THE FEAST [Welsh w/English subtitles] (2021, Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema) for the first time (releases in the U.S. Nov. 19th). Part of the 6th Annual Brooklyn Horror Film Festival.
Succulent ecoterror dish that's best watched cold.
This month marks the return of midnight theatrical features (both first run and repertory) to Nitehawk Cinema, Alamo Drafthouse. Metrograph and IFC Center, all of which stopped them when the COVID Pandemic started. Another step toward New York City movie theaters' slow return to normalcy. :-D
THE FEAST [Welsh w/English subtitles] (2021, Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema) for the first time (releases in the U.S. Nov. 19th). Part of the 6th Annual Brooklyn Horror Film Festival.
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Why'd she hide broken glass THERE? Ohhh...
This month marks the return of midnight theatrical features (both first run and repertory) to Nitehawk Cinema, Alamo Drafthouse. Metrograph and IFC Center, all of which stopped them when the COVID Pandemic started. Another step toward New York City movie theaters' slow return to normalcy. :-D
DeleteLeonard Nimoy [misspelled 'Nemoy'] in THE BRAIN EATERS (1958, YouTube) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteAlso streaming on TUBI, Pluto, Shout! Factory TV.
Shocker! Spock plays intelligent supreme being asshole.
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McCarthy-like politician as alien invasion hero? #WhataTwist
Jason Isaacs in Paul W.S. Anderson's EVENT HORIZON (1997, DVD).
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*Standing ovation*
DeleteGHOSTS OF MARS (2001, Blu-ray) with Carpenter, Natasha Henstridge commentary track.
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Could've been worse and starred James Woods.
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982) dir. Tommy Lee Wallace
ReplyDeleteDoc cheats on wife, kills robot army.
Tetsuo aka Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989, dir. Shin'ya Tsukamoto)
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Production values, nice! 🤠😎
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Is the weirdest part the costume changes?
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
ReplyDeleteI think this pod person pandemic's overblown
Disturbing Behavior (1998, Dir. David Nutter)
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ReplyDeleteLike looking into a mirror, but not
Urban Legends (1998)
ReplyDeleteWait... Jared Leto isn’t an Urban Legend?
Candyman 2 Farewell the Flesh, dir Bill Condon, 1995
ReplyDeleteThe New Orleans-ness of it is intoxicating
We Are What We Are (2013, dir. Jim Mickle)
ReplyDeleteGrowing up, eating new people, making friends.
HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021)
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Good Scenes. Brutal Kills. Not great overall?
The Empty Man (2020)
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ReplyDeleteSleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers, Michael A. Simpson, 1988
ReplyDeleteAngela teaches her own facts of life
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDelete"V for Vendetta" ending vexes victorious vigilantes
Jaws 3 (1983; netflix; alas not in 3D).
ReplyDelete"...just a two word review....Shit Sandwich"
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND (1974)
ReplyDeleteHave a nice shot on video crapfest.
The House That Screamed (1969)
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That's okay because they both rule ok
My favorite horror discovery of the past few years. The blending of drama, suspense, and horror in The House That Screamed completely works for me.
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ReplyDeleteMan that is some old gardening equipment
THESE ARE THE DAMNED (1962)
ReplyDeleteKids today, with their underground death cults…
Cronos (1993)
ReplyDeleteSenior citizens' squabble over jewelry turns bloody.
THE BOOGIE MAN WILL GET YOU (1942)
ReplyDeleteCome for ghosts. Stay for the slapstick.
Creep (2014)
ReplyDeleteDon’t make bro tubby time weird bro
Army of the Dead (2021)
ReplyDeleteWhy didn’t you just hire “The Coyote”?
THE FLESH AND THE FIENDS (1960)
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APOLOGIES
ReplyDeleteApologies for the multiple postings, I’m dumb!
ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1988)
ReplyDeleteGonk the poodle is a fashion icon.
Halloween Kills
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Underwater (2020)
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Everyone surprisingly shocked by all the water
Dead Alive (1992)
ReplyDeleteThis movie kicks ass...for The Lord!
The Empty Man (2020)
ReplyDeleteBottle blowing Scientologists, shot like Fincher film.
Mimic (1997)
ReplyDeleteDel Toro is a very gooey director
Twins of Evil (1971)
ReplyDeleteLousy Puritans, ruining our sexy satanic rituals.
Tales from the Hood (1995)
ReplyDeleteCorrupt? Abusive? Racist? Murderous? It's your funeral.
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeletePoor Jamie never gets a good wig!
THE HOST (2006)
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite Jurassic Park sequel.
Maggie (2015, dir. Henry Hobson)
ReplyDeleteArnie's girl's a super freak, super freak
House of Wax (2005)
ReplyDeletePro tip: Don't build houses with wax.
Insidious (2010)
ReplyDeleteEmo Darth Maul loves the Tiny Tim
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteThat house was not built to code.
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteUnrealistic. That hospital had to many lights.
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)
ReplyDeleteThat was fantassle. Errr I mean fantastic!
The Cave (2005)
ReplyDeleteYou have to itch that spelunking fix!
THE PREY (1983)
ReplyDeleteYet another reason never to go camping.
House of Wax (2005)
ReplyDeleteJuicy fart sounds accompany entire third act.
ROAD GAMES (1981)
ReplyDeleteMaybe stick with 20 Questions next time.
Creepshow 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteThe most satisfying death by wave ever.
