Sunday, October 4, 2020

2020 Scary Movie Challenge Day 4

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  1. JOHN CARPENTER'S VAMPIRES (1998, Epix Drive-In)

    James Woods, Catholic Church deserve each other.

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    Daniel, the Joe Besser of Baldwin clan.

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  2. Tomas Alfredson's LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (2008, Blu-ray).

    Eli, meet bullies from "Karate Kid" trilogy.

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    Close eyes... imagine Glenn Danzing version... AAAAHHHHH!!!

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  3. Peter Hyam's THE RELIC (1997, Blu-ray)

    Museum's holding fundraiser to pay electrical bill.

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    'Kothoga's' Amazonian for 'Sizemore sniffed whole blow!'

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  4. In the Mouth of Madness (1995)

    There’s a movie! Liked the book better.

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  5. US (2019, Dir. Jordan Peele)

    Tether yourself to a throat lozenge, lady.

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  6. The Vampire Lovers (1970 - Roy Ward Baker) *first time

    Sexy seductive succubus solely suck sanguine serous.

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  7. The Gorgon, dir Terence Fisher 1964

    She's my Lover, she's my Gorgon .... what?

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    1. The Plauge of the Zombies, dir John Gilling, 1966

      One Zombie really looks like Donald Sutherland

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  8. Fantasy Island (2020)

    Starts fun, twists viewer into dull incredulity

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  9. Blade II. 2002. Guillermo del Toro

    Wesley Snipes unconvincing as a part human.

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  10. Satanic Panic (2019)

    Day in the life of food courier

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  11. Monster Squad

    Gimme a shout out on podcast, Bitch!

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  12. Mirrors (2008) Alexandre Aja

    Patrick, you are fine never watching this.

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  13. Slumber Party Massacre 2

    If only the guitar-drill manufacturers predicted this

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  14. THE PRODIGY (2019)

    Being an evil genius sure is boring.

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  15. The Changeling (1980)

    Vengeful house rattles George C Scott, chandelier

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  16. Halloween 2018

    Retcon to original makes mess of plot.

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  17. Case 39 (2009):
    Zellweger's genuine performance almost saved this one.

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  18. The Thing (2011)

    I'm just here for Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

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  19. Bad Samaritan (2018)

    Doctor Who the fuck is this psycho?

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  20. Little Stranger (2018):
    Wishing male privilege was just a phantom.

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    Some people think Ruth Wilson isn't gorgeous?

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  21. Villains (2019)

    Another reason I haven't pierced my tongue.

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  22. BODY BAGS (1993):

    Stacy Keach’s luscious locks haunt my dreams.

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  23. The Legend of Halloween Jack (2018, Andrew Jones)

    A waste of a perfectly cool costume.

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  24. Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)

    Kinda wish we'd gotten President Clamp instead

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  25. Prom Night (1980)

    Every slasher needs an extended disco sequence.

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  26. The Thing (2011)

    Gotta practice social distancing and self quarantine...

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  27. Excision (2012, dir. Richard Bates Jr.)

    Zits, boys, bird autopsy. Normal teenage stuff.

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  28. Ginger Snaps (2000)

    Troubled teen tears town to total tatters.

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  29. Holidays (2016)

    Maybe I should have been drunk watching...

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  30. Would You Rather (2012)

    Ricky, fireworks better when "drunk as F**K"

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  31. DR. JEKYLL ET LES FEMMES (1981)

    Yes, show more people sloshing in bathtubs.

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  32. Invasion of the Body Snatchers(1978)
    2020 me: no more emotions? Bed time!

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  33. 10/31 (2017)

    Breaks anthology mold with zero good stories.

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  34. Ready or Not (2019) Dir. Radio Silence

    Get out and vote, people. It's important.

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  35. The House by the Cemetery

    Cherished Family Memories: Dad Killing a Bat

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  36. Creepshow (1982)

    Man, Bernie Sanders really wants his cake!

