THE FEAST [Welsh w/English subtitles] (2021, Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema) for the first time (releases in the U.S. Nov. 19th). Part of the 6th Annual Brooklyn Horror Film Festival.Succulent ecoterror dish that's best watched cold.ORWhy'd she hide broken glass THERE? Ohhh...
This month marks the return of midnight theatrical features (both first run and repertory) to Nitehawk Cinema, Alamo Drafthouse. Metrograph and IFC Center, all of which stopped them when the COVID Pandemic started. Another step toward New York City movie theaters' slow return to normalcy. :-D
Leonard Nimoy [misspelled 'Nemoy'] in THE BRAIN EATERS (1958, YouTube) for the first time.Also streaming on TUBI, Pluto, Shout! Factory TV.Shocker! Spock plays intelligent supreme being asshole.ORMcCarthy-like politician as alien invasion hero? #WhataTwist
Jason Isaacs in Paul W.S. Anderson's EVENT HORIZON (1997, DVD)."Star Trek: Discovery"-like but more uplifting, positive.
GHOSTS OF MARS (2001, Blu-ray) with Carpenter, Natasha Henstridge commentary track.Didn't know Carpenter directed Anthrax music videos.ORCould've been worse and starred James Woods.
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982) dir. Tommy Lee WallaceDoc cheats on wife, kills robot army.
Tetsuo aka Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989, dir. Shin'ya Tsukamoto)Completely n̴̫̰̂͘o̴̗̐̈́ŕ̵̙m̵̛̬͊ḁ̴͗l̴͇̠͐ ̴͓̒̓m̶͖̙͇̎̿̈͂͂̚o̵̩̖̞͎̯̒̈́͠ͅv̵̥̤̗͙̀͐̽̕͠͝ï̷̹̥̥̩̪̑͒̕ḙ̷͒́ ̶̙̃̉́ȃ̵̲͕̝͎̺̹̎͑b̷̡͔̭̮̳͍͓͉͍̤̤̼̩͒͑͗̐͛́̅̔̈́̍̓̾͘ò̷̢̡̢̘̝̱̣̆͗͆́u̵̧̻̦̗͍̯̗̺̣̜̟̲̅̔́́̑̓͑́̈́͂̚͘͝t̵̮̦͇̠̰̠̦͙͆́ ̸͇̼̥̥̠͗͌̾͝ǎ̵̺͓̱͍͍͈̯͙̒͜ ̸̭̤̼̥̗̟͍̮̩̹̭͑̊͛͜ͅp̵̰͖̻͓̜̼̭̬̲̣̠̻̀̔̽͐͜ͅl̷͍̤͙̺̱̅́͂̿͊̌̍̐̈̇̾̅͑̕̕͝ě̶̮͔̮̭͙̦̳̲̔̌̊̈͛̂͊̽́̾̅̓͝a̸̡̞̹̠̗̲̰̮̼̖̻̲̗̲͒̏̍̌́͊̄͊́̉͂͋̕͜ͅs̵̛̘̱̥̲̟̬̒̀̑̽͌̅͌͑̆ͅͅą̴̝͕̤͎̟̼̩̺̜͍̮̻̪͍̘̐̄̇͌̉̇̍̀͌͜͝n̷̮̞̽̍̑̀̓̎̍̀̂̽͘͝͠ṯ̷̢̩͚̮̪̟͚̲̝͔̹̲̣̩́͋̔̋̇̿̈́͜͜ ̵̮̻̘̈́̂ḑ̸̢̛͖̩͇̥̜͎̣̣̭̪̝̩̖̮͇̺̟͈̑̇̇̊̏̔͐͛̾̋̾́͂̽̀͘ư̷̡̢̧̱͇̩̳̙̙̬̦͎̱̦̈͐͐̄̋̿̿̈́̽͛̇̿̏͊̂̀͊̚̚͠ͅd̸̪̖̑͝ͅȩ̴̨̹̤̼̱̞̫̹̲̜̠̬̹̜̾͘͜ͅ.̴͕͇̞͙̦̘͔̬͕̜́̈̅̾̏̀͆̔̑̇̈́̑̀̀̔̕
Production values, nice! 🤠😎
Seemed appropriate for this movie.
