RAMBO: LAST BLOOD (2019, 89 min.) in theaters for the first time.Like Saturday night at Trump supporters' Fantasyland.
Hi. Super busy at work. Went 21 straight days without a day off, including first week of October. Regular schedule now, so it's time to SMM party! :-D
Wes Craven's SCREAM (1996, 111 min.) on Blu-ray.Craven's masterpiece. Should have dropped mic afterwards.orContemporary remake ruined by Galaxy Fold's frailty.
Wes Craven's SCREAM 2 (1997, 120 min.) on Netflix.Like Burger King's Impossible Whopper, funky aftertaste.or"The Jamie Kennedy [Killing] Experiment" failed miserably.
Wes Craven's SCREAM 3 (2000, 116 min.) on Netflix.Tommy Lee Jones' right: I DON'T CARE!!!!'orDictionary definition, 'FAILING UPWARDS:': Ehren Kruger's photo.
Vampire Doll (1970, Michio Yamamoto)Walking in on family drama is awkwardOrGorgeously Gothic. This movie is pure delight.
The Haunting of Sharon Tate (2019)First entry in the psychic celebrity wivesaverse
Troll 2So so-so it becomes so-so
And to close off the most ill-advised triple feature of my life:Jacobs Ladder (2019)Hellraiser 11: The Deathdream of Emily Rose
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996, Robert Rodriguez)Worship? Quentin does something to Salma's feet.
Climax (2018)Stylized miserablism isn't necessarily horror? Drop it.
WEB OF THE SPIDER (1971, dir. Antonio Margheriti) – A color remake of Castle of Blood (1964)Friends help, even if they are deadORStory better served with black and whiteOrKlaus Kinski does not give a damn
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)Greatness “borrows” heavily from other unconnected francishes.
Tourist Trap (1979)Pros: cold pop. Cons: mannequins, slow death.
Vampire Circus (1972, Robert Young)This is the dark and gritty Hammer
Fright Night (1985)Vampire hunter? Can I see some credentials?
Transylvania 6-5000A dreadful waste of time and talent
HORNS (2013) The devil made him… write confusing screenplay.
The Fog (1980)Ghosts stop killing after quota. Good union?
"Piercing" (2018, Dir. Nicholas Pesce)Just use Tinder like a normal psychopath.
PHANTASMTall man unleashes balls to your face.
The Many Faces of Dracula (2000, dir. Sietske Tjallingii)"Hosted by Christopher Lee!" Screentime: one minute.
Suspiria (1977) Fun Factoid: Pavlo's teeth used by Malek.
Cemetery Man (1994)Surely there are other jobs out there.
ORDellamorte Dellamore delivers delectable, delirious delights. Seriously.
The Horror of Party Beach (1964)Monsters bring pickles to choreographed dance party.
In Search of Darkness (2019, dir. David A. Weiner)That YouTube critic is the absolute worst.
Q (1982)Michael Moriarty's performance could slay any serpent
Evil Dead II (1987)Say the line, Ash! ... Groovy ... Deadites: YEEEEY!!!!
In Search of Darkness (2019, dir. David A. Weiner)And still I crush on Barbara Crampton
The Mummy (1959, dir. Terence Fisher)I didn't know Christopher Lee was Egyptian!
Body Bags (1993)Chloroformers: morgue than meets Mark Hamill's eye.
Spider Baby (1967)Clearly needs a follow-up starring Aubrey Plaza.
Curse of the Cat People (1944)Surprise heartwarming Christmas movie about child abuse!
When a Stranger Calls (1979)Feel free to leave after the prologue.
Pledge Night (1988)Don't bring Spiro Agnew into this!
Climax (2018)As Sartre said, Hell is other dancers.
Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)It definitely doesn't have a Hollywood ending.
Leatherface (2017)Major lack of leather-face, considering the title.
Scream 2 (1997, dir Wes Craven)Ghostface killer almost kills her. Falling pillar!
Sleepaway Camp (1983) Worst dining experience ever.
Maniac 81Usually heavy breathing gives me a boner
Carrie (1976)...gave Larry The Cable Guy his catchphrase...
Angel Heart (1987)Mystery figure arranges lovely father daughter reunion.
Society (1989)Fist bumps in the 80's were rough.
Just Before Dawn (1981)Double your pleasure double your fun sons.
Plank Face (2016)Disappointed no one performed plank face pose.
Ghost Stories (2017)Cinematic argument in favor of pulling plug.
The Awakening (2011)Was promised an awakening . . .oh . . . got it!
The Fog (1980)Yes, I am. Yes, I am weird.
Hostel (2005)Hostel...hostile. Oh *now* I get it.
The Monster Club (1980)Too bad my perfect venue is fictional.
The Ritual (2018)How about a trip to Sweden, honey?
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)Billy gives an inZanely fun performance here.
Terror In The Aisles (1984) More like: Donald Pleasence In A Chair.
Se7en (1995)To this day, won't eat canned spaghetti.
Night of the Demons 2 (1994)Angela's justified for those first two kills.
Stake LandI would be dead in five minutes.
Lake Mungo (2008)Low pixel count leads to supreme creepiness.
Halloween II (1981)Celebrity Chef Michael Myers presents Nurse Soup
Wishmaster 2 (1999)The Djinn goes to Jail without makeup.
Seclusion (2015)Everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves.
IT Chapter Two, dir. Andy Muschietti (2019)Dream Child really went big in Derry!
GREGORY HORROR SHOW: THE NIGHTMARE BEGINS (1999) Nope. (Six additional words are not necessary.)
mother!I failed Sunday School, which one's Santa?also"Where's Laurence Leboeuf?" *2 hours later* "oh"
Deadly Spawn 83Even more teeth than the movie Teeth!
Triology of Terror (1975)A new low in gender pay disparity
Happy Death Day (2017)Show school spirit: dress as murderous baby!
Motel Hell (1980) Dir. Kevin ConnerPig head not ideal for chainsaw battle.
GREMLINS (1984):“Mogwai-ser: Because it’s always after midnight somewhere!”
How about a Mogawita when it's 5 O'Clock somewhere?
Deathgasm (2015)Think I should listen to metal now...
The Final Girls (2015)Opening crash filmed in Grand Theft Auto
The Golem (1920)Stoniest Jewish strong man until Ben Grim
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES (2016) Cryptkeeper: “Based on book by Jane GHOST-en.”
The Grudge (2004)"Daijobudayo" which means "It's fine" in Japanese.
Psycho II (1983, dir. Richard Franklin)Just let Norman eat his cheese sandwiches.
Freaks of Nature (2015, Robbie Pickering)Humans, zombies and vampires vs. aliens
Psycho II (1983, dir. Richard Franklin)You've never met a more hospitable murderer.
The Exorcist (1973) Old priest looks like Three Eyed Raven...
Cassadaga (2011; dir: Anthony DiBlasi)I was DiBlase about this DiBlasi joint.
HellHouse LLC (2015)We're staying! Why? Umm Alex something something....
HellHouse LLC(2015)Paul. Creepier before possession or after? before.
Pieces (1982)Bluto only kidnaps babies, not chainsaw killer
Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween (2018)The kids got this, Stine not needed
The Babadook (2014)"Buy my book! Buy my book!-NO!"