Friday, October 16, 2020

2020 Scary Movie Challenge Day 16

103 comments:

  1. Don Coscarelli's PHANTASM: REMASTERED (1979/2016, Amazon Prime)

    Poignant tale of brotherly mullet separation anxiety.

    or

    Why are hottest chicks psychopathic Jawa minions?

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  2. Urban Legend (1998)

    Fun 90’s slasher with real Riske casting

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  3. Sam Raimi's THE EVIL DEAD (1981, 4K Blu-ray)

    Crappy K-Mart jewelry saves day, beautifies cabin.

    or

    Manic energy fueled by filmmakers' youthful ambition.

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  4. Tom Holland's FRIGHT NIGHT (1985, Amazon Prime)

    Sarandon, McDowall deliver Grade A-caliber hammy performances.

    or

    Evil's werewolf transformation from different (better?) movie.

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  5. Friday the 13th (1980)

    Set arrived. I can stop watching Amityville.

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  6. Ghosts of Mars (2001)

    Lemme flashback to when I watched this...

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  7. Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker (1981 Dir. William Asher)

    Auntie Tyrrell with a scythe? I'm DTF

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  8. Color Out of Space (2019)

    Joe Dirt's meteorite and shit to this.

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  9. Jaws (1975)

    I strive for that fisherman chic style...

    or

    Nails on a chalk board? Mute please!

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  10. THINNER (1996, Dir. Tom Holland)

    Road head AND weight loss? I'm in!

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  11. Mortuary, dir Howard Avedis, 1983

    Nobody parties like a Paxton embalming
    party

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  12. LA LLORONA/ THE CRYING WOMAN (1933)

    Origin stories in movies are not new.

    Or

    Very early Mexican horror, clunky but important.

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  13. Relic (2020)

    The house have a small mould problem.

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  14. Hell Night, dir Tom DeSimone, 1981

    So dark - Blair can't see what's happening

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  15. Tetsuo: the Iron Man (1989, dir. Shin'ya Tsukamoto)

    Cybernetic rotorooter pegging is the new missionary

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  16. THE GALLOWS ACT II (2019)

    Not found footage, better movie. Nobody’s shocked.

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  17. Final Exam, dir Jimmy Huston, 1981

    Not, 'Here's Johnny', more 'Come Here Johnny'

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  18. Pumpkinhead (1988, dir. Stan Winston)

    Appalachian criminal justice system is clearly broken

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  19. Swamp Thing (1982, dir. Wes Craven)

    There's... something in the swamp. Some... thing!

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  20. Tales from the hood 3 (2020)

    Bunker guy is a real Dumass Beach

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  21. VAMP (1986)

    Grace Jones starring in Fright Night 2!

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  22. Ganja and Hess. 1973. Bill Gunn

    Dr Green does not drink pink... wine.

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  23. Rosemary's Baby (1968 - Roman Polanski)

    What's wrong: Rape - Cigarettes - Alcohol - Cult - Motherhood

    or

    She is very... veeeeeery kind to him.

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  24. AATA (2007)

    I see your Ouija needs a squeegee.

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  25. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)

    Alice and Umbrella Wixson it up again

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  26. The Hidden (1987)

    Actually I'd prefer an alien President now.

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  27. Doctor Sleep (2019)

    Environmentally friendly - because it recycles The Shining.

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  28. Witchouse (2000) director Jack Reed

    "Don't go in there! They're filming Witchouse!"

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  29. Mandy (2018)

    New age Cenobites love offroading and cocaine.

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  30. The Boy (2016)

    Claim to fame, undefeated staring contest champion

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  31. CHASTITY BITES (2013)

    The very definition of “one joke premise.”

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  32. Cabin Fever (2002)

    Nice spin kick you pancake eating motherfucker

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  33. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

    “Just trying to stay in the Shape”

    -Michael

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  34. The Invisible Man (2020)

    No invisible wiener. But still pretty good!

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  35. #Alive (2020)

    It’s the counterpoint to The Social Dilemma.

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  36. Dario Argento's Tenebrae

    Grandma's reading Tenebrae in book club. Yikes.

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  37. The Guest (2014)

    He's a real beauty and a beast.

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  38. Friday the 13th (1980)

    Betsy Palmer got some mileage outta this.

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  39. Cabin in the Woods (2011)

    Pass the dutchie to the evil god.

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  40. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

    Camp will never be profitable. Bag it.

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  41. The Church (1988) director Michele Soavi

    To Bosch what Alien is to Giger

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  42. Cellar Dweller (1988)

    Stellar! Swell, er... not starring Peter Weller!

