Review: KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON

 by Rob DiCristino

“Can you find the wolves in this picture?”

FTM 679: GANGS OF NEW YORK

Patrick and Mike are the Hands That Built America.

FTM 637: ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD

Patrick and Adam Riske are the Devil, and they've come to do the Devil's business.

Fast Times in Fair Verona: ROMEO + JULIET

 by Rob DiCristino

It’s goofy, trashy, and over-the-top. And so is Baz Luhrmann’s version.

2K Replay: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN

 by Adam Riske

Winner for “Choice Movie Liar” (Leonardo DiCaprio) at the Teen Choice Awards. How is this a real thing?

FTM 617: THE DEPARTED

Patrick and Rob pahk the cah and smell a rat.

The Frustrating Urgency of DON'T LOOK UP

 by Rob DiCristino

Adam McKay’s latest screed might be more necessary than we think.

The Wish of ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD...

 by Rob DiCristino

Rick Dalton is okay, and so are you.

Reserved Seating: ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD (Spoilers)

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who have nice feet. Also, another reminder: there’s spoilers in the article ahead.

Thrills, Chills, & Spills: THE QUICK AND THE DEAD

by JB

In which I take the occasion of the film’s release on 4K Blu-ray disc to examine how it was unjustly vilified when originally released.

F This Movie! 374: Titanic

Patrick and Adam Riske go down with the ship.

Review: The Revenant

by Patrick Bromley

Back in October, I declared Bone Tomahawk the most brutal movie of the year. I may have to take that back.

To My Boyfriend, Leo

by Melissa Uhrin

“I'll never let go.”

Doc Hollywood: Leonardo DiCaprio

Hi, Leo! Come on in and have a seat.

Sh!#ting on the Classics: The Great Gatsby (2013)

I recently attended director Baz Luhrmann’s new screen version of The Great Gatsby. No matter what you may have heard about this movie, I was not disappointed. I went in expecting to hate it, and I did!

Review: The Great Gatsby

by Adam Riske

Find a nice quiet room. Turn on four stereos, each playing different styles of music. Now invite over 500 people who have been drinking all day and doing speed all night. Pick the most boring person of the bunch and ask them to read you The Great Gatsby. This, my friends, is what the first 30 minutes of Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby feels like. I wanted an ejector seat. It felt like Vietnam. Then a miracle happens. The movie settles down and while never becoming good, it ceases to be terrible.

Movies I Love: Django Unchained

There wasn't a movie I was more excited about in 2012 than Django Unchained, the seventh film from Quentin Tarantino. I saw it. I loved it. It took the number two slot on the list of my favorite movies of the year. But that was on a single viewing, and I knew I wanted -- nay, needed -- to see it again.

Now I've watched it twice in a week, and I love it even more.

Sh!#ting on the Classics: Titanic

Spoiler Alert!  The boat sinks.

Sh!#ting on the Classics: William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet

William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)

Okay, this one writes itself.

I have despised Romeo + Juliet since it was first released. I have taken every opportunity to badmouth this film for the last 15 years. I will go into my “anti-Baz rant” at the drop of any hat in my Film Studies class. I hate this film, and you should too.

F This Movie! - Inception

JB returns so he and Patrick can engage in a spoiler-heavy discussion of Christopher Nolan's 2010 masterpiece Inception. Hear them complain about the film's cold literalism, quibble over every minor flaw and dump all over the movie...IN YOUR DREAMS!! Because actually they love it.