Theatre of Blood aka Theater of Blood (1973, dir. Douglas Hickox)
ReplyDeleteVincent Price's hardest role: a bad actor.
Schizoid 1980 (Junesploitation Horror Redux, Cannon Horror)
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Figures Wasson would pick that fugly wallpaper.
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They used a copy machine to scare?!?!
Halloween Kills (2021)
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Maniac (1980) Dir: William Lustig
ReplyDeleteThe prequel to Mannequin was super grim.
Bad Hair (2020)
ReplyDeleteWeave needs blood, will settle for ketchup
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteThose kids didn't watch the "Big Giveaway"
Benny Loves You
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Horror version of Ted -- both bad movies.
Lamb (2021)
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Halloween kills 2021
ReplyDeleteBest Cameo of the year? The spiderweb.
They Live (1988, dir. John Carpenter)
ReplyDeleteOscar the grouch chooses the trash can
LEGEND OF THE WEREWOLF (1975)
ReplyDeletePeter Cushing sure did lots of movies.
Phantasm(1979). Where Deaths reality dwarfed by undead dwarves.
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ReplyDeleteHa. I see what you did there.
Bedlam
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Karloff and horrors of mental health system
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (Adam Robitel, 2021)
ReplyDeleteMore rooms, more escaping, little less fun
Hubie Halloween (2020) Dir. Steven Brill
ReplyDeleteAdam Sandler at his peak schlabbity doo.
Torture Garden (1967)
ReplyDeleteAmicus rivals Pornhub for most British assholes
THE BEYOND (1981)
ReplyDeleteBlind girl running away... running away... running...
The Cave (2005)
ReplyDeleteNot really worth writing a review for.
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
ReplyDeleteA true monster WOULDN'T love Julie Adams.
The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDeleteConvinced I should like that on podcasts.
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
ReplyDeleteBack when surprise Cloverfield movies were cool
The Stuff (1985)
ReplyDeleteEating gum off ground could've gone worse!
THE CRAFT (1996)
ReplyDeleteLight as feather, stiff as the 90s.
Neon Manics (1986
ReplyDeleteBattle of the bands set to freaks.
The Devil’s Honey (1986)
ReplyDeleteSelf taught, that’s right. No lessons pops!
Lamb (2021)
ReplyDeleteIcelandic couple vaccinates child for scabies. Sheeple!
(please read the sarcasm)
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If it were goats, could've been "Kid"
Halloween Kills (2021)
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Everyone hated Rob Zombie's version why exactly?
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Let's be honest...these "sequels" are terrible.
Halloween Kills (2021)
DeleteEvil Dies...in the next movie possibly!
Vamp (1986) Dir. Richard Wenk
ReplyDeleteStrange not seeing Wantanabe play horrible stereotype.
LETHAL NIGHTMARE (1992)
ReplyDeleteLethal to the already sleepy, this remake.
CAT PEOPLE (1982)
ReplyDeleteSex brings out the beast in her.
PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (1974)
ReplyDeleteIt's exactly what Gaston Leroux originally envisioned.
The Sixth Sense (1999)
ReplyDeleteShyamalan must have passed Willis's lens test
Blade (1998)
ReplyDeleteThis is a disturbingly toothy vampire movie.
Malignant (2021)
ReplyDeleteMe for the entire movie...wait, what?!?!
In The Tall Grass (2019)
ReplyDeleteBig spooky rock makes your ass grass.
The Blob (1988) Dir. Chuck Russell
ReplyDeleteShawnee Smith's second best performance...behind Becker.
The Blood on Satan's Claw (1971)
ReplyDeleteNot enough Blood. Fair amount of Claw.
Body Double 1984
ReplyDeleteBrinke or you'll miss it, her cameo!
Halloween is Grinch Night 1977
ReplyDeleteGrinch's paraphernalia wagon might just rival Chong's
For the Sake of Vicious (2021)
ReplyDeleteDon't think she's getting her deposit back
Fiend 1980
ReplyDeleteA mustache is required to enter town!
Final Exam (1981)
ReplyDeleteRealistic frat behavior, standard slasher senseless violence.
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteIt's elevated horror -- 7,800 feet! Wocka Wocka!
28 Days Later (2002)
ReplyDeleteThat's my secret, Cap. I'm always rage-infected.
Day of the Dead (1985) dir George Romero
ReplyDeleteBub’s runnin this monkey farm now Rhodes!
Carrie (1976)
ReplyDeleteAnd that’s why I skipped my prom
DeepStar Six (Sean S. Cunningham, 1989)
ReplyDeleteAlien meets Abyss, but cheaper and duller
The Guest (2014)
ReplyDeleteStevens looks so disappointed / excited to kill.
From Beyond (1986, dir. Stuart Gordon)
ReplyDeleteThe pineal gland is in Foree's underwear
😳😱😁
DeleteHalloween Kills(2021). "Death dies tonight" but ends next year.
ReplyDeleteSwamp Thing (1982, dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteDon't get high on your own supply...?
Nightmare on Elm Street(1984). "I'm going to bed" a death sentence.
ReplyDeleteGet it? Wink wink
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DeleteGrabbers (2012)
ReplyDeleteWhat a great way to stay safe
I Trapped the Devil (2019)
ReplyDeleteTook three attempts, but I finished it.
Halloween 2 (1981)
ReplyDeleteUnderstaffed, dark clinic with murderer in it.
Dark Shadows (2012)
ReplyDeleteVictoria, B.C has no ski resort. #triggered.
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More slime on set than on screen