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  43. Dead Dicks (2019, dir. Chris Bavota, Lee Paula Springer)

    Not enough suicide montages for my taste

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  44. FREAKS OF NATURE (2015)

    This mashup is more mash than up.

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  45. Intruder (1989)

    Friday afternoon, Intruder, couple beers, and taquitos.

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  46. Jaws 3D (1983)

    Quaid's casual smoking more disturbing than shark...

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  47. Blood and Black Lace (1964, Amazon Prime)

    Mannequin with your hairdo means you’re through.

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  48. Ghost Ship

    Cruise ship's "surprise limbo" game ends badly

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  49. BODY MELT (1993)

    That’s just daily life in the suburbs.

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  50. Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)

    A Miner entry in the Jason franchise.

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  51. Gerald's Game (2017)

    Bedroomwise, plain and simple is my game!

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  52. Tales of Halloween (2007)

    Twist, segment, splice into big, meaty bites

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  53. Friday the 13th IV (1984)

    Ted where the hell is the corkscrew?

    Red Letter Media's re:View of the Friday the 13th sequels mostly 4 and 6 is very cool.

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  54. Don't Look Back (2020)

    Gravitas Ventures never disappoints in releasing disappointments.

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  55. What keeps you alive (2018)
    Every marriage has it’s ups and murders

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  56. Annabelle Comes Home (2019)

    I'm ride or die for this movie

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  57. Alone in the Dark (1982 dir. Jack Sholder)

    Landau ham in movie's Monte Cristo sandwich

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  58. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948, dir. Charles Barton)

    Vincent Price cameo better than Dark Universe

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  59. Warlock (1989)

    Another Steve Miner movie with a barn.

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  60. The Exorcist III(1990) Brad Dourif acting as if man possessed

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  61. Hell Fest (2018, dir. Gregory Plotkin)

    Gavin!! She doesn’t need the fucking bear!!

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  62. The Crazies (1973)

    Played better than ever.
    Also, fuck 2020.

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  63. The Lie (2020)

    That's one way to quite the ballet

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  64. WNUF Halloween Special (2013)

    Actually tried to change channels during commercials

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  65. MY SOUL TO TAKE (2010)

    We're keeping the name "Ripper," are we?

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  66. Housebound (2014) Dir. Gerard Johnstone

    Few things more terrifying than licensed professionals.

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  67. Hocus Pocus (1993) dir Kenny Ortega

    Misunderstood "verghen" when I heard it, too

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  68. EL VAMPIRO/ THE VAMPIRE (1957)

    The classic vampire template; no subtitles required

    Or

    Does every old house have secret passages?

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  69. Tremors (1990)

    If only graboids were the 2020 threat.

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  70. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning

    This movie is not the most gore-geous

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  71. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

    I guess Tommy is a teenage Frankenstein

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  72. Satanic Panic

    Eat the rich before they eat pizza

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  73. Demons/Shura (1971)

    So fucking bleak. Gimme more Samurai horror!

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  74. The Undying Monster (1942, dir. John Brahm)

    Am I crazy, or is there incest?

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  75. Mandy (2018)

    These guys take Hellraiser way too seriously

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  76. Old Boy (2003)

    I'll avoid spoiling by holding my tongue.

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  77. Creepshow 2 (1987)

    Randy is going straight to horny jail.

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  78. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre(1974) "Killer man cave ya got there Leatherface"

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  79. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

    Yo, these movies are great drinking games.

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  80. Bride of Re-Animator (1989)

    Patients died; quick put ex-girlfriend's heart inside.

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  81. DARK WATER (2020)

    One percent horror, 99 percent routine maintenance.

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  82. The Brood (1979)

    The second best Cronenberg, after The Fly?

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  83. The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll (1960)

    Firm proof that beards are for sinners.

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  84. The Fog (1980)

    A D.J surrounded by fog? Sounds right.

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  85. Hellraiser (1987)

    Julia really commits to the hammer thing.

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  86. Arachnophobia (1990) director Frank Marshall

    Any better credit than "Goodman as Delbert"?

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  87. Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)

    Channard, ideal therapist, already knows your demons.

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  88. Waxwork (1988)

    Michael Bolton's a pretty decent de Sade.

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  89. Motel Hell(1980)

    gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle

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  90. Motel Hell(1980)

    Gaslight unnecessary. Lighter flash and picnics cool

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  91. Deathgasm(2015)

    With friends like Zack who needs zombies?

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  92. Deathgasm(2015)

    Everything's a weapon. Yes, even those things.

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  93. Carnival of Souls (’62, Harvey)

    Stunningly shot but so boring to watch.

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  94. Cure (1997, Kurosawa)

    Definitely my creepiest watch yet this month.

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  95. Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

    Keanu Reeves cannot pull off English accent.

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