Saturday, October 9, 2021

2021 Scary Movie Challenge Day 9

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  1. Jared Padalecki and Danielle Panabaker in Marcus Nispel's FRIDAY THE 13th: UNRATED KILLER CUT (2009, Scream! Factory Blu-ray) for the first time.

    A.k.a. "Battle of the [CW] Network Stars."

    OR

    Hate Platinum Dunes Cinematic Universe's sleek cinematography.

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  2. Chow Yun-Fat in WITCH FROM NEPAL (1986, FLEX) for the first time.

    Nepalese babe saves 'Tequila' from the undead.

    OR

    "Matrix"-like batshit crazy ending worth the wait.

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  3. Don Coscarelli's PHANTASM REMASTERED (1979/2016, Blu-ray). First viewing in high-definition.

    Special cameo by "MIB's" Edgar The Bug.

    OR

    Silver ball-drilled victim's crystal clear urine. HAZZAH!

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  4. MY BLOODY VALENTINE (1981, Scream! Factory Blu-ray). Theatrical version.

    Most embarrassing kill: faceful of bloody wieners.

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  5. THE COMPANY OF WOLVES (1984, dir. Neil Jordan) on TUBI

    Little Red Riding Hood goes into wilderness.

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  6. Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)

    Frankenstein's back, in his horniest caper yet!

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  7. Halloween (2018)

    Karen should’ve said, “Say goodbye to these!”

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  8. Blood for Dracula (1974)

    Unmade follow-up: Hookers and Blow for Mummy

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  9. The Human Centipede (2009, Dir. Tom Six)

    We're all the woman in the middle.

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  10. The Wicker Man. Dir Robin Hardy, 1973

    The fire climaxed, sadly Woodward did not

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  11. House II: The Second Story (1987, dir. Ethan Wiley)

    ♫ Where everybody knows your great-great-granddad's a zombie ♫

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  12. The Boy (2016)

    Fixer upper in need of new insulation

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  13. INVASION OF THE SAUCER MEN (1967)

    Where the Simpsons got “Space Mutants” from.

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  14. Censor (2021 - Prano Bailey-Bond)
    A beautiful bow towards video nasty. Good.

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  15. Titane (2021 - Julia Ducournau)
    A ride in AND with my car?

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  16. The Feast (2021 - Lee Haven Jones)
    Both sons are doing kinds of legwork.

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  17. The Deep House (2021 - Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo)
    Good ideas only take you this far.

    OR

    My top contender for the asshole-boyfriend-of-the-month award.

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  18. The Hitcher (1986) dir. Robert Harmon

    Hitcher was in love with him, right?

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  19. A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child (1989)

    Inspired visuals keep the lackluster story afloat.

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  20. Feardotcom (2002)

    Roger Ebert's review of this is fascinating

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  21. Black Sabbath (1963)

    Featuring Ozzy Osbourne as the scary corpse.

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  22. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

    Butcher stands ground, defends family against intruders.

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  23. Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021)

    Combine this with their Vincent Price episode.

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  24. Deadly Manor (1990)

    Obviously discount Joey dream bangs the murder.
    Or
    Damn Bikers always makes things much worse

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  25. The Babysitter (2017)

    Really sharp daggers or really soft head?

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  26. RESIDENT EVIL: THE FINAL CHAPTER (2016):

    Ruby Rose arrives to save entire series.

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  27. There's Someone Inside Your House (2021)

    Someone's also inside your church and corn.

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  28. Night Tide (1961)

    Remake: Hopper searching mermaid-kink Facebook group.

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  29. Horror Express (1972)

    I’ve heard of red eye flights, but…

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  30. The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970)

    Argento: Hey Hitchcock, hold my beer, DUDE.

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  31. It Follows (2014)

    Creepy coital curse causes kid’s crazy clap.

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  32. Encounters of the Spooky Kind (1980)

    Kung-fu zombie movie ends with..
    domestic violence.

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  33. A Bay of Blood (1971)

    You won't see the final shot coming.

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  34. Someone's Watching Me! (1978)

    Carpenter directs a Columbo episode without Columbo.

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  35. Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)

    TV show pitch: Creep hands out roses

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  36. The Brain (1988) Dir. Ed Hunt

    David Gale just keeps losing his head.

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  37. Aliens 3 (1992)

    Hey, Warden, tell your racist "Alamo" joke!

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  38. Frankenstein aka Frankenstein of New Orleans (2004, dir. Marcus Nispel)

    Sequels: Dracula of Jacksonville! Wolfman of Albuquerque!

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  39. Schizoid (1980 dir. David Paulsen)

    Wherein Klaus Kinski is least disturbed character

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  40. Bingo Hell (2021)

    Richard Brake is always the first warning.

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  41. Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021)

    Just a Vulcan nerve pinch-induced dream

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  42. Tenebrae (1982)

    This movie has a relaxed dress code.

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  43. Bingo Hell (2021)

    They say that Oak Springs eternal. Bingo!

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  44. Madre (2021)

    Wasn't really scary until it was horrifying.

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  45. The Manor (2021)

    Works out. In a manor of speaking.

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  46. There's Someone Inside Your House (2021)

    I guess sometimes but then sometimes not.

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  47. TCM Blu w/ Dolby 7.1 audio mix

    Hooper supervised mix really enhances the atmosphere!

