. The Thing (1982)

    Nauls is the inspiration for Roller Girl

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  25. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

    Sex Machine's gun's recoil can't be pleasant.

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  26. Killer Clowns From Outer Space (1988, Dir. Stephen Chiodo)

    Matrix pods via Wonka cotton candy aesthetics

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  27. THE HOLE (2009, Dir. Joe Dante)

    Good they didn't fear the Stay Puft Man

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  28. SATANIC PANIC (2019, dir. Chelsea Stardust)

    I might let Rebecca Romijn just win...

    or

    WHAT ABOUT THE PIZZA? MAY I TRY?

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  29. NIGHTFLYERS (1987)

    Wearing sunglasses in space? Sure, why not?

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  30. Night of Fear (1972)

    50 minutes and still too much fat.

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  31. From beyond the grave 1974

    The Gatecrasher

    Warning! Never trust a blood soaked neighbour

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  32. From beyond the grave 1974

    An act of Kindness

    Match.com never! Meet your Match buying Matches

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    1. This is my favorite section of the film, Donald Pleasance at his best.

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    2. Agree. He was just the right side of strange. Very well played giving out a wierd vibe in every scene. Not easy to do

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  33. Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994, dir. Don Coscarelli)

    At least crack a window for Tim!

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  34. Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998, dir. Don Coscarelli)

    The clip show episode of the franchise.

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  35. Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988, dir. Stephen Chiodo)

    I like this mov- wait... another door!

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  36. The Hole (2009, dir. Joe Dante)

    Dick Miller can somehow make pizza better.

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  37. Satanic Panic (2019; dir. Chelsea Stardust)

    Should've had Dick Miller deliver the pizza.

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  38. VAMPIRE AT MIDNIGHT (1988)

    That jerk comedian had it coming, right?

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  39. Fright Night (1985, dir. Tom Holland)

    No joke here. I love Fright Night.

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  40. From beyond the grave

    The Elemental

    Madam Orloff's shoulder massage ends in pain


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  41. From beyond the grave

    The Door

    New door leads to another era, Era!

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  42. Haunt (2019)

    We're all like wearing masks, you know?

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  43. From beyond the grave

    Wraparound


    Route of evil was money, still is....

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  44. The Wolf Man (George Waggner, 1941)

    Still unmatched in low lying fog budget.

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  45. The Purge (2013) - first time watch

    Great concept, somewhat predictable, sequels on deck.

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  46. The Shallows (2016)

    Second best shark movie. Best seagull acting

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  47. Blade (1998)

    Surely most ice rinks are just flat...?

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  49. IN THE TALL GRASS (2019)

    Starting to think Stephen King’s a weirdo.

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  50. The Strangers (2008)

    One way to turn down a proposal

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  51. Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996)

    *Watching Hellraiser*

    "But WHO made those boxes??"

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  52. Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)

    Metaphysical monster blocked by bumping into boiler.

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  53. The Addams Family (1991)

    I wonder what happened to Things body..

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  54. Hell House, LLC (2015)

    I really like this movie. Quite good!

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  55. Scream 2 (1997)

    Dewey's plot armor better than Arya Stark's

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  56. STEPHEN KING’S THE GOLDEN YEARS (1991)

    So boring that I… uh… zzz… zzz…

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  57. Nina Forever (2015)

    Nina is a metaphor for something, right?

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  58. NIGHTMARE (1981)

    Crude, effective, and ends with a bang
    OR
    Perfect for Scary Movie Month or Junesploitation

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  59. Red Eye (2005) Dir. Wes Craven

    Security in this airport is a joke.

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  60. The Grudge (2004)

    Ghost scariest thing on city bus? Lucky.

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  61. The Amityville Horror (2005)

    Deadpool pretends to be Cables real father.

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  62. The Amityville Horror (2005)

    really bad remake of a bad film

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  63. Train To Busan (2016)

    Bright side: future birthdays can't be worse.

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  64. Haunt (Scott Beck & Bryan Woods, 2019)

    This haunt will scare you to death.

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  65. 3 From Hell (2019)

    Did Robert Rodriguez take over this film?

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  66. House (1986)

    Evil Dead, but you know, for kids

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  67. Crawl (2019)

    Got tired pretty fast, like swimming crawl.

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