Wednesday, October 9, 2019

2019 Scary Movie Challenge Day 9


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  1. RAMBO: LAST BLOOD (2019, 89 min.) in theaters for the first time.

    Like Saturday night at Trump supporters' Fantasyland.

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    1. Hi. Super busy at work. Went 21 straight days without a day off, including first week of October. Regular schedule now, so it's time to SMM party! :-D

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  2. Wes Craven's SCREAM (1996, 111 min.) on Blu-ray.

    Craven's masterpiece. Should have dropped mic afterwards.
    or
    Contemporary remake ruined by Galaxy Fold's frailty.

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  3. Wes Craven's SCREAM 2 (1997, 120 min.) on Netflix.

    Like Burger King's Impossible Whopper, funky aftertaste.
    or
    "The Jamie Kennedy [Killing] Experiment" failed miserably.

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  4. Wes Craven's SCREAM 3 (2000, 116 min.) on Netflix.

    Tommy Lee Jones' right: I DON'T CARE!!!!'
    or
    Dictionary definition, 'FAILING UPWARDS:': Ehren Kruger's photo.

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  5. Vampire Doll (1970, Michio Yamamoto)

    Walking in on family drama is awkward

    Or

    Gorgeously Gothic. This movie is pure delight.

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  6. The Haunting of Sharon Tate (2019)

    First entry in the psychic celebrity wivesaverse

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  7. And to close off the most ill-advised triple feature of my life:

    Jacobs Ladder (2019)

    Hellraiser 11: The Deathdream of Emily Rose

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  8. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996, Robert Rodriguez)

    Worship? Quentin does something to Salma's feet.

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  9. Climax (2018)

    Stylized miserablism isn't necessarily horror? Drop it.

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  10. WEB OF THE SPIDER (1971, dir. Antonio Margheriti) – A color remake of Castle of Blood (1964)

    Friends help, even if they are dead
    OR
    Story better served with black and white
    Or
    Klaus Kinski does not give a damn

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  11. Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

    Greatness “borrows” heavily from other unconnected francishes.

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  12. Tourist Trap (1979)

    Pros: cold pop. Cons: mannequins, slow death.

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  13. Vampire Circus (1972, Robert Young)

    This is the dark and gritty Hammer

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  14. Fright Night (1985)

    Vampire hunter? Can I see some credentials?

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  15. Transylvania 6-5000

    A dreadful waste of time and talent

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  16. HORNS (2013)

    The devil made him… write confusing screenplay.

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  17. The Fog (1980)

    Ghosts stop killing after quota. Good union?

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  18. "Piercing" (2018, Dir. Nicholas Pesce)

    Just use Tinder like a normal psychopath.

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  19. PHANTASM

    Tall man unleashes balls to your face.

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  20. The Many Faces of Dracula (2000, dir. Sietske Tjallingii)

    "Hosted by Christopher Lee!" Screentime: one minute.

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  21. Suspiria (1977)

    Fun Factoid: Pavlo's teeth used by Malek.

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  22. Cemetery Man (1994)

    Surely there are other jobs out there.

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    1. OR

      Dellamorte Dellamore delivers delectable, delirious delights. Seriously.

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  23. The Horror of Party Beach (1964)

    Monsters bring pickles to choreographed dance party.

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  24. In Search of Darkness (2019, dir. David A. Weiner)

    That YouTube critic is the absolute worst.

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  25. Q (1982)

    Michael Moriarty's performance could slay any serpent

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  26. Evil Dead II (1987)

    Say the line, Ash! ... Groovy ... Deadites: YEEEEY!!!!

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  27. In Search of Darkness (2019, dir. David A. Weiner)

    And still I crush on Barbara Crampton

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  28. The Mummy (1959, dir. Terence Fisher)

    I didn't know Christopher Lee was Egyptian!

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  29. Body Bags (1993)

    Chloroformers: morgue than meets Mark Hamill's eye.

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  30. Spider Baby (1967)

    Clearly needs a follow-up starring Aubrey Plaza.

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  31. Curse of the Cat People (1944)

    Surprise heartwarming Christmas movie about child abuse!

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  32. When a Stranger Calls (1979)

    Feel free to leave after the prologue.

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  33. Pledge Night (1988)

    Don't bring Spiro Agnew into this!

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  34. Climax (2018)

    As Sartre said, Hell is other dancers.