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  49. Prince of Darkness (1987, dir. John Carpenter) (with John Carpenter & Peter Jason's commentary)

    Satan's the only one who likes Mirrors.

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  50. Terror Train 1980

    One of my favorite "slasher freakout" scenes.

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  51. The Wicker Man (1973)

    I get Midsommar (and Hot Fuzz) now

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  52. Night Drive 2021, UK premier with AJ Bowen present

    I Fucking love AJ, Night Drive Rocks

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  53. Slaxx (2020)

    Proof that we should not wear pants.

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  54. Aliens (1986)

    Phallic mouthed aliens never ask for consent

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  55. Black as Night (2021) - Confusing politics leave me rooting for vampires.

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  56. You gui zi [AKA The Oily Maniac] (1976, dir. Meng-Hua Ho)

    Like Swamp Thing but hates medical malpractice

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  57. HALLOWEEN 2 (1981)

    Jamie Lee's wig didn't keep Michael away!

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  58. Terror Train(1980, Dir: Roger Spottiswoode)

    Magician one of cooler characters. Nuff said

    or

    Always avoid frat parties you cant leave

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  59. Braindead AKA Dead Alive (1992)

    Mommy issues beget ungodly amounts of gore.

    OR

    Big Ash Williams energy from the protagonist.

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  60. Scream 3 (2000, dir. Wes Craven)

    The Broken Arrow Travolta sting was missed

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  61. The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane (1976)

    The Little Girl should lock the door.

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  62. AUNTIE LEE'S MEAT PIES (1992)

    I love the early Firefly family films.

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  63. Arachnophobia (1990)
    I don't feel bad killing spiders now

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  64. The Last Man on Earth(1964, Dir: Ubaldo Ragona)

    Was Bob Marley a Vincent Price fan?

    or

    not last but best diction for sure

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  65. The Invisible Man (2020)
    Sleeping With The En-visible Man-y. Surprisingly rad!

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  66. Hocus Pocus (1993)

    I have to watch this every October

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  67. Quarantine (2008):

    Rec was first, Qaurantine did it better.

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  68. The Curse of the Fly (1965) Dir. Don Sharp

    Warning: Contains no flies, very little cursing.

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  69. Cure (1997, dir. Kiyoshi Kurosawa)

    Slow burn psychological thriller, minimalist but compelling

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  70. (Borgman, 2013, dir. Alex van Warmerdam)

    Malevolent parasitic invaders menace family, my psyche

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  71. Village of the Damned (1995) Dir. John Carpenter

    Christopher Reeve: Doctor, teacher, amateur bomb maker.

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  72. Splatter University

    Selling this VHS tape if anyone's interested.

    and

    Besides a few, don't really like Troma.

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  73. Thinner (1996)

    LONG lost Tales from the Crypt episode

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  74. The Lair of the White Worm (1988)

    Ken Russell shows you his White Worm.

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  75. Christine (1983)

    That Transformer sure was a real asshole.

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  76. Carrie (1976, dir. Brian De Palma)

    This movie slaps harder than Betty Buckley

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  77. Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021)

    It’s exactly what you think it is.

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  78. Jacob's Ladder (1990)

    Robbins remembers Culkin as a good son

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  79. ANGELHEART (1987):

    Riske and I'd make good private investigators.

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  80. THE PHANTOM SPEAKS (1945)

    They seem to face a phantom menace.

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  81. Sleepless (2001; Dario Argento)

    Wow this is freakin' good. Argento rulez!

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  82. The Phantom of the Opera (1989; Patrick's boy Dwight H. Little)

    Get some good HAMMER movie feels here

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  83. Halloween (2018, dir. David Gordon Green)

    Enjoy when Judy Greer quotes Admiral Ackbar

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  84. V/H/S 94 (2021)

    Two things: Practical effects and dead air.

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  85. Child's Play (1988)

    I make breakfast just like Andy does.

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  86. Trick 'r Treat (2007)

    Aww Father and son head carving time

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  87. Day of the Animals (1977)

    Proof Frank Drebin wrestled a bear once.

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  88. PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987)

    Green goo? Subatomic tachyons? Works for me!

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  89. The Clovehitch Killer (2018)

    Kids get into everything

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  90. Monster House (2006)

    I turned myself into a House Morty

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  91. The Strangers (2008)

    So why did we need The Purge?

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  92. Fright Night (1985)

    It answers how cool is Brewster....so.

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  93. KOLOBOS (1999)

    How bloody can one white sweater get?

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  94. Firestarter (1984)

    Hallucinogens. Is there anything they can’t do?

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  95. The Devil Commands (1941, dir. Edward Dmytryk)

    Karloff, scientist, reanimation, angry mob... Sounds familiar

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  96. Halloween II (1981)

    Razor mouth kid traumatized me, still stings.

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  97. Hocus Pocus (1993)

    Virgin lights a candle, waits until morning.

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  98. Malignant (2021)

    Seattle tunnels filled with antique smoke machines.

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  99. Three From Hell(2019, dir Rob Zombie)

    Ok so Rejects was the peak right?

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  100. Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory 1966

    Kinda disappointed the dormitory's werewolf wasn't female.

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  101. Inferno
    Dir. Dario Argento 1980
    All characters needed to stop crawling underground.

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  102. Beyond the Door (1974)

    The call’s coming from inside the womb!

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  103. The Exorcist (1974)

    Regan do Pazuzu she do so well

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