Jared Padalecki and Danielle Panabaker in Marcus Nispel's FRIDAY THE 13th: UNRATED KILLER CUT (2009, Scream! Factory Blu-ray) for the first time. A.k.a. "Battle of the [CW] Network Stars."ORHate Platinum Dunes Cinematic Universe's sleek cinematography.
Chow Yun-Fat in WITCH FROM NEPAL (1986, FLEX) for the first time.Nepalese babe saves 'Tequila' from the undead.OR"Matrix"-like batshit crazy ending worth the wait.
Don Coscarelli's PHANTASM REMASTERED (1979/2016, Blu-ray). First viewing in high-definition.Special cameo by "MIB's" Edgar The Bug.ORSilver ball-drilled victim's crystal clear urine. HAZZAH!
MY BLOODY VALENTINE (1981, Scream! Factory Blu-ray). Theatrical version.Most embarrassing kill: faceful of bloody wieners.
THE COMPANY OF WOLVES (1984, dir. Neil Jordan) on TUBILittle Red Riding Hood goes into wilderness.
Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)Frankenstein's back, in his horniest caper yet!
Halloween (2018)Karen should’ve said, “Say goodbye to these!”
Blood for Dracula (1974)Unmade follow-up: Hookers and Blow for Mummy
The Human Centipede (2009, Dir. Tom Six) We're all the woman in the middle.
The Wicker Man. Dir Robin Hardy, 1973The fire climaxed, sadly Woodward did not
House II: The Second Story (1987, dir. Ethan Wiley)♫ Where everybody knows your great-great-granddad's a zombie ♫
The Boy (2016) Fixer upper in need of new insulation
INVASION OF THE SAUCER MEN (1967) Where the Simpsons got “Space Mutants” from.
Censor (2021 - Prano Bailey-Bond)A beautiful bow towards video nasty. Good.
Titane (2021 - Julia Ducournau)A ride in AND with my car?
The Feast (2021 - Lee Haven Jones)Both sons are doing kinds of legwork.
The Deep House (2021 - Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo)Good ideas only take you this far.ORMy top contender for the asshole-boyfriend-of-the-month award.
The Hitcher (1986) dir. Robert HarmonHitcher was in love with him, right?
A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child (1989)Inspired visuals keep the lackluster story afloat.
Feardotcom (2002)Roger Ebert's review of this is fascinating
Black Sabbath (1963)Featuring Ozzy Osbourne as the scary corpse.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)Butcher stands ground, defends family against intruders.
Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021)Combine this with their Vincent Price episode.
Deadly Manor (1990)Obviously discount Joey dream bangs the murder.OrDamn Bikers always makes things much worse
The Babysitter (2017)Really sharp daggers or really soft head?
RESIDENT EVIL: THE FINAL CHAPTER (2016):Ruby Rose arrives to save entire series.
There's Someone Inside Your House (2021)Someone's also inside your church and corn.
Night Tide (1961)Remake: Hopper searching mermaid-kink Facebook group.
Horror Express (1972)I’ve heard of red eye flights, but…
The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970)Argento: Hey Hitchcock, hold my beer, DUDE.
It Follows (2014)Creepy coital curse causes kid’s crazy clap.
Encounters of the Spooky Kind (1980)Kung-fu zombie movie ends with..domestic violence.
A Bay of Blood (1971) You won't see the final shot coming.
Someone's Watching Me! (1978)Carpenter directs a Columbo episode without Columbo.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992) TV show pitch: Creep hands out roses
The Brain (1988) Dir. Ed HuntDavid Gale just keeps losing his head.
Aliens 3 (1992)Hey, Warden, tell your racist "Alamo" joke!
Frankenstein aka Frankenstein of New Orleans (2004, dir. Marcus Nispel)Sequels: Dracula of Jacksonville! Wolfman of Albuquerque!
Schizoid (1980 dir. David Paulsen)Wherein Klaus Kinski is least disturbed character
Bingo Hell (2021)Richard Brake is always the first warning.
Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021)Just a Vulcan nerve pinch-induced dream
Tenebrae (1982)This movie has a relaxed dress code.
Bingo Hell (2021)They say that Oak Springs eternal. Bingo!
Madre (2021)Wasn't really scary until it was horrifying.
The Manor (2021)Works out. In a manor of speaking.
There's Someone Inside Your House (2021)I guess sometimes but then sometimes not.
TCM Blu w/ Dolby 7.1 audio mixHooper supervised mix really enhances the atmosphere!
