Sunday, October 10, 2021

2021 Scary Movie Challenge Day 10

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  1. The Blackcoat's Daughter (2015)

    And she STILL puked in the car!

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  2. BEATEN AGAIN! :-( Carrying on...

    Noomi Rapace in LAMB (2021, theater) for the first time.

    Story/narrative's coherent, makes sense... unlike "Prometheus'".

    OR

    Robert Bresson reincarnated as experimental Swedish director.

    OR

    Sorry A24. "Hereditary/Midsommar" remain all-time GOATs.

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  3. Brian Yuzna's SOCIETY (1989, Blu-ray).

    Typical Saturday night at Adam Riske's house.

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  4. Dracula (2006, dir. Bill Eagles)

    Same familiar story with a venereal twist.

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  5. 'STEPHEN KING'S SLOPPY SECONDS' TRIDENT!

    Edward Furlong in Mary Lambert's PET SEMATARY II (1992, Netflix) for the first time.

    Clancy Brown? Meet ALL scenery. Now chew!

    OR

    Lambert forgot Furlong was there until finale.

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  6. GRAVEYARD SHIFT (1990, DVD).

    Still better than working at Amazon Warehouse.

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  7. MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986, Vestron Blu-ray).

    Did cocaine actually improve King's direction? #heroswanted

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  8. Dr. Terror's House of Horrors (1965)

    More of a Train of Horrors really.

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  9. The Gift (2000, Dir. Sam Raimi)

    Tom Cruise jacks it to this movie.

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  10. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, dir Tobe Hooper, 1974

    Wonder if Hitchhiker got his Head Cheese

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  11. Satan's Children (1975)

    Is this Dave Mustaine prior to Megadeth?

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  12. The Exorcist, dir William Fredkin, 1973

    I'd go see a movie with Kinderman

    Or

    Captain Howdy, such green pea little stinker

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  13. Evil Dead Trap, 1988, Dir. Toshiharu Ikeda

    Suspiria ripoff? Nope… it’s a Malignant ripoff.

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  14. The Hidden, 1987, Dir. Jack Sholder

    Intergalactic police standard issue bunny eared vibrator

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  15. [Rec] (2007)

    Low budget, high tension, found footage goodness.

    or

    In Spanish, no-one can hear you scream.

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  16. Hider In The House (1988)

    Busey can’t hide. Teeth gleaming too bright.

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  17. Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
    Follow the rainbow to a bowl'o shit

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  18. The Cabinet Of Dr Caligari (1920)
    Those kooky 1920's Germans. What'll be next?

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  19. Kolobos (1999)
    What if Jigsaw made the Truman show?

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  20. The Manor (2021) dir. Axelle Carolyn

    C’mon… They’re halfway out the door anyway.

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  21. FRANKENSTEIN (2004)

    Hollywood, not everything must become a procedural.

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  22. Deadly Eyes, 1982, Dir. Robert Clouse

    In Mr. Burns' voice: "release the dachshunds"

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  23. THE FLY (1986)

    These machines sure worked better for Kirk

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  24. The Visit (2015)

    Pack your diapers and lose your mind.

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  25. THE HAUNTED PALACE (1963)

    Price’s Burned Alive Scream is on point!

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  26. Tusk (2014)

    Parlez-vous Francais? IT'S A GROSS FUCKING WALRUS!!!!

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  27. THE HANDS OF ORLAC (1924)

    I never trust a doctor's emergency handjob.

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  28. ALTER EGO (2002)

    Just wait until these characters discover Instagram.

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  29. Blade II (2002)

    He should’ve blown up Ron Perlman’s head.

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  30. Prince of Darkness (1987, dir. John Carpenter)

    The possessed approach mirrors exactly like dogs

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  31. Underwater (2020)
    Wow! Surpassed all expectation! Descent underwater rules!

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  32. Malignant (2021)

    I predict super uncomfortable National Siblings Day.

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  33. Night of the Demons (1988)

    I bet stuff like this actually happens

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  34. House on Haunted Hill(1959) Vincent Price is the voice of Halloween

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  35. The Love Witch (2016)

    Police vehicle budget line must be huge.

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  36. MONSTER ON THE CAMPUS (1958)

    Who’s that coelacanth I saw you with?

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  37. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Dir. Tobe Hooper

    Leatherface has had enough of Franklin too.

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  38. The Innkeepers (2011)

    I need more Ti West horror movies

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  39. Pumpkinhead (1988)

    Farmer looks like alcoholic stepdad Harrison Ford.

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  40. The Night Eats The World(2018) Alfred the elevator zombie= Apocalypse Dr Phil

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  41. HOWL OF THE DEVIL (1988)

    Beware Naschy's elaborate, costumed surprise sex chamber.

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  42. THE LAST RESORT (2008)

    The dingiest motel. What’s next, square pizza?

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  43. Body Snatchers (1993)

    A Ferrara Horror Story: Meg Tilly’s Wig

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  44. Trick r’ Treat (2007)

    Like the whole better than the parts

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  45. Lamb (2021)

    Cute lamb baby, not a horror movie

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  46. JACOB’S LADDER (1990):

    Everyone in this movie needs a haircut.

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  47. Annihilation (2018)

    What is me might also be you.

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  48. Jaws (1975)

    So much comfort packed into a movie.

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  49. Rottweiler (2004, dir. Brian Yuzna)

    Observer effect: dog becomes animatronic in close-up.

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  50. HALLOWEEN (2018):

    Why didn’t these podcasters interview Guy Lapointe?

