Don Coscarelli's PHANTASM: REMASTERED (1979/2016, Amazon Prime)Poignant tale of brotherly mullet separation anxiety.orWhy are hottest chicks psychopathic Jawa minions?
Urban Legend (1998)Fun 90’s slasher with real Riske casting
Wink, wink! :-)
Sam Raimi's THE EVIL DEAD (1981, 4K Blu-ray)Crappy K-Mart jewelry saves day, beautifies cabin.orManic energy fueled by filmmakers' youthful ambition.
Tom Holland's FRIGHT NIGHT (1985, Amazon Prime)Sarandon, McDowall deliver Grade A-caliber hammy performances.orEvil's werewolf transformation from different (better?) movie.
Friday the 13th (1980)Set arrived. I can stop watching Amityville.
Ghosts of Mars (2001)Lemme flashback to when I watched this...
Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker (1981 Dir. William Asher)Auntie Tyrrell with a scythe? I'm DTF
Color Out of Space (2019) Joe Dirt's meteorite and shit to this.
Jaws (1975) I strive for that fisherman chic style...or Nails on a chalk board? Mute please!
THINNER (1996, Dir. Tom Holland)Road head AND weight loss? I'm in!
Mortuary, dir Howard Avedis, 1983Nobody parties like a Paxton embalmingparty
LA LLORONA/ THE CRYING WOMAN (1933)Origin stories in movies are not new.OrVery early Mexican horror, clunky but important.
Relic (2020)The house have a small mould problem.
Hell Night, dir Tom DeSimone, 1981So dark - Blair can't see what's happening
Tetsuo: the Iron Man (1989, dir. Shin'ya Tsukamoto)Cybernetic rotorooter pegging is the new missionary
THE GALLOWS ACT II (2019) Not found footage, better movie. Nobody’s shocked.
Final Exam, dir Jimmy Huston, 1981Not, 'Here's Johnny', more 'Come Here Johnny'
Pumpkinhead (1988, dir. Stan Winston)Appalachian criminal justice system is clearly broken
Swamp Thing (1982, dir. Wes Craven)There's... something in the swamp. Some... thing!
Shatner would have made a great Swamp Thing
Tales from the hood 3 (2020)Bunker guy is a real Dumass Beach
VAMP (1986) Grace Jones starring in Fright Night 2!
Ganja and Hess. 1973. Bill GunnDr Green does not drink pink... wine.
Rosemary's Baby (1968 - Roman Polanski) What's wrong: Rape - Cigarettes - Alcohol - Cult - MotherhoodorShe is very... veeeeeery kind to him.
AATA (2007) I see your Ouija needs a squeegee.
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)Alice and Umbrella Wixson it up again
The Hidden (1987)Actually I'd prefer an alien President now.
Doctor Sleep (2019)Environmentally friendly - because it recycles The Shining.
Witchouse (2000) director Jack Reed"Don't go in there! They're filming Witchouse!"
Mandy (2018)New age Cenobites love offroading and cocaine.
The Boy (2016)Claim to fame, undefeated staring contest champion
CHASTITY BITES (2013) The very definition of “one joke premise.”
Cabin Fever (2002)Nice spin kick you pancake eating motherfucker
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers“Just trying to stay in the Shape”-Michael
The Invisible Man (2020)No invisible wiener. But still pretty good!
#Alive (2020)It’s the counterpoint to The Social Dilemma.
Dario Argento's TenebraeGrandma's reading Tenebrae in book club. Yikes.
^this comment by Wes Skinner
The Guest (2014) He's a real beauty and a beast.
Friday the 13th (1980)Betsy Palmer got some mileage outta this.
I get that reference! Well played!
Cabin in the Woods (2011)Pass the dutchie to the evil god.
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)Camp will never be profitable. Bag it.
The Church (1988) director Michele SoaviTo Bosch what Alien is to Giger
Cellar Dweller (1988)Stellar! Swell, er... not starring Peter Weller!
