Wednesday, October 30, 2019

2019 Scary Movie Challenge Day 30


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  1. Carrie (1976)

    Real evil is absolutist morality. Also religion.

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  2. My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)

    Last Valentine, I gave you my heart

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  3. Tick (1993)

    Gangster Carlton sure did love his dog.

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  4. Wrong Turn(2003) Local hospitality a cut above the rest.

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  5. The Reaping (2007)

    "I have made some mistakes" - Stephen Hopkins

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  6. Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1987)

    Rock and Roll one liners are deadly.

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  7. CLASS OF NUKE ‘EM HIGH (1986)

    Fellini reference was last thing I expected.

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  8. Frailty (2001, Bill Paxton)

    God Damn it, Dad's had another vision!

    Or

    Bill Paxton a legend, then, now, forever.

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  9. Hotel Transylvania (2012)

    Sandler plays washed up blood sucker, appropriate

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  10. Greta (2019)

    Most unrealistic part: Nice people from Boston

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  11. Halloween (1978)

    Am I sleeping on Michael's hide-and-go-seek skills?

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  12. The Box (2009) dir. Richard Kelly

    I think this is his best movie.

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  13. DRESSED TO KILL (1980)

    Michael Caine makes a HIDEOUS looking lady.

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  14. TRANSYLVANIA 6-5000 (1985)
    Dir Rudy De Luca

    Geena Davis and...Wow.
    Geena Davis. Wow.

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  15. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

    Woman in man's world gets shit done.

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  16. Phantasm (1979, dir. Don Coscarelli)

    Graveyard sex with Angus Scrimm's my fantasy.

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  17. Return of the Living Dead

    Brains brains brains brains brains brains brainnnnnns!

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  18. The Perfection (2019)

    That's why I don't take the bus.

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    1. Or,

      Another great recommendation by JB. Thank you!

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  19. HOUSE OF USHER (1960)

    Just get out of the house, Phillip.

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  20. WOLFEN (1981)

    Certain creatures can thrive among urban decay.
    OR
    The Bronx scenes are horrific by themselves.

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  21. The Lighthouse (2019)
    Needs captions and a few extra rations.

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  22. A Quiet Place (2018)
    Read this aloud at your own risk

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  23. Black Christmas (1974)

    Is it too early for Christmas movies?

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  24. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

    The strangest aerobics' video, but whatever works.

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  25. The Lost Boys (1987)

    Michael. Michael . . . . Michael: Michael? Michael!?!?!? Michael! Michael.

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  26. "The Human Centipede" (2009, Dir. Tom Six)

    Watching this makes you the middle segment.

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  27. Martyrs (2008)

    Huh, guess my day's not so bad.

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  28. Halloween (1978)
    Sneaking suspicion Loomis is a shitty Doctor

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  29. A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)
    Know what Freddy? YOU'RE being a b-word!

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  30. The Old Dark House (1932)

    Couples Retreat, but spooky and worth watching.

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  31. Son of Frankenstein (1939)

    Teutonic hanging laws are full of loopholes.

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  32. The Lord's of Salem (2012)

    Rob Zombie's GILF fetish on full display

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  33. Halloween II (1981)

    Michael’s grip strength is off the chain.

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  34. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

    Don’t worry we get lots of epilogues.

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  35. The Fog (1980)

    Takes a Carpenter to put this together.

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  36. CLASS OF NUKE ‘EM HIGH PART II: SUBHUMANOID MELTDOWN (1991)

    Chest mouths even more disturbing than Videodrome.

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  37. CLASS OF NUKE ‘EM HIGH PART III: THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE SUBHUMANOID (1994)

    Drink every time they break fourth wall.

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  38. House on Haunted Hill (1959)

    Don't mess with Vincent-- It's HIS movie.

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  39. Spider Baby (1967)

    Happy Redeker survived: He's in Ordinary People!

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  40. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    They're coming to get you, Barbara-- REALLY.

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  41. Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

    Most appropriate subject for 1980's color palette.

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  42. The Hole (2009)

    What if kids were scared of GREMLINS?

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  43. Satanic Panic (2019)

    All hail Chelsea Stardust-- horror and satire!

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  44. Man of a Thousand Faces (1957)

    Don't step on it... maybe it's Cagney.

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  45. Black Christmas (1974)

    Sargeant Nash answering distress calls is must-see.

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  46. Don't Breathe (2016)

    Between "Black Christmas" and this, skipping holidays.

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  47. SUSPIRIA (2018):

    *Whispers*

    I like it better than Argento's.

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    1. Please write a comparison article about the two Suspiria films. If you have the time.

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  48. Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

    How many shower kisses until it's awkward?

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  49. The Purge: Anarchy (2014)

    World building and social inequality. And revenge.

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  50. The Lighthouse (2019)

    Great performances, bit too wonky for me

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  51. The Devil's Rock (2011)

    Nazis were real hellraisers. And complete assholes.

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  52. Urban Legend (1998, dir. Jamie Blanks)

    Scream Factory giving Blanks the Hopkins bump.

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  53. The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu (2009)

    Thankfully last Lovecraft isn't a xenophobic racist.

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  54. The Shining (1980)

    Jack chops chap's chest, chases child, chills.

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  55. Shaun of the Dead (2004)

    A horror movie that's also funny. Excellent!

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  56. Lords Of Salem (2012)
    Wait...that's not what priests usually do?

    Alternative, because that was so super dark...

    Rob and Sheri are an adorable couple

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  57. City of the Living Dead (1980)

    I'm convinced Fulci actually opened the Gates.

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  58. Doctor Sleep (2019) Dir. Mike Flanagan

    Rebecca Ferguson is free to stalk me.

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    1. I did have a much better review in mind, but it may spoil things. I'm glad we got an early screening so close to my house, but it sure would've been nice if they could've pushed the release up a few weeks. The only movies that should be released in November are Bond movies.

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  59. The Plague of the Zombies (John Gilling, 1966)

    More "Occasionally a Small Gathering of Zombies"

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  60. Satanic Panic (2019)

    Even Kim couldn't mess this one up.

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  61. DEATH ON THE FOURPOSTER (1964)

    Mediocre film focusing more on being sexy

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  62. The Mist (2007)

    Can't believe they'd dare remake 'Maximum Overdrive'

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  63. Back Country (2014) Glad I watched this after my trip!

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  64. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    Do any stores sell condoms for chainsaws?

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  65. Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971)

    Disco Dracula, motorcycle gang, Vegas dancer. Incomprehensible.

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  66. The Craft (Andrew Fletcher, 1996)

    I look forward to a woman-made remake.

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