Showing posts with label friday the 13th part 3. Show all posts
Showing posts with label friday the 13th part 3. Show all posts

Monday, October 1, 2012

F This Movie! - Friday the 13th Part 3 Commentary (in 3-D!)

Scary Movie Month 2012 kicks off with Patrick, Doug, Mike and JB reuniting on a commentary for Friday the 13th Part 3 in real 3-D! Get ready for puns, method moths, snakes on sticks and TONS OF MURDER!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Sh!#ting on the Classics: Friday the 13th

by JB
I love horror movies more than any other person I know. The proof is in my basement. You might say that I love every horror film ever made. Except this one.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

F These Hockey Movies

Yes, the Chicago Blackhawks are the 2010 Stanley Cup Champions. We can't F hockey, because it remains a frozen mystery. But we can F these movies with hockey in them.

F Slapshot. F Miracle. Those are too obvious. These are real hockey movies.

1. Sudden Death (1995) - Jean-Claude Van Damme stars a security guard in Die Hard-in-a-hockey rink, directed by Chicago's own Peter Hyams (which explains why one of teams featured in the film is the Blackhawks). So stupid. Van Damme just wants his kids back.

2. Clerks (1994) - Rooftop hockey. The scene features the only special effect in Clerks, in which producer Scott Mosier yells at Scott Mosier.

3. D2: The Mighty Ducks - There's no reason to choose this over the original Mighty Ducks except that the title makes no fucking sense. Remember that movie T2: The Terminator or P2: There Was No Movie Called P (Because What the Fuck is P2?)

4. Swingers (1996) - I'm gonna make Wayne Gretzky's head bleed for Superfan number 99 over here.

5. Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982) - Because hockey mask.