SEVEN WORD REVIEW OF THE DECADE 🏆
The Toxic AvengerDirs. Michael Herz & Lloyd Kaufman 1984Is the weirdest part the costume changes?
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)I think this pod person pandemic's overblown
Disturbing Behavior (1998, Dir. David Nutter) Movie's only blowjob happens at breakneck speed.
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Hands of the Ripper, dir Peter Sasdy, 1971Like looking into a mirror, but not
Urban Legends (1998)Wait... Jared Leto isn’t an Urban Legend?
Candyman 2 Farewell the Flesh, dir Bill Condon, 1995The New Orleans-ness of it is intoxicating
We Are What We Are (2013, dir. Jim Mickle)Growing up, eating new people, making friends.
HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021)(last night)Good Scenes. Brutal Kills. Not great overall?
The Empty Man (2020)Hyped for Empty Man vs Byebye Man
Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers, Michael A. Simpson, 1988Angela teaches her own facts of life
Halloween Kills (2021)"V for Vendetta" ending vexes victorious vigilantes
Jaws 3 (1983; netflix; alas not in 3D)."...just a two word review....Shit Sandwich"
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND (1974) Have a nice shot on video crapfest.
The House That Screamed (1969) Simon Barrett basically remade this with Seance or That's okay because they both rule ok
My favorite horror discovery of the past few years. The blending of drama, suspense, and horror in The House That Screamed completely works for me.
The Beyond (1981) Man that is some old gardening equipment
THESE ARE THE DAMNED (1962) Kids today, with their underground death cults…
Cronos (1993)Senior citizens' squabble over jewelry turns bloody.
THE BOOGIE MAN WILL GET YOU (1942) Come for ghosts. Stay for the slapstick.
Creep (2014)Don’t make bro tubby time weird bro
Army of the Dead (2021)Why didn’t you just hire “The Coyote”?
THE FLESH AND THE FIENDS (1960) How is graverobbing a viable business model?
APOLOGIES Apologies for the multiple postings, I’m dumb!
ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1988)Gonk the poodle is a fashion icon.
Halloween KillsStop the…I mean…Evil Dies Tonight!
Underwater (2020)I really enjoyed how film was underwaterOrEveryone surprisingly shocked by all the water
Dead Alive (1992)This movie kicks ass...for The Lord!
The Empty Man (2020)Bottle blowing Scientologists, shot like Fincher film.
Mimic (1997)Del Toro is a very gooey director
Twins of Evil (1971)Lousy Puritans, ruining our sexy satanic rituals.
Tales from the Hood (1995)Corrupt? Abusive? Racist? Murderous? It's your funeral.
Halloween Kills (2021) Poor Jamie never gets a good wig!
THE HOST (2006) This is my favorite Jurassic Park sequel.
Maggie (2015, dir. Henry Hobson)Arnie's girl's a super freak, super freak
House of Wax (2005)Pro tip: Don't build houses with wax.
Insidious (2010)Emo Darth Maul loves the Tiny Tim
Halloween (2018)That house was not built to code.
Halloween Kills (2021)Unrealistic. That hospital had to many lights.
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)That was fantassle. Errr I mean fantastic!
The Cave (2005)You have to itch that spelunking fix!
THE PREY (1983) Yet another reason never to go camping.
House of Wax (2005)Juicy fart sounds accompany entire third act.
ROAD GAMES (1981)Maybe stick with 20 Questions next time.
Creepshow 2 (1987)The most satisfying death by wave ever.
Theatre of Blood aka Theater of Blood (1973, dir. Douglas Hickox)Vincent Price's hardest role: a bad actor.
Schizoid 1980 (Junesploitation Horror Redux, Cannon Horror)Klaus needs only appear, he's prime suspect. OR Figures Wasson would pick that fugly wallpaper. OR They used a copy machine to scare?!?!
Halloween Kills (2021)Townspeople learn nothing: attack all at once!
Maniac (1980) Dir: William LustigThe prequel to Mannequin was super grim.
Bad Hair (2020)Weave needs blood, will settle for ketchup
Halloween Kills (2021)Those kids didn't watch the "Big Giveaway"
Benny Loves YouDir. Karl Holt 2019Horror version of Ted -- both bad movies.