Edit: DTS: HD Master, not Dolby
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Prince of Darkness (1987, dir. John Carpenter) (with John Carpenter & Peter Jason's commentary)Satan's the only one who likes Mirrors.
Terror Train 1980One of my favorite "slasher freakout" scenes.
The Wicker Man (1973)I get Midsommar (and Hot Fuzz) now
Night Drive 2021, UK premier with AJ Bowen present I Fucking love AJ, Night Drive Rocks
Slaxx (2020)Proof that we should not wear pants.
Aliens (1986)Phallic mouthed aliens never ask for consent
Black as Night (2021) - Confusing politics leave me rooting for vampires.
You gui zi [AKA The Oily Maniac] (1976, dir. Meng-Hua Ho)Like Swamp Thing but hates medical malpractice
HALLOWEEN 2 (1981) Jamie Lee's wig didn't keep Michael away!
Terror Train(1980, Dir: Roger Spottiswoode)Magician one of cooler characters. Nuff saidor Always avoid frat parties you cant leave
Braindead AKA Dead Alive (1992)Mommy issues beget ungodly amounts of gore.ORBig Ash Williams energy from the protagonist.
Scream 3 (2000, dir. Wes Craven)The Broken Arrow Travolta sting was missed
The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane (1976)The Little Girl should lock the door.
AUNTIE LEE'S MEAT PIES (1992)I love the early Firefly family films.
Arachnophobia (1990)I don't feel bad killing spiders now
The Last Man on Earth(1964, Dir: Ubaldo Ragona)Was Bob Marley a Vincent Price fan?ornot last but best diction for sure
The Invisible Man (2020)Sleeping With The En-visible Man-y. Surprisingly rad!
Hocus Pocus (1993)I have to watch this every October
Quarantine (2008):Rec was first, Qaurantine did it better.
The Curse of the Fly (1965) Dir. Don SharpWarning: Contains no flies, very little cursing.
Cure (1997, dir. Kiyoshi Kurosawa)Slow burn psychological thriller, minimalist but compelling
(Borgman, 2013, dir. Alex van Warmerdam)Malevolent parasitic invaders menace family, my psyche
Village of the Damned (1995) Dir. John CarpenterChristopher Reeve: Doctor, teacher, amateur bomb maker.
Splatter UniversitySelling this VHS tape if anyone's interested. andBesides a few, don't really like Troma.
Thinner (1996)LONG lost Tales from the Crypt episode
The Lair of the White Worm (1988)Ken Russell shows you his White Worm.
Christine (1983)That Transformer sure was a real asshole.
Carrie (1976, dir. Brian De Palma)This movie slaps harder than Betty Buckley
Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021)It’s exactly what you think it is.
Jacob's Ladder (1990)Robbins remembers Culkin as a good son
ANGELHEART (1987):Riske and I'd make good private investigators.
Can you be the brooding one and I'm the goofy partner?
THE PHANTOM SPEAKS (1945)They seem to face a phantom menace.
Sleepless (2001; Dario Argento) Wow this is freakin' good. Argento rulez!
The Phantom of the Opera (1989; Patrick's boy Dwight H. Little) Get some good HAMMER movie feels here
Halloween (2018, dir. David Gordon Green)Enjoy when Judy Greer quotes Admiral Ackbar
V/H/S 94 (2021)Two things: Practical effects and dead air.
Child's Play (1988)I make breakfast just like Andy does.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)Aww Father and son head carving time
Day of the Animals (1977)Proof Frank Drebin wrestled a bear once.
PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987) Green goo? Subatomic tachyons? Works for me!
The Clovehitch Killer (2018)Kids get into everything
Monster House (2006)I turned myself into a House Morty
The Strangers (2008)So why did we need The Purge?
Fright Night (1985)It answers how cool is Brewster....so.
KOLOBOS (1999) How bloody can one white sweater get?
Firestarter (1984)Hallucinogens. Is there anything they can’t do?
The Devil Commands (1941, dir. Edward Dmytryk)Karloff, scientist, reanimation, angry mob... Sounds familiar
Halloween II (1981)Razor mouth kid traumatized me, still stings.
Hocus Pocus (1993)Virgin lights a candle, waits until morning.
Malignant (2021)Seattle tunnels filled with antique smoke machines.
Three From Hell(2019, dir Rob Zombie)Ok so Rejects was the peak right?
Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory 1966Kinda disappointed the dormitory's werewolf wasn't female.
InfernoDir. Dario Argento 1980All characters needed to stop crawling underground.
Beyond the Door (1974)The call’s coming from inside the womb!
The Exorcist (1974)Regan do Pazuzu she do so well
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