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  37. The Blob (1988)

    Terror HAS a shape, alright: Kevin's mullet

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  38. Night of the Creeps (1986)

    Could have used more stubby nude aliens.

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  39. Wolf (1994)

    Horror for rich people living in Wilmette.

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  40. AMITYVILLE II: THE POSSESSION (1982, dir. Damiano Damiani)

    Okay, but the sister has no excuse...

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  41. Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell (1974)

    Frankenstein: Good Chef forever using bad ingredients.

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  42. GINGER SNAPS (2000):

    Remember when “not caring” was hard work?

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  43. Girl on the third floor (2019)
    CM Punk buys a gooey, marbley house

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  44. Oculus (2013)a tragic end to once lovable stoner

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  45. Friday the 13th(1980). It's Curtains for Counselors occupying Curtianless Cabins

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  46. Final Destination 5 (2011, dir. Steven Quale)

    Presage? Just call the firm Doomed Inc.

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  47. Ghostbusters (1984)

    Proves that Draft Day wasn't a fluke

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  48. Once Bitten (1985]

    Nice glimpse of Jim Carrey to come

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  49. Halloween III Season of the Witch(1982) Today THESE masks would not be recommended

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  50. The Slayer (1982)

    She puts that kitty in the freezer.

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  51. Frogs (1972) director George McCowan

    Amphibians propagate, nocturnally promulgate, existentially emancipate Confederates

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  52. Maniac 1980

    Joe spinnel has magic in his eyes

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  53. They Live (1988)

    And I wear my sunglasses at night

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  54. Fantasy Island (2020)

    T is for twist that doesnt work

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  55. Monster in the Closet (1986)

    Paul Walker is neither fast nor furious.

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  56. Devil (2010, dir. John Erick Dowdle)

    Finnish NHL player Timonen mentioned in passing!

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  57. Scream 3 (2000)

    Why does Scream 3 even have cameos?

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  58. 1BR (2020)

    What a strange episode of Nailed It.

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  59. Scare Me (2020)

    Overlong improv sketch with some good moments

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  60. Suspiria (1977)

    Release CATS the Argento Cut you cowards

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  61. Ringu (1998)

    It turn's out she didn't mean well.

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  62. Ringu 2 (1999)

    All's well that end's in a well.

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  63. The Exorcist III (1990)

    Wow, I need the deluxe garden shears.

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  64. THE HOWLING 2: YOUR SISTER IS A WEREWOLF (1985):

    Should’ve invited Christopher Lee to the orgy.

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  65. Dead of Night (1945)

    Could watch the golf segment all day.

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  66. Wolf (1994)

    Publishings such a dog eat dog business

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    probably not the first shoe Jack ruined

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  67. House of Usher (1960)

    "Simon Phoenix" Price vs. "Danny Zuko" Damon.

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  68. The Babysitter Killer Queen (2020)

    Herpes couch and dick towel: perfect double-feature.

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  69. The Fanatic (2019)

    Worst and best self-promotion by a producer.

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  70. BLOOD FRENZY (1987)

    Gives new meaning to “hard desert living.”

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  71. The Boy (2016)

    Lauren Cohan in bathroom towel. Five stars.

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  72. Halloween II (1981)

    WHY CAN'T ANYONE USE A LIGHT SWITCH?!?!

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  73. Grave Encounters (2011)

    Underrated found footage, if that's your thing.

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  74. Some coolness, but being Blunt, Del Boro.

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  75. Antebellum (2020)

    Why do baddies gotta ruin Industrial music?

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  76. The Abominable Snowman, dir Val Guest, 1957

    Science vs Greed. Monster takes the spoils.

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  77. Shivers (1975)

    Hereby dub Cronenberg: Master of "Anatomy Terror".

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  78. HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS (1988):

    Family’s a real thumb in the skull.

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  79. In The Mouth of Madness (1994)

    Maybe reading isn't so good for you.

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  80. The Reptile, dir John Gilling, 1966

    Don't look, it's a bad reptile day.

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  81. Monster House, dir. Gil Kenan, 2006

    Ideal for a baby's first horror movie.

