FTM 741: FREDDY'S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE COMMENTARY

Patrick, Mike, and Adam Riske never scream while the bus is in motion.

FTM 694: THE PIT Commentary

Scary Movie Month 2023 kicks off with our annual commentary with Patrick, Mike, and Adam Riske talking about a weird early '80s Canadian horror.

FTM 647: RUMPELSTILTSKIN COMMENTARY

Patrick, Adam, and Mike kick off Scary Movie Month 2022 with a little commentary.

FTM 601: THE HAPPENING COMMENTARY

Our annual #ScaryMovieMonth commentary track finds Patrick, Adam Riske, JB, and Jan running from the wind.

FTM 556 - VEROTIKA COMMENTARY

Patrick, Mike, Adam Riske, and JB kick off Scary Movie Month 2020 with the singular vision of Glenn Danzig.

FTM 510: SLEEPWALKERS Commentary

Our annual commentary finds Patrick, Adam Riske, Mike, JB, and Jan talking Stephen King, cats, Mick Garris, cats, incest, corn, and cats. Happy #ScaryMovieMonth!

SPLATHOUSE 65 - THE FANATIC Commentary

Mike D. goes solo to talk his way through the new Travolta/Fred Durst thriller.

FTM 458 - DEATH SPA COMMENTARY

For our annual Scary Movie Month commentary, Patrick, Mike, Adam Riske, and JB hit the gym and sweat blood.

FTM 449 - INVADERS FROM MARS (1986) COMMENTARY

Patrick talks through another film from his favorite director, this time an underrated remake of a '50s sci-fi classic.

FTM 432 - THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2 (Commentary)

Patrick goes it alone for another feature-length commentary, this time on one of his favorite movies from his favorite director. RIP Tobe Hooper.

FTM 407 - BLOOD RAGE Commentary

This year's #ScaryMovieMonth commentary is not cranberry sauce.

F This Movie! 402 - FRIDAY THE 13th PART V: A NEW BEGINNING Commentary

Patrick and Heather Wixson are covered in chocolate stains as they talk their way through one of the least-loved entries in the Friday the 13th franchise.

F This Movie! 398 - BEYOND THE GATES Commentary

Patrick talks his way through his favorite horror movie of 2016 and says "special" too many times.

F This Movie! - Pieces Commentary

Our annual #ScaryMovieMonth commentary with Patrick, Mike, Adam Riske and JB is exactly what you think it is.

F This Movie! - Dude, Where's My Car? Commentary

Patrick and Doug can't find their car. Shibby.

F This Movie! - The Funhouse Commentary

Patrick goes it alone into Tobe Hooper's Funhouse.

F This Movie! - Halloween III: Season of the Witch Commentary

Kick off #ScaryMovieMonth with Patrick, Mike, Adam Riske, JB, Tom Atkins snakes, bugs, robots, masks, Stonehenge, telephones and Knitbot 2000. 

F This Movie! - Maximum Overdrive Commentary

Kick off #ScaryMovieMonth 2014 with Patrick, Doug, Mike and JB asking the question "Who made who?" Stephen King, that's who. Also cocaine.

F This Movie! - The Howling II Commentary

Patrick and Heather Wixson talk their way through this bonkers werewolf movie, which only one of them likes.

F This Movie! - Jingle All the Way Commentary (200th Episode!)

For our 200th PODCAST, we've recorded our annual holiday commentary. You can thank us by buying us a Turbo Man. YOU PROMISED.