I did have a much better review in mind, but it may spoil things. I'm glad we got an early screening so close to my house, but it sure would've been nice if they could've pushed the release up a few weeks. The only movies that should be released in November are Bond movies.
Carrie (1976)
ReplyDeleteReal evil is absolutist morality. Also religion.
My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)
ReplyDeleteLast Valentine, I gave you my heart
Tick (1993)
ReplyDeleteGangster Carlton sure did love his dog.
Wrong Turn(2003) Local hospitality a cut above the rest.
ReplyDeleteThe Reaping (2007)
ReplyDelete"I have made some mistakes" - Stephen Hopkins
Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteRock and Roll one liners are deadly.
CLASS OF NUKE ‘EM HIGH (1986)
ReplyDeleteFellini reference was last thing I expected.
Frailty (2001, Bill Paxton)
ReplyDeleteGod Damn it, Dad's had another vision!
Or
Bill Paxton a legend, then, now, forever.
Hotel Transylvania (2012)
ReplyDeleteSandler plays washed up blood sucker, appropriate
Greta (2019)
ReplyDeleteMost unrealistic part: Nice people from Boston
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteAm I sleeping on Michael's hide-and-go-seek skills?
The Box (2009) dir. Richard Kelly
ReplyDeleteI think this is his best movie.
DRESSED TO KILL (1980)
ReplyDeleteMichael Caine makes a HIDEOUS looking lady.
TRANSYLVANIA 6-5000 (1985)
ReplyDeleteDir Rudy De Luca
Geena Davis and...Wow.
Geena Davis. Wow.
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
ReplyDeleteWoman in man's world gets shit done.
Phantasm (1979, dir. Don Coscarelli)
ReplyDeleteGraveyard sex with Angus Scrimm's my fantasy.
Return of the Living Dead
ReplyDeleteBrains brains brains brains brains brains brainnnnnns!
The Perfection (2019)
ReplyDeleteThat's why I don't take the bus.
Or,
DeleteAnother great recommendation by JB. Thank you!
HOUSE OF USHER (1960)
ReplyDeleteJust get out of the house, Phillip.
WOLFEN (1981)
ReplyDeleteCertain creatures can thrive among urban decay.
OR
The Bronx scenes are horrific by themselves.
The Lighthouse (2019)
ReplyDeleteNeeds captions and a few extra rations.
A Quiet Place (2018)
ReplyDeleteRead this aloud at your own risk
Black Christmas (1974)
ReplyDeleteIs it too early for Christmas movies?
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
ReplyDeleteThe strangest aerobics' video, but whatever works.
The Lost Boys (1987)
ReplyDeleteMichael. Michael . . . . Michael: Michael? Michael!?!?!? Michael! Michael.
"The Human Centipede" (2009, Dir. Tom Six)
ReplyDeleteWatching this makes you the middle segment.
Martyrs (2008)
ReplyDeleteHuh, guess my day's not so bad.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteSneaking suspicion Loomis is a shitty Doctor
A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)
ReplyDeleteKnow what Freddy? YOU'RE being a b-word!
The Old Dark House (1932)
ReplyDeleteCouples Retreat, but spooky and worth watching.
Son of Frankenstein (1939)
ReplyDeleteTeutonic hanging laws are full of loopholes.
The Lord's of Salem (2012)
ReplyDeleteRob Zombie's GILF fetish on full display
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteMichael’s grip strength is off the chain.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
ReplyDeleteDon’t worry we get lots of epilogues.
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteTakes a Carpenter to put this together.
CLASS OF NUKE ‘EM HIGH PART II: SUBHUMANOID MELTDOWN (1991)
ReplyDeleteChest mouths even more disturbing than Videodrome.
CLASS OF NUKE ‘EM HIGH PART III: THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE SUBHUMANOID (1994)
ReplyDeleteDrink every time they break fourth wall.
House on Haunted Hill (1959)
ReplyDeleteDon't mess with Vincent-- It's HIS movie.
Spider Baby (1967)
ReplyDeleteHappy Redeker survived: He's in Ordinary People!
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
ReplyDeleteThey're coming to get you, Barbara-- REALLY.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
ReplyDeleteMost appropriate subject for 1980's color palette.
The Hole (2009)
ReplyDeleteWhat if kids were scared of GREMLINS?
Satanic Panic (2019)
ReplyDeleteAll hail Chelsea Stardust-- horror and satire!
Man of a Thousand Faces (1957)
ReplyDeleteDon't step on it... maybe it's Cagney.
Black Christmas (1974)
ReplyDeleteSargeant Nash answering distress calls is must-see.
Don't Breathe (2016)
ReplyDeleteBetween "Black Christmas" and this, skipping holidays.
SUSPIRIA (2018):
ReplyDelete*Whispers*
I like it better than Argento's.
Same here....
DeletePlease write a comparison article about the two Suspiria films. If you have the time.
DeleteHello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)
ReplyDeleteHow many shower kisses until it's awkward?
The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
ReplyDeleteWorld building and social inequality. And revenge.
The Lighthouse (2019)
ReplyDeleteGreat performances, bit too wonky for me
The Devil's Rock (2011)
ReplyDeleteNazis were real hellraisers. And complete assholes.
Urban Legend (1998, dir. Jamie Blanks)
ReplyDeleteScream Factory giving Blanks the Hopkins bump.
The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu (2009)
ReplyDeleteThankfully last Lovecraft isn't a xenophobic racist.
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteJack chops chap's chest, chases child, chills.
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
ReplyDeleteA horror movie that's also funny. Excellent!
Lords Of Salem (2012)
ReplyDeleteWait...that's not what priests usually do?
Alternative, because that was so super dark...
Rob and Sheri are an adorable couple
City of the Living Dead (1980)
ReplyDeleteI'm convinced Fulci actually opened the Gates.
Doctor Sleep (2019) Dir. Mike Flanagan
ReplyDeleteRebecca Ferguson is free to stalk me.
I did have a much better review in mind, but it may spoil things. I'm glad we got an early screening so close to my house, but it sure would've been nice if they could've pushed the release up a few weeks. The only movies that should be released in November are Bond movies.
DeleteThe Plague of the Zombies (John Gilling, 1966)
ReplyDeleteMore "Occasionally a Small Gathering of Zombies"
Satanic Panic (2019)
ReplyDeleteEven Kim couldn't mess this one up.
DEATH ON THE FOURPOSTER (1964)
ReplyDeleteMediocre film focusing more on being sexy
The Mist (2007)
ReplyDeleteCan't believe they'd dare remake 'Maximum Overdrive'
Back Country (2014) Glad I watched this after my trip!
ReplyDeleteTexas Chainsaw Massacre 2
ReplyDeleteDo any stores sell condoms for chainsaws?
Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971)
ReplyDeleteDisco Dracula, motorcycle gang, Vegas dancer. Incomprehensible.
The Craft (Andrew Fletcher, 1996)
ReplyDeleteI look forward to a woman-made remake.