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  82. Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell (1974)

    Body? Darth Vader. Hands? James Bond's M!

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  83. An American Haunting (2005)

    Slaving, swindling, pedophiles are bad. No shit.

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  84. Horror of Frankenstein (1970)

    Doctor faces problems old fashioned way: monster.

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  85. The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)

    Grand Moff Tarkin makes Dooku all over.

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  86. PHANTOM OF THE MEGAPLEX (2000):

    A boring sequel to LAST ACTION HERO!

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  87. Halloween Party (2019) Dir. Jay Dahl

    Complete mess. Feels like 1997. Dug it!

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  88. The Lodge (2019)

    Don't let dad marry schizophrenic babysitter, dead

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  89. From Beyond (1986)

    Too late getting Crampton on Presidential ticket?

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  90. Drag Me to Hell (Raimi, 2009)

    Goat action that might rival Black Phillip

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  91. SCHOOL GIRL SCREAMERS (1987)

    File under “doesn’t live up to title.”

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  92. Pieces (1982) director Juan Simone

    Can't say this movie lacks balls... Nevermind!

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  93. Beetlejuice (1988)

    Belafonte transcends barrier between life and death

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  94. Pet Sematary (1989) Dir. Mary Lambert

    Pros: Rich Family, Redhead
    Cons: Spinal Meningitis

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  95. THE WOLF MAN (1941, dir. George Waggner)

    Why’s the Invisible Man so judgey here?

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  96. Darling (2015)

    Looks great. Sounds great. Must be great.

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  97. Underworld (2003)

    Anyone else play Vampire:The Masquerade? ..Anybody?

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  98. Host (2020)
    Millenial Blair Witch wannabe joins zoom party

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  99. Halloween (1978)

    Haddonfield’s grown-up Halloween parties must be poppin

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  100. Witchboard (1987)
    I love you, Ouija board. I know.

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  101. Silence of the Lambs (1991)

    “Was she a great big fat person?”

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  102. The Skull (1965)

    Said skull is hella good at floating.

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  103. Sugar Hill (1974)

    Having a Supernatural Voodoo Woman fixes everything.

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  104. Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)

    Poster is better than movie. Still fun.

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  105. The Mummy (1932)

    “It came without organ-yoinkers, sarcophagus, or rags!”

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  106. Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)

    Sarah Bellows sucks, should've been an anthology.

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  107. Baskin (2015)

    Turkish version of hell is fucking terrifying

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  108. The Other Lamb (2019, Malgorzata Szumowska)

    Boring cult movie with good hair, ending

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  109. Zombie (1979)

    Is Olga Karlatos' death iconic or eye-conic?

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  110. Halloween (2007)

    Big Mikey likey sistas head on spikey

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  111. Crawl (2019)

    Gator likes to chomp chomp on legs

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  112. From Beyond (1986)

    So sexy, my forehead got an erection!

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  113. The Devil's Advocate

    Al Pacino is definitely my favorite sin

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  114. Dimentia 13 (1963) director Francis Ford Coppola

    Worried I missed Dimentias 1 through 12

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  115. Fallen (1998)
    I think this is a COVID metaphor.

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  116. Alone

    Dr. Chilton still sucks at handling psychopaths.

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  117. Halloween II (2009)

    It's like a trailer park fairy tale!

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  118. Taste of Fear (1961)

    Gaslighting Disabled Heiresses for Fun and Profit

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  119. Black Rock (2012)
    Stop, you had me at “Lake Bell”

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  120. 10/31 (2017)
    Highlight: Roller skate dancing Cobra Kai skeletons

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  121. Friday the 13th Part III (1982)

    So much scarier than 2D Jason was.

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  122. Vampires vs. The Bronx (2020, Oz Rodriguez)

    Training montage: "We got this; we're Blades!"

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  123. Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)
    It’s singing, dancing, fun until... it isn’t.

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  124. Host (2020)

    Another “found footage” possessed Microsoft product movie?!

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