Saturday, October 15, 2022

Scary Movie Challenge 2022 Day 15

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  1. Sam Raimi's THE EVIL DEAD (1981, 4K UHD Blu-ray).

    Cenobites took wrong turn at Albuquerque. Oops.

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    Woods unaware of Bechdel, fail test anyway.

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  2. Sam Raimi's EVIL DEAD 2: DEAD BY DAWN (1987, 4K UHD Blu-ray).

    Decapitated girlfriend's corpse's a-head of the competition.

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    Big-enough basement accommodates Henrietta's shape-shifting fat ass.

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    More Raimisms-per-square-foot than nearest Raimi-laden franchise ("Darkman").

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    1. David Fincher's SE7EN (1995, Blu-ray).

      Gets better with repeat viewings. Perfect movie.

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      Kevin Spacey's research for John Doe? Mirror.

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  4. I know what you did last summer 1997
    Finally the evils of fishermen are told
    Or
    Would've liked frozen fishstick in someone's eye

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  5. I still know what you did last summer 1998
    Who could Killer be?...wait, it's ME?!
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    I still know what…? You mean jetskiing?

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  6. REC 2007
    No joke, this movie is really scary

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  7. Quarantine 2008
    Didn't these darn fools fucking see REC?

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  8. Halloween, dir David Gordon Green, 2018

    Bullshit on Podcasters having that much cash

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  9. Wild Beasts (Dir. Franco E. Prosperi, 1984)
    Missed opportunities: pandas; giant tortoises; kangaroos; meerkats.

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  10. AN ANGEL FOR SATAN (1966, dir. Camillo Mastrocinque)

    A statue of great beauty and randiness

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  11. CRYPT OF THE VAMPIRE (1964, dir. Camillo Mastrocinque)

    Looks like it's love at first bite

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  12. HALLOWEEN ENDS (2022, Dir. David Gordon Green)

    More like Halloween Friends? ... Alright, I'll leave!

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  13. War of the Worlds (2005)

    Kruger? Voorhees? Meyers? Pinhead? Pfffrt. Tim Robbins!

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  14. Halloween Ends (2002 Rewatch on Peacock)

    A thinly veiled Christine remake poorly executed

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    1. Half "The Pit" and half "Friday the 13th V"?

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  15. Terrifier 2 (2022)

    Favorite new discovery so far this month

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  16. Unfriended: Dark Web

    Effective tech paranoia eschews all but screens.

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  17. Drag Me To Hell

    Horror Justin Long is best Justin Long.

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  18. Deadstream (2022)

    Note to self: Use more duct tape.

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  19. X (2022)

    Makes porn boring, and old hags scary!

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  21. Mirror Mirror (1990) - First time viewing

    A Charlie Spradling movie I hadn't seen!!!

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  22. HALLOWEEN ENDS (2022)

    Glad nobody's fighting about this on Twitter.

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  23. Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Dan O'Herlihy is giving Irish Lord Summerisle

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  24. Hellraiser (2022)

    "Sun like a god into our room."

    OR

    "Are you ready for a new sensation?"

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    "Don't let your pain take over you."

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  25. UNDER WRAPS (1997)

    No, mummy, Zeo Crystal's at Krispy Kreme.

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  26. Willy’s Wonderland (2021)

    Great reminder: there’s always time for pinball.

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  27. Blue Monkey 1987

    I don't remember this episode of SCTV!

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  28. Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

    Spoiler alert! Rosemary’s baby is Roman Polanski

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  29. The Omen (1976)

    This mysterious “adopted” child is not Kal-El!

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  30. A Quiet Place Part II (2020)
    A sturdy reward for pretty low expectations.

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  31. Fright Night (2011)
    Misidentifies greatness of original. Still pretty good.

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  32. Death Game (1977)
    Least earned shock ending since Fat Girl.

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  33. Fire in the Sky 1993

    Sorry, eye ordered the Nurse Lisa needle

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  34. Species (1995)

    Adam Riske versus Freedom of the 'Pres'

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  35. Communion 1989

    or "Scenes from inside Christopher Walken's brain.

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  36. UNDER WRAPS (2021)

    Kids' movies still using walkie-talkies in 2021?

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  37. Jason X (2001)

    Early 2000s clothing making a 2455 comeback

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  38. Groom Lake (2002, dir. William Shatner)

    There's... something on the lake. Some... thing!

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  39. Godzilla (1954, dir. Ishiro Honda)

    They nailed Godzilla's roar first time out.

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  40. Poltergeist (1982, dir. Tobe Hooper)

    My daughter's first Tobe Hooper directed movie.

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  41. Old Man (2022, dir. Lucky McKee)

    Do the woods just come with cabins?

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  42. UNDER WRAPS 2 (2022)

    Getting sick of mummy grunt sound effects.

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  43. Malevolent (2018)

    Would be haunted by Pugh in turtleneck

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  44. PRISONERS OF THE GHOSTLAND. 2021. Dir: Sion Sono.

    A fascinating treatise on Japan-US relations.

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  45. HOCUS POCUS (1993)

    Starring Neil Gaiman as Billy the zombie?

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  46. HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS (1988):

    These movies don’t really work without Loomis.

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  47. Embrace of the Vampire (1995)

    Almost as bad as Milano is hot!

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  48. Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

    Even for a vampire movie very horny

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  49. Species (1995)

    Wait maybe I’m just very horny today

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  50. Final Destination 2 (2003)

    Rube Goldberg death machines are pretty fun.

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  51. MUPPET HAUNTED MANSION (2021)

    Don't wannt be buried in Mup-PET cemetery...

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  52. Maggie (2015)

    "Arnold killing zombies" sounds fun, right? Wrong.

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  53. HOCUS POCUS 2 (2022)

    Witches gave town a robust tourism industry.

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  54. Spirit Halloween: The Movie

    "Sorry your dad died of bone cancer."

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  55. MY BEST FRIEND’S EXORCISM (2022):

    Arya Stark and Laura Palmer vs. Evil.

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  56. Hallween Ends (2022)

    In which Michael Myers gets a Robin.

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  57. Messiah of Evil (1973)

    Gun to my head: Uh, it's about....

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  58. Night of the Demon (Dir. James C Wasson 1980)
    AND!
    Night of the Demon (Dir. Jacques Tourneur 1957)

    Scholar uses hypnosis, learns more about creature!

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  59. Castle Freak (1995)

    Inherited a castle, then i freaked it.

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  60. Suspiria (1977)

    Still waiting for Bromley Italian horror flip

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  61. Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)

    Of course they gave Reverend the eggplant

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  62. Inside (2007)

    Toilet right there but goes full Regan

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  63. The Craft (1996)

    Heathers but with a smaller body count

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  64. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (unrated, 1993)
    About three minutes better than I remembered.

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  65. 'Halloween Ends'; my appreciation for 'Kills' begins

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  67. First timer; allow me to do this correctly.

    Halloween Ends (R, 2022)

    See prior post; formatting is correct now

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  68. Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975)

    At least buy me a drink first!!!

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  69. The Black Phone (2022, dir. Scott Derrickson)
    “Jesus? What the fuck.” – best line reading.

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  70. Doctor Sleep (2019, dir. Mike Flanagan)
    I’m never ready for that Tremblay scene.

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  71. Trick R Treat (2007)

    Succession season finale. The kids get payback!

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  72. Halloween (1978)

    Kids… they only stole mask, knifes, rope.

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  73. Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015)

    Wow, is this how they terminate pregnancies?

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  74. Razorback (1984)

    You can be a big pig too!

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  75. Trilogy of Terror (1975 - Dan Curtis)
    Just soccer kick that wild angry puppet.

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