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  51. DEADLY FRIEND (1986)

    BB,BB,BB,BB,BB,BB,BB

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  52. The Last House on the Left (1972)

    Two tough cops on a dangerous mission.

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  53. One Missed Call (2003)

    Ooohhhh at least you get some candy!

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  54. We Summon the Darkness (2019)

    Remember when satanist were the scary people?

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  55. Satanic Panic (2019)

    Rebecca absolutely just Jerry rigged that entree.

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  56. Malignant (2021)

    Oh damn he really rung that Bell.

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  57. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS (1987)

    Wish I could jump into other's dreams.

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  58. MAHAKAAL (1994)

    Indian Freddy Krueger with Bollywood dance numbers

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  59. Muppet Haunted Mansion (2021)

    I FELT this was fun (get it?)

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  60. Dracula (1931) NEW 4K BlU-RAY

    Children of the night... never looked better.

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  61. Frankenstein (1931) NEW 4K BLU-RAY

    Restoration so clear; Frankenstein's motivation MORE obvious.

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  62. Invisible Man (1933) NEW 4K BLU-RAY

    Now you don't see him... more clearly

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  63. The Wolf Man (1941) NEW 4K BLU-RAY

    Transfer proves Rains can't be Chaney's dad.

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  64. Midnight Mass (2021)

    Holy... Holy Shit... just... Wow... Holy Shit!

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  65. John Carpenter’ s Pro Life (Masters of Horror)

    Definitely time to revisit the Texas abortion ban

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  66. Dracula's Daughter (1936)

    My dad could kill your dad. Literally.

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  67. Teen Wolf (1985)

    "Hi!"
    "Hello."
    "I'm Boof!"
    "Sorry?"
    "Boof!"
    *leaves*

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  68. FRANCESCA (2015)

    Red leather, red herrings; form with function?

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  69. The Black Cat (1934, dir. Edgar G. Ulmer)

    Lugosi meets Karloff. Boom goes the dynamite!

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  70. Night of the Creeps (1986), Dir: Fred Dekker

    This campus really needed a mask mandate.

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  71. The Lamp (aka The Outing) (Tom Daley, 1987)

    This genie got rubbed the WRONG way

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  72. THe Grudge (2004, dir. Takashi Shimizu)

    I'll take any Pullman I can get

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  73. SILK (2006)

    Seeing ghosts with anti-gravity; newest paranormal trend.

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  74. Society (1989)

    More sensible than most Q-anon conspiracy theories

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  75. Hell Fest (2018)

    Why pay actors, put guests in guillotine

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  76. V/H/S/94 (2021)

    And the rat monster spits acid because....?

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  78. Sleepwalkers (1992)

    What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?

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  79. Madres

    Unmemorable but "fine". It's a forgetful film.

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  80. Re-Kill 2012

    Wished we had gotten zombie Scott Adkins

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  81. Kwaidan 1965

    Too much movie for just one review!

    The Black Hair

    Wouldn't have opted for black teeth lady!

    The Woman of the Snow

    Skies by talented* 11th grade art class!

    Hoichi the Earless

    Plays like Japanese style old sea shanty.

    In a Cup of Tea

    🎵 Reflections of the way life used to be 🎶

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  82. HALLOWEEN (1978)

    Carpenter. Curtis. Pleasence. You gotta love it!

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    1. I can only think of the moustachioed guy in the first scene if Highlander screaming into Connor Macleod's ear about how he's "gotta love" all that pro wrestling carnage in the ring.

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  83. The Thing (2011)

    I'll take practical effects over CGI anytime!

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  84. Friday the 13th Part 2

    Exxon: Proud sponsors of Camp Crystal Lake

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  85. WINCHESTER (2018)

    Bruce Spence, Angus Sampson: WINCHESTER fails you.

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  86. The Fly (1986)

    Geena Davis’ flesh made him crazy. Relatable.

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  87. Final Destination 5

    Deepfake Tom Cruise is apparently not new

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  88. The Exorcist (1973)

    What an excellent day for a drive-in

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  89. Beyond the Door aka The Devil within Her

    I hope my kids talk that way

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  90. Titane

    You had me at "woman fucks car"

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  91. Muppets Haunted Mansion (Kirk R. Thatcher, 2021)

    Muppets make more memorable, mirthful Mansion movie

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  92. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) Dir. Marcus Nispel

    Climaxes with tense, manic wet t-shirt contest.

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  93. Piercing (2019, dir. Nicolas Pesce)

    The real horror? Pesce born in 1990

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  94. THIR13EN GHOSTS (2001)

    They should've called this movie Sliding Doors.

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  95. Spider Baby or, the Maddest Story Ever Told (1967)

    Eatin bugs, givin hugs. Wrapped tight, Dynamite

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  96. Cat People (1942)

    Who cat? You cat? Werecat? There cat!

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  97. When A Stanger Calls, dir Fred Walton, 1979

    Also when a stranger sneaks into bed

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  98. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974 dir, Tobe Hooper)

    Biggest mistake? Letting Franklin back in van

    or

    No really. why did you bring him?

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  99. Good Manners
    Dirs. Marco Dutra and Juliana Rojas 2017
    Just your everyday Brazilian lesbian werewolf movie

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  100. Halloween Party (2019, Dir Jay Dahl)
    Ideas exceed budget, talent. Still worth watching.

    or

    Not female but Vagina spiders sound terrifying

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  101. Chopping Mall
    Dude, switch that M16 to automatic!

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  102. Day of the Dead (1985) - first time watch
    No military man would have that haircut.

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  103. The Unborn (2009)
    Maybe Goyer best to stick with writing

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