Friday, October 9, 2020

2020 Scary Movie Challenge Day 9

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  1. Drew Goddard's THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2011, Hulu)

    The Tri-Star logo's loose, bloodthirsty and pissed!

    or

    Richard Jenkins curses schoolgirls? That's so Tequila!

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  2. Paco Plaza's VERONICA (2017, Netflix) for the first time.

    Starts weak, ends strong. Good kid actors.

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  3. Richard Donner's THE OMEN (1976, Blu-ray)

    --"Sit, Ubu, sit. Good devil dog."
    --"Woof!"

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  4. THE LIE (2020, Dir. Veena Sud)

    It's murder keeping up with kids today.

    Or

    Fucking kid's been watching Parent Trap again.

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  5. Hotel Transylvania (2012 - Genndy Tartakovsky) *first time

    Dracula won a Vinnie Jones look-alike contest.

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  6. Basket Case, Frank Henenlotter, 1982

    Belial cannot live on beef products alone

    Or

    Henenlotter the perfect cure after shithouse day

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  7. TRICK OR TREATS (1982, dir. Gary Graver)

    Halloween, with side of copious sexual harassment.

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  8. Leviathan (1989)

    Listen to Robocop. He knows a thing…

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  9. DAUGHTERS OF DARKNESS (1971)

    She shops at Bathory and Body Works.

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  10. Alive III: The Island of the Alive, dir Larry Cohen, 1987

    I'm divorced you know. Moriarty's got game.

    Or

    Alive Vision. I see double, four Krusty's

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  11. WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS (1971)

    Want crossover with Biker Mice from Mars.

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  12. Elvira: Mistress of Darkness (1988)

    Warning! No Social Distancing at witch trials

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  13. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Nine...Ten...Glen's asleep again...

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  14. House of 1000 corpses (2003)

    Fishboy is easily Jim Halpert’s darkest prank.

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  15. Frankenstein (1931)

    Basically every dad's typical day in 2020.

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  16. The Hitcher (1986)

    Coffee might be a better strategy, Ponyboy.

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  17. Mars Attacks! (1996)

    Alien overthrow occurs 24 years too soon.

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  18. 12 Hour Shift (2020)

    My nurse girlfriend kept questioning the legitimacy

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  19. LONG HAIR OF DEATH (1965)

    Dawning of the age of Barbara Steele.

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  20. THE FACULTY (1998)

    The BREAKFAST CLUB versus the BODY SNATCHERS!

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  22. Scare Me (2020)

    More an actor showcase than actual movie

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  23. Scare Me (2020)

    Munkee hoped title was accurate. It wasn't

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  24. FADE TO BLACK (1980):

    “Maybe we SHOULD blame the movies, Sid...”

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  25. Scare Me

    Demonic pacts aren't pre-requisite on American Idol?

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  26. Tales from the Crib: American Nightmares (2018) Amazon Prime

    Segments that weren't up to Hood standards?

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  27. PSYCHOMANIA (1973)

    Motorcycles. Satanists. Frogs. What’s not to love?

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  29. The Evil (1978)

    Civil War air-uh ghost/arson fetishist.

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  30. End of Days (1999, dir. Peter Hyams)

    He's just an ordinary Joe. Joe Schwarzenegger.

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  31. The Evil of Frankenstein (1964)

    Hearing "Burgermaster" for "Burgomaster" and it's hilarious

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  32. The Mothman Prophesies (2002) director Mark Pellington

    Mysterious monster missives makes Messing's mesothelials messy

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  33. THE STUFF (1985)

    Amazon subtitles don’t know “dessert” from “desert.”

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  34. BEHIND THE MASK: THE RISE OF LESLIE VERNON (2006):

    This gag doesn’t just run. It stalks.

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  35. Jack Frost (1997)

    When the hell does Keaton show up?

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  36. Vanishing on 7th Street (2010)

    I much prefer Night of the Comet

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  37. Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)

    Gizmo's drunk uncle blending Leprechaun as Gargoyle

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  38. The Curse of La Llorona (2019)

    She's la la la la' La Llorona

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  39. Cry Wolf (2005)

    Professor Jovi gives love a bad name.

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  40. Host (2020)

    Oh crap our Tech department was right.

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  41. The Witch (2015)

    Lesson: never play peekaboo with your baby.

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  42. THE HILLS HAVE EYES (1977)

    No, this is the best Dune adaptation.

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  43. Friday the 13th (2009)

    This movie is fucking just... so juicy.

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  44. The Belko Experiment (2016)

    Ghost John Wick becomes head of HR.

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  45. The Houses October Built (2014)

    Why would anyone do an extreme haunt?

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  46. The Houses October Built 2 (2017)

    Spike TV got rights to the sequel

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  47. The Thing (2011)

    Duplicate Norwegians easily spotted because excellent healthcare.

