Friday, October 21, 2022

Scary Movie Challenge 2022 Day 21

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  1. Ivan Reitman's GHOSTBUSTERS II (1989, 4K UHD Blu-ray).

    The "Ghostbusters II" of the "Ghostbusters" universe.

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    Dock worker welcoming Titanic's a real pussy.

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    Scariest moments? Politically incorrect Bill Murray unleashed.

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  2. David Cronenberg's SHIVERS (1975, Blu-ray).

    Not even with ten-foot pole touching pool.

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    Tax-funded peek at young Cronenberg's masturbation ritual.

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  3. Species (1995)

    Kingsley’s Fitch is world’s dumbest evil genius.

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    Impossible sweater’s not drenched in finger blood.

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    Not sure Molina’s fate really that terrible.

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  4. Flatliners (1990, Dir. Joel Schumacher, watching for the second time in as many days because my partner wanted to see it)
    Possible brain death? I hate veggie Bacon.

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  5. MARTIN (1977)

    He needs to lighten up around women.
    or
    Who is the craziest: Martin or Cuda?

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  6. EYES OF LAURA MARS (1978)

    Visions of murder: a major job distraction

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  7. Barbarian (2022, Dir. Zach Cregger)
    Kinky old women - this year's horror theme

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  8. DEATHDREAM (1974)

    This is why moisturizing is really important.

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  9. Pearl, dir Ti West, 2022

    In blood red, Pearl's the ultimate Goth

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  10. THE CONJURING 2 (2016, Dir. James Wan)

    Last Night In So Oh This Blows.

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  11. The Boy Behind the Door (2020)

    Shudders at the sight of… MAGA sign

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  12. THE TOOLBOX MURDERS (2004)

    Gotta love a creepy red herring handyman.

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  13. Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

    Watch Carrie and Exorcist trailers. Make movie.

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  14. SCREAM 5 ... or 5CREAM... or SCREAM (2022)

    Pointless sequel of repeated STABS honoring Craven.

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  15. Clearcut (1991)

    Canada's mistreatment of First Nations still ongoing :(

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  16. Mad Monster Party (1967)

    Stop with the g-damn Stewart/Lorre impressions

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  17. The Fury (1978)

    Unfortunately has a real Andrew Stevens problem.

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  18. The Mummy (1932)

    3,0000 years ago or 100, dudes horrrrny

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  19. The Dark Half (1993 Dir. George Romero)
    Suspiria levels of bullshit... Suspiria level awesomeness.

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  20. Nina Forever (2015) I guess menage-a-trois can get more awkward...

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  21. Blue Sunshine (1977)

    This is why you shouldn't do drugs.

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  22. CREEPOZOIDS (1987)

    "I'm your creepozoid, c'mon wind me up..."

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  23. Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)

    Logue’s character only one aware of situation.

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  24. FRANKENSTEIN (1931)

    I think my TV's on the Fritz.

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  25. Re-Animator (1985)

    Haven't seen Animator, but the sequel's great!

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  26. The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)

    Dammit, thought these were Pugh's keepsie tapes

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  27. American Psycho 2: All American Girl (2002, dir. Morgan J. Freeman)

    Septuagenarian William Shatner is a babe magnet.

    The House of the Devil (2009, dir. Ti West)

    This movie totally blew Greta Gerwig's mind.

    Cigarette Burns (2005, dir. John Carpenter)

    Udo wrote a gutsy seven word review.

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  28. Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

    No pretense: hot chicks shooting zombies re-dead.

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  29. Nina Forever (2015)

    I wish this had worked for me

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  30. BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935)

    Wait, did Dr. Pretorius invent Sea Monkeys?

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  31. Vamp (1986)

    Grace Jones and Dutch angles - powerful combination.

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  32. THE MUMMY'S TOMB (1942)

    Moldering Musty Mapleton Mummy Movie Mostly Meh.

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  33. Daybreakers

    Baz Luhrmann's Elvis 2. Starring Willem Dafoe.

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  34. Old Man

    Wanted to take an old man nap.

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  35. CREEPSHOW 2 (1987)

    So THAT'S what happened to Holly Goodhead!

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  36. PUMPKINHEAD (1988)

    Two wrongs don't make right. Three, however...

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  37. THE BATTERY (2012)

    Gardner's a catcher but he's pitching dong.

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  38. My Heart Can't Beat Unless You Tell It To (2020) dir. Jonathan Cuartas

    Tough situation, but 12 Christmases would rule.

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  39. Silver Bullet (1985)

    Eight murders gets you one saved soul.

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  40. The Black Phone(2022) Karma called, Killer recieves overdue justice acCORDingly

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  41. Hellraiser: Judgment (2018, dir. Gary J. Tunnicliffe)

    I've seen enough sights already. I quit.

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  42. THE EDITOR (2014)

    Parody? Homage? Little of both, I guess.

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  44. The Exorcist (1973)

    MacNeil home now entirely machine-washable and dishwasher-safe.

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  45. The Descent (2005) dir. Neil Marshall

    Might be too intense for my mom.

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  46. The House on Sorority Row (1982)

    All good practical jokes involve a gun

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  47. Ghostbusters II (1989)

    This movie didn't make me bust good.

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  48. Tremors 2: Aftershocks (1996)

    Graboids are like potatoes. Best kept underground.

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  49. The Keep(1983). So that's how Magneto got his powers.

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  50. Us (2019)

    Secret MVP - person who named the boats

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  51. Elvira's Haunted Hills (2002)

    Am I the only one missing Gonk?

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  52. Elvira's Haunted Hills (2001; Dir. Sam Irvin)

    Look at the size of that rack!

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  54. V/H/S 99 (2022 Dir; A bunch of people)

    Filmmakers googled VHS forgot to google tracking

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  55. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (1997)

    Something about this killer seems kinda... fishy.

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  56. Stage Fright (2014)

    They danced, they sang, they died. Bravo!

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  57. Choose or Die (2022; Dir. Toby Meakins)

    Video games don’t kill people; developers do.

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  58. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988 - James Signorelli)
    Where is the 2022 counter to prudery?

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  59. Haunt (2019)

    This seems like a bad business model.

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  60. Suspiria (2018)

    Goodbye Goblin, hello post war German politics

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  61. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    Barbara more useful if nailed to window

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  63. Dracula (1931)

    There's armadillos in Transylvania? What in tarnation?

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  64. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers(1988) Memorable Halloween entry with forgettable Halloween mask.

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  65. Popcorn (1991 Dir: Mark Herrier, Alan Ormsby)

    Kevin Williamson may owe Bob Clark money

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  66. Maximum Overdrive (1986)

    “Have you considered Minimum Underwalk?” - Mark Jones

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  67. Theatre of Blood (1977)

    Full of sound and fury, signifying everything

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  68. Season of the Witch (1972 George A Romero)

    Divorce was mad different during the 70s!

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