Dead Dicks (2019, dir. Chris Bavota, Lee Paula Springer)Not enough suicide montages for my taste
FREAKS OF NATURE (2015) This mashup is more mash than up.
Intruder (1989)Friday afternoon, Intruder, couple beers, and taquitos.
Jaws 3D (1983)Quaid's casual smoking more disturbing than shark...
Blood and Black Lace (1964, Amazon Prime)Mannequin with your hairdo means you’re through.
Ghost ShipCruise ship's "surprise limbo" game ends badly
BODY MELT (1993) That’s just daily life in the suburbs.
Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)A Miner entry in the Jason franchise.
Gerald's Game (2017)Bedroomwise, plain and simple is my game!
Tales of Halloween (2007) Twist, segment, splice into big, meaty bites
Friday the 13th IV (1984)Ted where the hell is the corkscrew?Red Letter Media's re:View of the Friday the 13th sequels mostly 4 and 6 is very cool.
Don't Look Back (2020)Gravitas Ventures never disappoints in releasing disappointments.
What keeps you alive (2018)Every marriage has it’s ups and murders
Annabelle Comes Home (2019)I'm ride or die for this movie
Alone in the Dark (1982 dir. Jack Sholder)Landau ham in movie's Monte Cristo sandwich
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948, dir. Charles Barton)Vincent Price cameo better than Dark Universe
Warlock (1989)Another Steve Miner movie with a barn.
The Exorcist III(1990) Brad Dourif acting as if man possessed
Hell Fest (2018, dir. Gregory Plotkin)Gavin!! She doesn’t need the fucking bear!!
The Crazies (1973)Played better than ever. Also, fuck 2020.
The Lie (2020)That's one way to quite the ballet
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)Actually tried to change channels during commercials
MY SOUL TO TAKE (2010) We're keeping the name "Ripper," are we?
Housebound (2014) Dir. Gerard JohnstoneFew things more terrifying than licensed professionals.
Hocus Pocus (1993) dir Kenny OrtegaMisunderstood "verghen" when I heard it, too
EL VAMPIRO/ THE VAMPIRE (1957)The classic vampire template; no subtitles requiredOrDoes every old house have secret passages?
Tremors (1990)If only graboids were the 2020 threat.
Friday the 13th: A New BeginningThis movie is not the most gore-geous
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason LivesI guess Tommy is a teenage Frankenstein
Satanic PanicEat the rich before they eat pizza
Demons/Shura (1971)So fucking bleak. Gimme more Samurai horror!
The Undying Monster (1942, dir. John Brahm)Am I crazy, or is there incest?
Mandy (2018)These guys take Hellraiser way too seriously
Old Boy (2003)I'll avoid spoiling by holding my tongue.
Creepshow 2 (1987)Randy is going straight to horny jail.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre(1974) "Killer man cave ya got there Leatherface"
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)Yo, these movies are great drinking games.
Bride of Re-Animator (1989)Patients died; quick put ex-girlfriend's heart inside.
DARK WATER (2020) One percent horror, 99 percent routine maintenance.
The Brood (1979)The second best Cronenberg, after The Fly?
The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll (1960)Firm proof that beards are for sinners.
The Fog (1980)A D.J surrounded by fog? Sounds right.
Hellraiser (1987)Julia really commits to the hammer thing.
Arachnophobia (1990) director Frank MarshallAny better credit than "Goodman as Delbert"?
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)Channard, ideal therapist, already knows your demons.
Waxwork (1988) Michael Bolton's a pretty decent de Sade.
Motel Hell(1980)gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle
Motel Hell(1980)Gaslight unnecessary. Lighter flash and picnics cool
Deathgasm(2015)With friends like Zack who needs zombies?
Deathgasm(2015)Everything's a weapon. Yes, even those things.
Carnival of Souls (’62, Harvey)Stunningly shot but so boring to watch.
Cure (1997, Kurosawa)Definitely my creepiest watch yet this month.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)Keanu Reeves cannot pull off English accent.