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  35. Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)

    It definitely doesn't have a Hollywood ending.

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  36. Leatherface (2017)

    Major lack of leather-face, considering the title.

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  37. Scream 2 (1997, dir Wes Craven)

    Ghostface killer almost kills her. Falling pillar!

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  38. Sleepaway Camp (1983)

    Worst dining experience ever.

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  39. Maniac 81

    Usually heavy breathing gives me a boner

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  40. Carrie (1976)

    ...gave Larry The Cable Guy his catchphrase...

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  41. Angel Heart (1987)

    Mystery figure arranges lovely father daughter reunion.

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  42. Society (1989)

    Fist bumps in the 80's were rough.

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  43. Just Before Dawn (1981)

    Double your pleasure double your fun sons.

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  44. Plank Face (2016)

    Disappointed no one performed plank face pose.

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  45. Ghost Stories (2017)

    Cinematic argument in favor of pulling plug.

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  46. The Awakening (2011)

    Was promised an awakening . . .oh . . . got it!

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  47. The Fog (1980)

    Yes, I am. Yes, I am weird.

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  48. Hostel (2005)

    Hostel...hostile. Oh *now* I get it.

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  49. The Monster Club (1980)

    Too bad my perfect venue is fictional.

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  50. The Ritual (2018)
    How about a trip to Sweden, honey?

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  51. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

    Billy gives an inZanely fun performance here.

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  52. Terror In The Aisles (1984)

    More like: Donald Pleasence In A Chair.

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  53. Se7en (1995)

    To this day, won't eat canned spaghetti.

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  54. Night of the Demons 2 (1994)

    Angela's justified for those first two kills.

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  55. Stake Land

    I would be dead in five minutes.

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  56. Lake Mungo (2008)

    Low pixel count leads to supreme creepiness.

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  57. Halloween II (1981)
    Celebrity Chef Michael Myers presents Nurse Soup

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  58. Wishmaster 2 (1999)
    The Djinn goes to Jail without makeup.

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  59. Seclusion (2015)

    Everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves.

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  60. IT Chapter Two, dir. Andy Muschietti (2019)

    Dream Child really went big in Derry!

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  61. GREGORY HORROR SHOW: THE NIGHTMARE BEGINS (1999)

    Nope. (Six additional words are not necessary.)

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  62. mother!

    I failed Sunday School, which one's Santa?

    also

    "Where's Laurence Leboeuf?" *2 hours later* "oh"

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  63. Deadly Spawn 83

    Even more teeth than the movie Teeth!

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  64. Triology of Terror (1975)

    A new low in gender pay disparity

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  65. Happy Death Day (2017)

    Show school spirit: dress as murderous baby!

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  66. Motel Hell (1980) Dir. Kevin Conner

    Pig head not ideal for chainsaw battle.

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  67. GREMLINS (1984):

    “Mogwai-ser: Because it’s always after midnight somewhere!”

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  68. Deathgasm (2015)

    Think I should listen to metal now...

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  69. The Final Girls (2015)

    Opening crash filmed in Grand Theft Auto

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  70. The Golem (1920)

    Stoniest Jewish strong man until Ben Grim

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  71. PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES (2016)

    Cryptkeeper: “Based on book by Jane GHOST-en.”

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  72. The Grudge (2004)

    "Daijobudayo" which means "It's fine" in Japanese.

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  73. Psycho II (1983, dir. Richard Franklin)

    Just let Norman eat his cheese sandwiches.

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  74. Freaks of Nature (2015, Robbie Pickering)

    Humans, zombies and vampires vs. aliens

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  75. Psycho II (1983, dir. Richard Franklin)

    You've never met a more hospitable murderer.

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  76. The Exorcist (1973)

    Old priest looks like Three Eyed Raven...

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  77. Cassadaga (2011; dir: Anthony DiBlasi)

    I was DiBlase about this DiBlasi joint.

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  78. HellHouse LLC (2015)

    We're staying! Why? Umm Alex something something....

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  79. HellHouse LLC(2015)


    Paul. Creepier before possession or after? before.

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  80. Pieces (1982)
    Bluto only kidnaps babies, not chainsaw killer

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  81. Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween (2018)
    The kids got this, Stine not needed

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  82. The Babadook (2014)

    "Buy my book! Buy my book!-NO!"

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