Reserved Seating Presents The Bomb Squad: BLACKHAT

 by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who do time on our terms, not theirs.

Reserved Seating Presents The Bomb Squad: THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK

 by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who can see in the dark.

Reserved Seating Presents The Bomb Squad: JOHN CARTER

 by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who know men are from Mars and women are from Venus.

Reserved Seating Presents The Bomb Squad: SPEED RACER

 by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who can’t be manipulated by big business.

Reserved Seating Presents The Bomb Squad: ALI

 by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who float like a boat and sting like Yao Ming.

Reserved Seating Presents the Bomb Squad: POSEIDON

 by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who think Fergie’s singing caused that tidal wave.

Reserved Seating Presents The Bomb Squad: SAHARA

 by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who fail to launch franchises.

Reserved Seating Presents The Bomb Squad: K19: THE WIDOWMAKER

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who think K-19: The Widowmaker sounds like a burger at Hardees.

Reserved Seating Presents The Bomb Squad: HARD RAIN

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who will cooperate and evacuate during a flood.

Reserved Seating Presents The Bomb Squad: THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH

by Rob DiCristino and Adam Riske

The review duo who watched a movie no one saw about a club owner on the moon.

Reserved Seating Presents The Bomb Squad: DRIVEN

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who might not win or lose but will know what they’re made of at the end of this column.

Reserved Seating Presents The Bomb Squad: BALLISTIC: ECKS VS. SEVER

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who can’t recommend the movie no one has recommended.