Lamb (2021)Ram on the lamb looking for ewe
Halloween kills 2021Best Cameo of the year? The spiderweb.
They Live (1988, dir. John Carpenter)Oscar the grouch chooses the trash can
LEGEND OF THE WEREWOLF (1975) Peter Cushing sure did lots of movies.
Phantasm(1979). Where Deaths reality dwarfed by undead dwarves.
House II: The Second StoryHa. I see what you did there.
BedlamDir. Mark Robson 1946Karloff and horrors of mental health system
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (Adam Robitel, 2021)More rooms, more escaping, little less fun
Hubie Halloween (2020) Dir. Steven BrillAdam Sandler at his peak schlabbity doo.
Torture Garden (1967)Amicus rivals Pornhub for most British assholes
THE BEYOND (1981)Blind girl running away... running away... running...
The Cave (2005)Not really worth writing a review for.
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)A true monster WOULDN'T love Julie Adams.
The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)Convinced I should like that on podcasts.
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)Back when surprise Cloverfield movies were cool
The Stuff (1985)Eating gum off ground could've gone worse!
THE CRAFT (1996) Light as feather, stiff as the 90s.
Neon Manics (1986Battle of the bands set to freaks.
The Devil’s Honey (1986)Self taught, that’s right. No lessons pops!
Lamb (2021)Icelandic couple vaccinates child for scabies. Sheeple!(please read the sarcasm)ORIf it were goats, could've been "Kid"
Halloween Kills (2021)I subscribed to Peacock Plus for this? orEveryone hated Rob Zombie's version why exactly?or Let's be honest...these "sequels" are terrible.
Halloween Kills (2021)Evil Dies...in the next movie possibly!
Vamp (1986) Dir. Richard WenkStrange not seeing Wantanabe play horrible stereotype.
LETHAL NIGHTMARE (1992)Lethal to the already sleepy, this remake.
CAT PEOPLE (1982)Sex brings out the beast in her.
PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (1974) It's exactly what Gaston Leroux originally envisioned.
The Sixth Sense (1999)Shyamalan must have passed Willis's lens test
Blade (1998)This is a disturbingly toothy vampire movie.
Malignant (2021)Me for the entire movie...wait, what?!?!
In The Tall Grass (2019)Big spooky rock makes your ass grass.
The Blob (1988) Dir. Chuck RussellShawnee Smith's second best performance...behind Becker.
The Blood on Satan's Claw (1971)Not enough Blood. Fair amount of Claw.
Body Double 1984Brinke or you'll miss it, her cameo!
Halloween is Grinch Night 1977Grinch's paraphernalia wagon might just rival Chong's
For the Sake of Vicious (2021)Don't think she's getting her deposit back
Fiend 1980A mustache is required to enter town!
Final Exam (1981)Realistic frat behavior, standard slasher senseless violence.
The Shining (1980)It's elevated horror -- 7,800 feet! Wocka Wocka!
28 Days Later (2002)That's my secret, Cap. I'm always rage-infected.
Day of the Dead (1985) dir George RomeroBub’s runnin this monkey farm now Rhodes!
Carrie (1976)And that’s why I skipped my prom
DeepStar Six (Sean S. Cunningham, 1989)Alien meets Abyss, but cheaper and duller
The Guest (2014) Stevens looks so disappointed / excited to kill.
From Beyond (1986, dir. Stuart Gordon)The pineal gland is in Foree's underwear
Halloween Kills(2021). "Death dies tonight" but ends next year.
Swamp Thing (1982, dir. Wes Craven)Don't get high on your own supply...?
Nightmare on Elm Street(1984). "I'm going to bed" a death sentence.
Get it? Wink wink
Grabbers (2012)What a great way to stay safe
I Trapped the Devil (2019)Took three attempts, but I finished it.
Halloween 2 (1981)Understaffed, dark clinic with murderer in it.
Dark Shadows (2012) Victoria, B.C has no ski resort. #triggered.
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The Faculty(1998 Dir, Robert Rodriguez)See Cletus. Told ya meth killed aliensorMore slime on set than on screen