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  48. Don’t Look Now (1973)

    Should have scheduled The Brood for tomorrow.

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  49. Phantom of the Opera (Il fantasma dell'opera) (1998, dir. Dario Argento)

    Filming was wholesome father-daughter bonding time.

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  50. HUBIE HALLOWEEN (2020, dir. Steven Brill)

    Dumb Christmas comedy, but now for Halloween!

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  51. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Does Freddy get bored in between dreams?

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  52. Friday the 13th (1980)

    Mrs. Voorhees would've chosen an Arrow release.

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  53. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2

    Wish I could’ve been there opening night.

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  54. Christine (1983)

    Getting even, one piece at a time.

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  55. The Ghoul (1933)

    Karloff looks good with Martin Scorsese’s eyebrows

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  56. Vampires vs. the Bronx (2020)

    I totally get that priests Method Man.

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  57. La Casa Lobo (2017 dir. Joaquín Cociña & Cristóbal León)

    Chilean stop-motion horror. Mesmerizing, amorphous, unsettling.

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  58. A Blade in the Dark (1983)

    "Bring back 35 mm!" - the killer, probably

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  59. The Tomb of Ligeia (1964)

    These movies are just so fucking comfortable.

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  60. Grabbers (2012)
    Tight little island overrun with tentacled tourists.

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  61. Friday the 13th Part II (1981)

    Terry's shorts look even better in 4K!

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  62. Books of Blood (2020) Dir. Brannon Braga

    This was not a very good anthology.

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  63. Friday the 13th Part II(1981) Killer with attachment issues ensures dispatchment ensues

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  64. Spoorloos (The Vanishing, 1988)

    Loss of love, mind and ultimately, life.

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  65. Scare Me (2020) Dir. Josh Ruben

    great concept. expectedly unfunny and thespian 101.

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  66. EXCESS FLESH (2015)

    Still better than some roommates I’ve had.

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  67. Friday the 13th part 6 (1986)

    The best James Bond gun barrel spoof

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  68. Phantasm (1979, Don Coscarelli)

    Bill Thornbury is basically Ryan O'Neal Lite.

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  69. The Stepfather (1987)

    Wanna see the cock of John Locke?

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  70. Don’t Look Now (1973)

    Maybe her parents should have been looking.

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  71. Hubie Halloween (Brill, 2020)

    Hubie not even helped by a doobie

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  72. The Haunted Mansion (2003) Dir. Rob Minkoff

    Odd decision to end with blood orgy.

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  73. Piranha (1978) director Joe Dante

    Mark Jones,"I'm calling my remake 'KRILL'."

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  74. Jack Frost (1997, dir. Michael Cooney)

    Much better than the Michael Keaton remake.

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  75. ALL GIRLS WEEKEND (2016)

    At least Blair Witch had a witch.

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  76. Sleepy Hollow (1999)

    Bloody Roots- Jimmy Fallon's underworld house band!

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  77. Phantasm (1979)

    Tall man plays a mean bocce game

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  78. Color Out of Space (2020)

    Nic Cage being Nic Cage? Yaaaaaassss please!

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  79. Friday the 13th Part III(1982) Harpoon death? Eye didn't see that coming.

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  80. Extra Ordinary (2019)

    Gotta tell my driving instructor about this!

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  81. Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later

    2020 looks alot like Hartnett's pixie cut.

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  82. #Alive (2020)

    Rear Window but, like, there's fuckin zombies.

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  83. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

    Silly Michael, guns are not for stabbing.

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  84. Girl on the Third Floor (2019)

    2012 Chris Jericho happy seeing drunk Punk.

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  85. Alleluia! The Devil's Carnival (2016)

    The devil's trains don't run on time.

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  86. Prevenge (2016)

    Boxing gloves useless in a knife fight.

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  87. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

    Jason borrowed his shirt from my dad.

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  88. VAMP (1986) director Richard Wenk

    Lit by Cundy after Axis Chemicals accident

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  89. Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (1988)

    Tits, quips, and an iconic poodle makeover ~

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  90. Tomb of Ligeia (1964)

    Cat goes all Verotika on Vincent Price

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  91. Possessor (’20, Brandon Cronenberg)

    Like body-horror-obsessed father, like son.

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  92. SouthBound (2015)

    Cyclical tale about the highway to hell

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  93. The Curse of the Werewolf (1961)

    Wait, who am I to care about?

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  94. Verotika (2019) w/ FThisMovie Commentary!

    Spider Man's new costume is definitely inspired...

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  95. Belzebuth (2017)

    Avoid if you happen to hate infanticide.

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  96. Books of Blood (2020)

    Was promised Clive Barker filth, got this

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